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Tank0532

28 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a very easy going guy. I love the outdoors almost as much as I love sleeping in (which can totally contradict each other). I strive to be spontaneous and willing to try anything at least once. I live by the saying "I do not regret the things that I have done, but those that I did not do". I always enjoy a good laugh... even if you have terrible jokes. I like to try new beer... Then forget either the name of the beer or the flavor.whoops. People say I'm way too honest but I feel more comfortable that way.

I obey naps. I don't mess with them. Best naps are snuggled up next to someone... But I can nap anywhere, anytime, anyplace. If you make a game out of adventure sleeping... I'll kick your ass at it.

I actually find reading profiles very interesting. I'm not one to just look at a pretty face... Not to mention some of you girls are sneaky funny. I'm just giving credit where credit needed.

Note: I have brown hair that turns blonde if I get a lot of sun (I've received lots of questions regarding my hair color on this thing)
I’m really good at
When I was little my mom said I was a "good eater".

I'm very good at reading people and understanding them.

Growing a great beard.

Matching any awkward situation with more awkwardness to make others feel better or more comfortable.

Dancing at weddings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I seem innocent but I'm a total goofball when I get comfortable
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's see... The Things They Carried, A Clockwork Orange, The Road, any biography, Into The Wild, Into Thin Air, interesting History books

Movies- 180 Degrees South, Superbad, A River Runs Through It, Trainspotting, Saving pvt Ryan, Man On Fire, Seven, Seven Years In Tibet, 28 Days Later, Boondock Saints, The Other Guys, Shutter Island, Pineapple Express, Big Fish

Shows- Lost, Simpsons, Dexter, house of lies, workaholics, Amazing race, breaking bad, Office, parks and rec, 1600 Penn, community, 30 rock

Music- I love everything. I'll sing along with anything from Eddie Vedder to bill withers and more. I've been on a Motown and Folk kick recently. Obviously not at the same time... That would be weird.

Food- Burritos... Or if you can make anything I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Cell phone/Camera
Stand up comedy
Exploring
Contacts/glasses
Water-the swimming kind
Burritos... Seriously I need them
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How do people get hunchbacks? Or wonder why that person is smiling/laughing at nothing?

Why my phone never auto corrects when I try to type the word "I'll" and now thinks that I'm "ill" all the time

Disclaimer: I don't respond if you try to "teach" me how people get hunchbacks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating and drinking with friends. If that doesn't work, then I'm at home on the couch watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of chickens. And yes, I get the irony.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm not very optimistic about OKC. If something happens, then great! But I'm not really holding my breath. With that said...
Message me if you think we would be a good match. It's not often that I send a message first. So if you want to talk, just send a message... just think of something more than just "Hi".
Surprise me.
Make me laugh (or at least chuckle) and you get brownie points