Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Laughing and smiling are at the center of my worlds. I think I'm
funny. I like people who are also funny (major bonus points if
after meeting me you determine that I am indeed funny). I believe
intelligent humor is the ultimate mental foreplay and should be
deployed at all times and all costs. This of course sometimes
proves problematic with those in the population who don't "get
There's not much in life that is ever guaranteed. However, as you
sit "there",and I sit "here", I can assure you of one simple truth:
I smell good.
I have listed my body type as "jacked". This is self incentive for
me to progress my "two pack" to a "six pack". I may never get
there, but it won't be due to a lack of gym time or effort. Being
physically active and fit is very important to me. I find my mental
state to be so much better when my body feels energized.
I own a tuxedo and a couple of very nice suits and can clean up
well when the situation requires - wedding, funeral, ballet
opening, etc. However, I much prefer to be in shorts and flip flops
with the top down heading to either a friend's bbque or a music
event in wine country. On a weekend I enjoy hiking, golfing and
touring wine country.
I'm told that I look and act (in a good way) much younger than my
birth certificate would indicate. Lately I've been getting a lot of
Dennis Quaid. Really preferred the Pierce Brosnan that I got 10
years ago better. Looking for someone who can keep up regardless of
"It may be the Devil or it may be the Lord, but you're gonna have
to serve somebody"
I'm assuming he likes his food spicy and would it be asking too
much to get a pair of hot mitts?
And as my good friend Ricardo Montablan was fond of
" Smiles everyone, smiles ! "
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging onto the tail of the tiger!
I am a partner in a 401k management company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a killer meal and figuring out the perfect wine to go with
it. I love to cook and/or be around other people who are into
making good food.
Hiking in the hills around my house.
Planning an awesome bbque party.
Kissing (or so I have been told).
Asking questions that help me to understand whether we have the
possibility of an intellectually engaging conversation.
Knowing that I need to have spell check turned on so that when I
type "intellectual" i don't misspell it and look like a complete
Making people around me laugh.
Ostrich lassoing (it's not as easy as you'd think)
Partying like a Band Manager (had to give up the Rock Star
lifestyle on doctor's orders).
Looking at your profiles and wondering why you chose to include
certain pictures that really don't make you look attractive.
Knowing that some of you have just read the last line and are
thinking that my profile needs help too. ;-)
Holding the door open
Confession: Yes I know that this helps me to look like the
gentleman I am in public, and hopefully makes you feel taken care
of and a small bit special, but it also allows me to check out your
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is my height, my smile and my laugh. I'm 6'5" and wear size 13
shoes - so I suppose it depends on whether you're looking up or
down - if you are focused somewhere in between I guess we can just
eliminate the small talk huh? ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to almost all kinds of music. Not too keen on F-bomb rap
or acid rock, but most everything else goes. I have a very eclectic
Arrested Development, Blazing Saddles, HBO Comedy, Entourage
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A wine glass
A glass of fresh OJ to start my day
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to do next for fun - where and with whom and how
much trouble can we get into....
Some of the questions on this site and a) who thought of them and
b) who would actually answer some of them....
Does the fact that I've never been to Burning Man (and probably
never will) mean that I'm not cool?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a couple of cocktails to start the weekend off right.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not nearly as vanilla as this profile might indicate
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're attracted to tall, dark, and funny - and there's a part of
you that most people don't really know about.
Who are you looking for?
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