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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a student at UWM. I work as an IT manager on campus. I mostly don't hate either of those things.

Otherwise I'm a semi-cantankerous jerk, a gentleman, a feminist, a bibliophile, a gamer, a nerd, and various other descriptors. Mostly I just try to be a good person and urge others towards the same.

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'" -Kurt Vonnegut
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing up my degree and working pretty hard at my day job.

Finding good food to eat and good drink to drink. I love a night at a good restaurant.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Team leadership, bad jokes, shenanigans, drinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard or my insatiable irreverence. I try very hard to find the humor in every situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a huge Standup comedy nerd.

Doctor Who regularly makes me cry. Deal with it.

I grew up on thrash metal, punk rock, and outlaw country. While my tastes have certainly matured and become their own, the roots of my musical genesis are apparent. See for yourself at: my Last.FM profile

I am currently madly in love with Community, The Wire, and Better Call Saul. I actually don't really watch television though, so I download or find the stuff that interests me after the fact.

"She wore black, and I wore white."

Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, Neil Gaiman, Tim O'Brien, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, H.P. Lovecraft, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Ernest Hemingway, Richard Feynman, David Hume, Thomas Paine

I am an insatiable reader. I am never without a book or my kindle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. My computer. Books. A stiff drink. The Electromagnetic Force. Standup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking and engaging in shenanigans in and around Milwaukee. I happen to enjoy a night of nonsense and good humor.

I may also be at home raiding on WOW, or having a drink with friends, or anywhere else in between.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Kinky. GGG. I'm very good with rope.

Also, I love professional wrestling. What.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You share the same morbid amusement with the world and the people in it as I do.

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward." -Kurt Vonnegut

Quirky freethinking girls and I tend to get along very, very well.

Also, if you want to go to a comedy show, we should totally do that.