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29 M Arlington, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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So figured it was time to update this a bit, i have transitioned from student to working waaaay to many hours as driver for fed ex. My copius amount of free time has shifted into being on the road for roughly 10 hours a day. Would love to fit something other than sleep into my schedual so feel free to drop me a line. Thay said onto ungraceful attempt at describing myself. I'm a nice guy within a protective shell that looks at times like an asshole but I think that's just people being unable to accept the truth about this ugly yet beautiful world. I have many flaws but unlike some people I acknowledge them and am working on the ones I happen to care about changing. I in no way ever want to be perfect so please keep on walking (errr.... clicking I guess) if your looking for your knight in shining armor, I tried to be that once and got burnt bad. I'm supper chill with a unending sense of humor, I can be sarcastic from time to time and don't care if you are towards me. Alot of people would see me as a push over but the reality is that I really don't have a single fuck to give most of the time, or they mistake humility for submissive. I am capable of deep intellectual conversations or cracking fart jokes all night depends on who I'm talking to. Also fair warning I was raised old back country style so if I open a door for you and that bothers you take it up with ma. Anything else you wanna know the message button can fix =P

What I’m doing with my life
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Was attending EVCC in Everett to get an associates or technical degree (not certain what the program awards on graduation) in computer aided drafting, while working as a part time driver for Fed-EX and moonlighting as a painter/sandblaster in a small shop in Burlington. I have recently moved into a full time fed ex ground position and get to brave the streets of Bellingham every day. I hope to find time to pick back up on my degree however it looks bleak at the moment. I would like to enter into my field of learning or find something else worth doing at some point in my life but ot seems professional driving is my calling. Option C is still rejoining the service but this time as a Warrant Officer and not the grunt yes sir, yes mame, stuck in the shit NCO I had been before. I plan to build a log home on my families land in the foothills of the cascades up in Skagit county so if your not a fan of living off the grid I may not be the guy for you...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surviving, Doesn't sound exciting I know but I do it well. Of all the people I know I'm the one most likely to live through a cataclysm.

Skipping rocks, did you know it's a long forgotten art of the ancient wonka tonka people that gave birth to our modern day Sasquatch? Neither did I till some crazy old guy who smelt like whiskey and shame told me.

Driving, don't let my weaving and inconsistent speeding fool you. I just do that to fit in.

Blowing things up, Fourth of July was invented for me to find cleaver ways of taking pretty fireworks and loosing an eyebrow or two.

Marksmanship, on a bad day I scored Sharpshooter on the range, so if you got annoying stalkers just give them my address and tell them you'll be there all weekend...

Quoting Red Dwarf lines, I've probably watched every episode at least a hundred times as I introduce the unknowing to what I consider a glorious rofl stomp of comedic genius.

I got many more silly things I'd be considered good at but you gonna have to hit the intimidating button up there.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard for sure, then probably that I smiled, nodded and/or held the door open for them (if meeting in passing at a door) or that I said Hello even though I never met them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jesus, wow okay ummm books i love em... Michael Crighton was a Genius as well as Brian Jaques, C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolken.

Movies I love Silence of the Lambs and the rest of the Hanibal Lecter series. Inception was cool, but Equilibrium was better by far. Pirates of the Caribbean are probably my favorite tho but i am a pirate.

Shows have to say NCIS, How I met Your Mother, Red Dwarf, Spin City, Darma and Gregg (dating myself a bit with the last three).

Music, i love everything about it, i like almost everything. But lean towards trance and metal (Odd combo ikr?)
Favorite Artists, Five Finger Death Punch, Rammstein, Paul Oakenfold, SKindred, Bury Your Dead, Slipknot, Disturbed, Burn the Threshold, Otep, Rameses B, Black Mill, and lots lots more that i can't think of atm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hmmm easily #1 is Mt. Dew i love dat stuff. 2 would have to be my laptop i would be very cranky without it. 3 My '78 Z28 I may not drive it much as it's still being restored and gas isn't cheep but I love that car. 4 Feather pillows, yes I'm that damn picky about my pillows. 5 the love and support of my family, and 6 would definitely be my faith. Some of those are more important than others but all 6 I would hate too loose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, where i'm going what I can do to get where I want to be. Sometimes I get a wild hair and fart around on my Bass and ignore how much talent I lack with it and dream of being a rock star.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my couch glued to my computer monitor either enjoying a game or letting the devil that is youtube consume my soul. Willing to go out if givin the opportunity. Just not a big fan of bars or other social gathering places as I've found that ppl in large numbers are normally duchebags.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still have my teddy bear from when I was knee high.
You should message me if
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Your desperate.... heh, naw seriously drop me a line if your looking for genuinely nice dude with a huge heart, or are looking for that redneck woodsman of your dreams cause I can play that role too. Hope to hear from you soon.