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33 Milwaukee, WI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:26pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Strictly monogamous
Might want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am the most intense soft hearted person you will ever interact with. I probably hate something you love. I have been described as 'difficult'.

I've worn a lot of hats so far in my life. I've been a carnie, an addict, a gamer, a dropout, a nerd... I am currently wearing the hat of a "hotshot tech support guru and student" at UWM. I like this one. I might keep it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently started collecting first edition books.

Cooking gigantic meals for my friends around every holiday. Orphan's Thanksgiving is my personal favorite.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the world a weirder place, mockery, jokes in bad taste.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard or my insatiable irreverence. I try very hard to find the humor in every situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Doctor Who regularly makes me cry. Deal with it.

I know just enough music theory to be dangerous.

I grew up on thrash metal, punk rock, and outlaw country. While my tastes have certainly matured and become their own, the roots of my musical genesis are apparent. See for yourself at: my Last.FM profile

I am currently madly in love with Community and The Wire. I also watch Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, and various other shows that are no longer on the air. I don't really watch television though, so I download or find the stuff that interests me after the fact.

"She wore black, and I wore white."

Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, Neil Gaiman, Tim O'Brien, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, H.P. Lovecraft, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Ernest Hemingway, Richard Feynman, David Hume

I am an insatiable reader. I am never without a book or my kindle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. My computer. Books. My mind. The Electromagnetic Force. My Tribe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Christopher Hitchens and what his legacy is likely to be. Never have I devoured as much content as his and found myself so often disagreeing but still respecting.

"It's always sudden."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking and engaging in shenanigans in and around Milwaukee. I happen to enjoy a night of nonsense and good humour.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Kinky. GGG.

Also, I love professional wrestling. What.
You should message me if
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You share the same morbid amusement with the world and the people in it as I do.

"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward." -Kurt Vonnegut

Quirky freethinking girls and I tend to get along very, very well.