TalvonStarke
30 Arlington, WA
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My self-summary
I'm a nice guy within a protective shell that looks at times like an asshole but I think that's just people being unable to accept the truth about this ugly yet beautiful world. I live my life on my sleeve because I don't think anyone should hide who they are. I have many flaws but I have come to accept and live with them, I try to keep the ugly ones in check and am constantly working to make myself a better person. I in no way ever want to be perfect so please keep on walking (errr.... clicking I guess) if your looking for your knight in shining armor, I tried to be that once and got burnt bad. I'm supper chill with a unending sense of humor, hate drama so much to the point I will remove myself from an area if anyone starts creating the nasty stuff. I can be sarcastic from time to time and don't care if you are towards me. I have a hard time with ego's as I try to live my life in a humble manner, every now and then I'll toot my own horn but only for a minute. I am capable of deep intellectual conversations or cracking fart jokes all night depends on who I'm talking to. If you wanna know more just send me a message and maybe I can be the missing piece we all search for.

Laterz
~Tally
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Fed-Ex ground delivery Driver, and that's about all I have time to be it seems anymore. I made the mistake of being too good at my job so now I am my bosses go to guy, just sucks that he always has something to ask me to do extra. I am a gamer so I also have my games that I get a little bit of time to invest in, League of Legends when i have the time and try to get a group together for Pathfinder every Sunday. I keep saying one of these days I'll get back to working on my Novel or penning some more storyboard for a game me and my bro have been working on for sometime now, but normally the sleep monster just eats me. Really looking forward to meeting someone I can go outside my comfort zone with or stay inside it and just have double the fun.
I’m really good at
Skipping rocks, did you know it's a long forgotten art of the ancient wonka tonka people that gave birth to our modern day Sasquatch? Neither did I till some crazy old guy who smelt like whiskey and shame told me.

Driving, don't let my weaving and inconsistent speeding fool you. I just do that to fit in.

Quoting Red Dwarf lines, I've probably watched every episode at least a hundred times as I introduce the unknowing to what I consider a glorious rofl stomp of comedic genius.

Pretending to be British, I love a night out on the town trying to stay in accent the whole night. (Hardest part is my accent waivers from south London to cornish and then jumps ship and swims all the way to the Dublin for some over the top Irish lol)
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard is kinda epic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, i love em... Michael Crighton was a Genius as well as Brian Jaques, C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolken.

Movies I love Silence of the Lambs and the rest of the Hanibal Lecter series. Inception was cool, but Equilibrium was better by far. Pirates of the Caribbean are probably my favorite tho but i am a pirate.

Shows have to say NCIS, How I met Your Mother, Red Dwarf, Spin City, Darma and Gregg (dating myself a bit with the last three).

Music, i love everything about it, i like almost everything. But lean towards trance and metal (Odd combo ikr?)
Favorite Artists, Five Finger Death Punch, Rammstein, Paul Oakenfold, SKindred, Bury Your Dead, Slipknot, Disturbed, Burn the Threshold, Otep, Rameses B, Black Mill, Pendulum, Mitis&Mahi, and lots lots more that i can't think of atm.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family
2. My little Meowschwitz
3. Good friends
4. Caffine
5. Music that makes you move.
6. Motorcycle, life on two wheels is just better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, where i'm going, what I can do to get where I want to be. Why I always end up in the friend zone or worse get the "Your too much like a brother to me" line. Will I ever get my log cabin in the woods built.
On a typical Friday night I am
On Friday night it's either a couple games of league of legends or maybe relaxing with a brainless project on Minecraft. Either way I work in the morning so nothing to outside of the Norm.
You should message me if
You want to meet a nice guy for dinner or a motorcycle ride across the San Juan's sounds like the perfect date.
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