It's also important to know that I'm flirt blind. I can't tell the difference between somebody who's flirting and friendly conversation. To avoid embarrassing situations I assume that everybody is engaging in friendly conversation with me. Attempts to use body language or "hints" will fail. Please say or do something obvious if you want to let me know that you're interested in a relationship. Failing that, I will assume you enjoy my platonic company and nothing will ever happen.
P.S. Please put something in your "most private thing" field. Anything. If the most private thing you can admit is loving tofurkey, then please put that down! Tell us that you ate a spider once. Talk about your love for Bollywood music videos. Admit that you cheated on a test. The key words are "willing to admit".