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37 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:10am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly other
Atheism, and very serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OPEN RELATIONSHIP DISCLAIMER: I'm in a monogamish long-term relationship with someone I met on OKC, SafteyLast. I don't have a lot of casual dating free time, but if you're fantastically nerdy--like, "owns MtG decks" and "has a Fibonacci tattoo" nerdy, not "Listens to NPR" nerdy--you should say hello. END DISCLAIMER.

WHY I HIT "LIKE" ON YOUR PROFILE DISCLAIMER: I was bored and clicking around and you seemed like a decent person. I wasn't backhandedly hitting on you, no worries.

The people I gravitate to are those who are volleying around
hypothetical Chuck Klostermans (Would you rather spend 3 months in Paris or 5 minutes on the moon?), not those talking about their job. I'm sure your job is super, but I'd rather know about your favorite museum dioramas.

I cannot tell you what a pet peeve it is when people put "exploring the city" as a hobby. NYC is 100% explored, I promise. You aren't forging any new trails, Magellan.

I'm a big deal on reddit. I'm the only one who cares about that.

I won money on Cash Cab.

This is the funniest 18 seconds on the Internet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You are standing in a dank tavern. Shifty characters lurk within the shadows of their cloaks, their faces just beyond reach of the guttering lanterns. A one-eyed HOBGOBLIN motions you to his table. There are exits to the SOUTH and EAST.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Geeky trivia, Boggle, improvisational soup-making, copy-editing, consuming a season of a show in a sitting, and derailing a conversation to reference an obscure piece of pop-culture minutiae. I like making sushi and salad dressing. I've been stealing too many things lately.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You can't have this many tattoos and not have the answer be "this many tattoos." Unless I reek of something unholy and never noticed. I probably would have noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bubbleine forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

A bed. And I don't mean the whole mattress-pillows-sheets ensemble; I mean the actual frame. I find few things more horrifying than a mattress on the floor. I've never done it and never will. Remember in House of Cards when Zoe just had a mattress on the floor? That made me feel worse for her than anything else, including the train smash.

I could never do without those things that I have ever not had in abundance, disregarding their lack of notable non-absence.

Homestar Runner? I dunno, he's pretty good, I guess.

The laughter of children. Ha. Totally kidding. Cheese? Parenthesees? PARENTHECHEESE??
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Holy crap, Incredibles 2 in 2017, y'all!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm going to use this section for random personal facts instead.

* After years of being disappointed by mops, I've taken to hand-washing my floors with a rag and bucket
* I rewatch Wall Street about once a week because it has an enormous amount of dialog that can be listened to while playing video games.
* I've never had a Pop-Tart. I don't really see much reason to start now.
* I rate a lot of people on OKC in the hopes that they will enjoy the self-esteem boost from a stranger positively evaluating them.
* I consume an obscene amount of vegetable smoothies. My fingers and toes are kind of orangey. Did you know that's a thing? That's a thing.
* I like kettlebell exercises but wish it were called something slightly cooler. Like lifty-balls. Or Trevor.
* Did you know parrots can't eat avocado? I mean, they CAN, but the result will be a dead parrot. That's not a personal fact, but it's pretty darned interesting.
* I get anxious--like, physically uncomfortable--if I'm not keeping abreast of something that has become a pop-culture touchstone. I haven't watched a single episode of "Arrow" and that fact makes me want to DIE.
* I just said "okay dokey artichokey" out loud to no one.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've keyword-searched "cosplay" on OKC.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'ve ever uttered "Why are the save points so #$@!%ing far apart?!" out loud at the television.'ve ever wondered what it feels like to be bitten by a parrot.

...looking at a ridiculous amount of nerdy tattoos appeals to you. (Recently added: Joust ostrich named Flappy). find comic-book stores almost painfully full of promise.

You shouldn't if...'ve ever said, "I don't watch television." Cutting yourself off from such an enormous source of culture, education, and entertainment is not commendable. It's kind of depressing.