I recently lost a camera drone in a tree. If you would like to help me get a camera drone out of a tree, that would be cool.
I go to the Central Park petting zoo kind of a lot. More than average.
I won money on Cash Cab.
I used to get in a lot of reddit arguments about transgender rights, gender equality, and racial bias. "Maybe Hispanics are just worse with money and that's why they can't get loans, you ever think of that?" was something someone said to me, someone without exploding from the buildup of chronic redneckery.
This is the funniest 18 seconds on the Internet.