I'm a nice guy within a protective shell that looks at times like
an asshole but I think that's just people being unable to accept
the truth about this ugly yet beautiful world. I live my life on my
sleeve because I don't think anyone should hide who they are. I
have many flaws but I have come to accept and live with them, I try
to keep the ugly ones in check and am constantly working to make
myself a better person. I in no way ever want to be perfect so
please keep on walking (errr.... clicking I guess) if your looking
for your knight in shining armor, I tried to be that once and got
burnt bad. I'm supper chill with a unending sense of humor, hate
drama so much to the point I will remove myself from an area if
anyone starts creating the nasty stuff. I can be sarcastic from
time to time and don't care if you are towards me. I have a hard
time with ego's as I try to live my life in a humble manner, every
now and then I'll toot my own horn but only for a minute. I am
capable of deep intellectual conversations or cracking fart jokes
all night depends on who I'm talking to. If you wanna know more
just send me a message and maybe I can be the missing piece we all
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Fed-Ex ground delivery Driver, and that's about all I
have time to be it seems anymore. I made the mistake of being too
good at my job so now I am my bosses go to guy, just sucks that he
always has something to ask me to do extra. I am a gamer so I also
have my games that I get a little bit of time to invest in, League
of Legends when i have the time and try to get a group together for
Pathfinder every Sunday. I keep saying one of these days I'll get
back to working on my Novel or penning some more storyboard for a
game me and my bro have been working on for sometime now, but
normally the sleep monster just eats me. Really looking forward to
meeting someone I can go outside my comfort zone with or stay
inside it and just have double the fun.
I’m really good at
Skipping rocks, did you know it's a long forgotten art of the
ancient wonka tonka people that gave birth to our modern day
Sasquatch? Neither did I till some crazy old guy who smelt like
whiskey and shame told me.
Driving, don't let my weaving and inconsistent speeding fool you. I
just do that to fit in.
Quoting Red Dwarf lines, I've probably watched every episode at
least a hundred times as I introduce the unknowing to what I
consider a glorious rofl stomp of comedic genius.
Pretending to be British, I love a night out on the town trying to
stay in accent the whole night. (Hardest part is my accent waivers
from south London to cornish and then jumps ship and swims all the
way to the Dublin for some over the top Irish lol)
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard is kinda epic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, i love em... Michael Crighton was a Genius as well as Brian
Jaques, C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolken.
Movies I love Silence of the Lambs and the rest of the Hanibal
Lecter series. Inception was cool, but Equilibrium was better by
far. Pirates of the Caribbean are probably my favorite tho but i am
Shows have to say NCIS, How I met Your Mother, Red Dwarf, Spin
City, Darma and Gregg (dating myself a bit with the last
Music, i love everything about it, i like almost everything. But
lean towards trance and metal (Odd combo ikr?)
Favorite Artists, Five Finger Death Punch, Rammstein, Paul
Oakenfold, SKindred, Bury Your Dead, Slipknot, Disturbed, Burn the
Threshold, Otep, Rameses B, Black Mill, Pendulum, Mitis&Mahi,
and lots lots more that i can't think of atm.
The six things I could never do without
2. My little Meowschwitz
3. Good friends
5. Music that makes you move.
6. Motorcycle, life on two wheels is just better.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, where i'm going, what I can do to get where I want to be. Why
I always end up in the friend zone or worse get the "Your too much
like a brother to me" line. Will I ever get my log cabin in the
On a typical Friday night I am
On Friday night it's either a couple games of league of legends or
maybe relaxing with a brainless project on Minecraft. Either way I
work in the morning so nothing to outside of the Norm.
You should message me if
You want to meet a nice guy for dinner or a motorcycle ride across the San Juan's sounds like the perfect date.