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Tanelorn89

25 Levittown, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Transportation
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. Taking classes. Studying to become a history teacher. What does someone say they are doing with their lives? I'm very occupied on a daily basis with not dying. I've been not dying for 25 years and it's great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Videogames. Playing Netrunner. Boardgames.

Talking about history and trying to explain that Genghis Khan wasn't such a bad guy.

Being introverted. If it is not already common knowledge, that does not mean I am not social. In fact, I am very comfortable in social situations and meeting new people and I generally am outgoing as a rule. Ultimately I internalize though. I am most comfortable in solitude. I draw energy from being alone

Being anxious. I'm the person who worries if he locked the door after relocking it 5 times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I look like Jesus (the catholic, western, anglo-saxon image of Jesus)

Lumbersexual, I think is the term? Wasn't intentional; I just kept piling on more hair so as to be closer to my yeti brethren.

Puns. If you are not okay with puns, you will not be okay with me /end story
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Taiko, Les Miserables, The Once and Future King, Frankenstein, Anthem, The Fountainhead, The Screwtape Letters, 1984, Brave New World

Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings, Schindler's List, The Breakfast Club, Blue Velvet, Brazil, This is Spinal Tap, The Room, Toy Story, Miyazaki films, Apocalypse Now, Airplane, Red Cliff, Lolita, Braveheart, Videodrome

Shows: Star Trek, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Sherlock Holmes (the 80's Jeremy Brett version, not fucking 'Sherlock'), The Colbert Report, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Soup, Frasier, Adventure Time, Seinfeld, 90's Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network

Music: Rush, Iron Maiden, Blind Guardian, Megadeth, Alice Cooper, Queen, The Who, Might Mighty Bosstones, Streetlight Manifesto, System of a Down, Genesis, Daft Punk, Justice, Alice in Chains, The Clash, Alanis Morissette, Nightwish, Beastie Boys, Bastille, Imagine Dragons, Budgie, Funkadelic, Green Day, Jim Croce, Cyndi Lauper, Creedence Clearwater Revival, MIKA, Newsboys, Thousand Foot Krutch, Ministry, KMFDM, Roy Orbison, Shiny Toy Guns. I really do like almost every type of music on any given day. Grindcore is about the only genre I won't touch.

Food: Japanese food, especially sushi; Italian, seafood, anything with cheese or peanut butter, ice cream, cannoli
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. God

2. Family. We are very close and I value that greatly.

3. The abrasive growl of a Fender Strat blasting out of a Marshall stack

4. Role-playing games (board, video, or bedroom, pick one or all three :D)

5. Vital organs (seriously)

6. Sushi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a better person. I can't do much about the behavior about those around me, nor should I seek to change them. I elect to change myself since that's something I can control.

I also think about the novel I am writing and songs for my band.

I also think about the nature of education and teaching since I'm studying to become a teacher. I love the idea of being a part of the development of a child's mind. It is a great responsibility and privilege.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Bioware games or League of Legends. I love playing board games and I've always got one to fire out of the chamber of my gaming shotgun. Reading. Modding Skyrim.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have A.D.D.

I stutter sometimes. I used to stutter a lot more.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I CAN talk about anything. If you find it interesting, I probably will find that interest interesting, in all seriousness. Looking for someone to game or eat sushi with? Look no further. Also if you are a Lord of the Rings nut or love Bioware, that's a plus.