Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd like to think that I'm pretty fucking awesome, but I have
enough self awareness to know that I'm probably just above-average
I want to meet a guy who isn't intimidated by intelligence,
strength, passion, and (let's face it) weirdness. I would love to
meet a guy who can inspire me, keep up with me, and go on
adventures with me.
Also, and I sadly find this needs to be said: please don't be a
creep. Use a bit of discretion and common sense. Add a dash of
etiquette and a good slathering of reading comprehension.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make people feel loved, comforted, and cared for.
Trying to get my dad to go outside the U.S. borders for once in his
life now that he's retired. Tried to Amelie him (had a friend send
him a post card in Italian from the Vatican). Didn't take (he was
pretty freaked out that the Vatican knew where he lived).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
: diehard NY Giants
(they never make it
(my collected works is
full of post-it flags and penciled in notes in the margin),
forensic thrillers, non-fiction on a variety of topics (especially
nutrition, food science, and forensic anthropology).
: Dr. Who, Blacklist (Emmy Snubbed!), Hannibal
(Double Emmy Snubbed!), Castle, American Horror Story.
: more romcom/drama/comedy than
: I skew towards singers/bands that have
amazing lyrics and solid melodies/harmonies. See, e.g., Elbow
: Bacon. Garlic. Avocado
. Everything else is secondary.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family and friends
2. Modern medical technology (check out the photo of my artificial
3. Music (Nietzsche said "without music life is a mistake" and I
happen to agree)
4. A fully-loaded kitchen (both hardware (sharp knives) and
software (fresh produce and proteins))
5. Buddhism (made me less of a bitch--Thich Nhat Hanh, Tara Brach,
6. The video of this little
penguin squealing with glee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...why everyone thinks calling each other bae is cute. It means
poop in Danish apparently....
...why so many men on OkCupid have horrible
themselves and then say they don't have anything recent. EVERY
SINGLE PERSON YOU KNOW IS CARRYING A CAMERA. Make a friend, use
...why all you manly mens don't like cute little
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to avoid the Blerch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Back in 2007 i was trampled during the Flogging Molly set at
ShamrockFest. Because of this i am hesitant about crowds and also
have some lingering back issues. Not the Tylenol and a heating pad
kind but the ice, steroids, and opiates kind. I know this is kinda
heavy, but I am fighting it and am looking into surgical
Hopefully this doesnt get in the way of my NFL or PGA career like
it has for Peyton and Tiger.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Deal makers (and yes, these matter to me. Sorry to
all of you smoking midgets):
1. Taller than me
3. You have a full command of the English language (though if it's
not your first language, that's cool too)
4. You have good manners and are a gentleman.
To answer many your questions that really waste my time
(I'm just deleting your email after your (minimal)
"Hi, how r u?" -- I'm fine. Thanks.
"Hey, whut up?" -- The sky.
Nb: I don't pay attention to Quickmatch. I assume you all swipe
You came here b/c my friend's profile pointed you my way. I won't
tell all his secrets, but he's seriously a good guy. And his dog is
such a goober.
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