Note: If we don't match up at least 50%, I'm likely not going to enjoy conversing with you... but I'll attempt it. And, trust me, I can really tell the difference between someone who has read my profile and someone who has not. I spent hours compiling this information FOR YOUR BENEFIT... the least you can do is fucking skim it before sending me the tragic "ur hot" message. WTF, people?! And I'll be hesitant to go out with anyone less than a 70% compatibility score. I've answered over five hundred questions so the mathematical formula that okcupid has can do its magic... and neither of us wastes our time.
Even updated, I started this part last, lol... I always feel like I'm floundering for a proper description. Anyway, wish me luck... In general, I am a very busy, very tired thirty-two year old woman who spends most of her (rare) free time trying to catch up on sleep or movies or hanging out with her friends on Friday nights.
If anyone is familiar with the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, I'm a textbook INTJ. So, yes, I am an introvert, but that doesn't mean I'm a hermit and hate socializing. I do have a tendency to be honest to the point of tactlessness and my jokes can be both crass and crude... But I like guns, I like motorcycles, I won't make you sit through chick flicks with me, I own my own home (well, me and Wells Fargo!), I try not to be needy in any form, and I can hold my own in a conversation. I am not the type of woman that ends up as an accessory, lol... You'll have to keep on your toes around me. My tongue is sharp, though I have never considered myself cruel. On the flip side, I'm incredibly intuitive and notice details, so I have a tendency to care for others by preemptively solving their problems or getting them what they need. And I can be incredibly affectionate once I get to know you...
I feel as though monogamy is no longer an option for me; however, I will be flexible and leave that up to individual situations as they develop. I loosely describe myself as polyamorous until something proves that label false. I was recently in an open/pseudo-poly relationship and found the freedom to be very agreeable with my personality. I am also into the skeery-skeery world of BDSM. (Do NOT read that last sentence as "I will fuck anything that moves because I read Fifty Shades...")
I am currently in the market for submissives (pets or slaves). Note that this does not mean I will automatically attempt to dominate you in person or in bed - it is simply another facet to my personality. I can keep relationships and BDSM separate, if necessary.
Anything else you need to know, feel free to ask me. I take a very Open Book approach to life and relationships.
And, just to explain my sign on or tag or username, whatever it's called on this site... it's half sexual innuendo, half military/weapon jargon [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tap_rack_bang ]. I just happen to prefer "squeeze the trigger" to "bang."