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TallSexyNerd

33 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to think that I'm pretty fucking awesome, but I have enough self awareness to know that I'm probably just above-average awesome.

I want to meet a guy who isn't intimidated by intelligence, strength, passion, and (let's face it) weirdness. I would love to meet a guy who can inspire me, keep up with me, and go on adventures with me.

"To be loved is to be recognized as existing." ~ Thich Nhat Hanh (please think happy thoughts for Thay in his recovery from a stroke)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Asking my 2.5 y/o niece things that confuse her: "Do you want a firetruck on your sandwich?"

Trying to get my dad to go outside the U.S. borders for once in his life now that he's retired. Tried to Amelie him (had a friend send him a post card in Italian from the Vatican). Didn't take (he was pretty freaked out that the Vatican knew where he lived).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sports: diehard NY Giants fan (they're not making it easy this season).

books: Shakespeare (my collected works is full of post-it flags and penciled in notes in the margin), forensic thrillers, non-fiction on a variety of topics (especially nutrition, food science, and forensic anthropology).

tv: Dr. Who, Blacklist (Emmy Snubbed!), Hannibal (Double Emmy Snubbed!), Castle, American Horror Story.

movies: more romcom/drama/comedy than action/horror.

music: I skew towards singers/bands that have amazing lyrics and solid melodies/harmonies. See, e.g., Elbow.

foods: Bacon. Garlic. Avocado. Everything else is secondary.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family and friends
2. Modern medical technology (check out the photo of my artificial disc!).
3. Music (Nietzsche said "without music life is a mistake" and I happen to agree)
4. A fully-loaded kitchen (both hardware (sharp knives) and software (fresh produce and proteins))
5. Buddhism (made me less of a bitch--Thich Nhat Hanh, Tara Brach, Jack Kornfield)
6. The video of this little penguin squealing with glee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...whether my father is correct in saying that DC is not the place to meet a mate and that I should go West...

...why everyone thinks calling each other bae is cute. It means poop in Danish apparently....

...wondering how many women didn't get the memo about leggings not being pants and that they don't think it's hilarious to watch them wobble in 4" stilettos...

...why so many men on OkCupid have horrible photos of themselves and then say they don't have anything recent. EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU KNOW IS CARRYING A CAMERA. Make a friend, use good lighting....

...why all you manly mens don't like cute little kittens...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to avoid the Blerch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I judge men based on their dental hygiene. Flossing is sexy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Deal makers (and yes, these matter to me. Sorry to all of you smoking midgets):
1. Taller than me
2. Non-Smokers
3. You have a full command of the English language (though if it's not your first language, that's cool too)

To answer many your questions that really waste my time (I'm just deleting your email after your (minimal) effort):
"Hi, how r u?" -- I'm fine. Thanks.
"Hey, whut up?" -- The sky.

Nb: I don't pay attention to Quickmatch. I assume you all swipe right.