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Taradactrill

24 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's that moment where I whore out my capabilities and fail to pinpoint the flaws which, ultimately, will make or break the relationship at hand.

My Instagram feed is misleading. About 80% of them have #SUPERCLEVER captions.

LOL I LIEK CATz!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find a real career that keeps me in the city, meanwhile packing up my belongings to head to elsewhere if the former doesn't happen in a month.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the right puns at the wrong times. Pretending I don't speak "Starbucks." Functioning on minimal sleep. Manipulating sound effects to suit my needs. Writing anything but a cover letter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dulcet tones. If it's down in public, at least one stranger will comment on my hair.

Someone once told me I talked exactly like how I type.
I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dark Comedy. Satiric Surrealism. Neo-Noir. Psychedelic Electronica. Cartoons. Cajun/Creole.

Futurama.

I guess here would be most appropriate for social-media:

lastfm.com/user/onetallcanary
twitter.com/one_tall_canary

Although this one time I left "Everything Is" on repeat and my last.fm has never recovered.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Punctuation!
Cayenne pepper sauces.
That one episode of the Twilight Zone.
Domesticated animals.
Whataburger Spicy Ketchup (See Above).
Antiquated internet references.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The stories behind vanity plates. Multiverse theories. Etymology.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I refused Rahm Emanuel's handshake once. Not because of political differences, but because I thought he was a homeless man asking for change.

Jury's still out on if I'm embarrassed about it.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You expect whiskey when you order an Irish coffee.
The traffic sign says stop, you just change the direction in which you walk.
You don't accept or acknowledge "conversate," despite its inclusion into modern dictionaries.