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Taradactrill

23 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Here's that moment where I whore out my capabilities and fail to pinpoint the flaws which, ultimately, will make or break the relationship at hand.

LOL I LIEK CATz!
What I’m doing with my life
Getting more compliments for the artists I play than the shots I pull, and working on turning the former into a career.

Don't get me wrong, though; you won't find a smoother macchiato.
I’m really good at
Making the right puns at the wrong times. Pretending I don't speak "Starbucks." Functioning on minimal sleep. Manipulating sound effects to suit my needs. Writing anything but a cover letter.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dulcet tones. If it's down in public, at least one stranger will comment on my hair.

Someone once told me I talked exactly like how I type.
I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dark Comedy. Satiric Surrealism. Neo-Noir. Psychedelic Electronica. Cartoons. Cajun/Creole.

Futurama.

I guess here would be most appropriate for social-media:

lastfm.com/user/onetallcanary
twitter.com/one_tall_canary

Although this one time I left "Everything Is" on repeat and my last.fm has never recovered.
The six things I could never do without
Punctuation!
Cayenne pepper sauces.
That one episode of the Twilight Zone.
Domesticated animals.
Whataburger Spicy Ketchup (See Above).
Antiquated internet references.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The stories behind vanity plates. Multiverse theories. Etymology.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin' by slangin' pie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I refused Rahm Emanuel's handshake once. Not because of political differences, but because I thought he was a homeless man asking for change.

Jury's still out on if I'm embarrassed about it.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You expect whiskey when you order an Irish coffee.
The traffic sign says stop, you just change the direction in which you walk.
You don't accept or acknowledge "conversate," despite its inclusion into modern dictionaries.