Why am I on here: Graduate school doesn't leave me much time, and the typical undergraduate scene at bars is growing old after so many years here. It seems increasing my exposure can't hurt.
edit: I stay here more for entertainment purposes and reading these ridiculous forums. I tend to view this site as a bit of a shit show, and not very seriously (less each view).

I am very laid back. I like to focus on what's pertinent in life, or fun, but fun is often pertinent. I'm a dental student at UNC, with hopes of becoming an OMF Surgeon, but I might just stick with dentistry for time's sake. I like terrible movies (sci-fi is my favorite genre), like Flu Birds, Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, and other academy award winners. I like to read books that make me sound more intelligent for having read them -- especially ones with obnoxiously long names, like The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I like Harry Potter -- if you think that's lame, you're lame. People who try to insult others' tastes in literature annoy me. If someone, these days, has a taste in literature, that's a feat in and of itself. I like fishing, and the outdoors are awesome. I like traveling. Barcelona is my favorite European city. I LIKE SCIENCE! SCIENCE IS AWESOME! I like art as well, photography, painting, sculpting, AND DENTISTRY! I like to think of science as art, or art as science. I just bought a new camera that's pretty nice (I guess), and took some sweet photogs in Europe, so I'm always looking for ways to expand my horizons in that regard (art). I'm big on aquariums, and the discovery channel. I was watching the discovery channel a decade before it was cool --- when it was just some guy following cheetahs around for six hours. That was called Wild Discovery. I like South Park, Fringe, House, and Entourage. As stated, I love art and consider myself artistic, which is kind of a must for dentistry anyways. My hand skills, humor, and intelligence are probably the three primary sources of my confidence. I love dogs, a lot. I probably like dogs more than people. I restrain from trusting anyone who isn't trusted by dogs and/or doesn't like dogs. I'm willing to work on that with someone, but if you don't like puppies, you're fired. I also like the internet. I write a lot. I think about what I should write, and what I want to write more than I actually write---but I still get in a decent amount of writing (but I tend to be less redundant). As for the internet, I think it's awesome, and I'm a huge net junky. I'm actually a pretty huge nerd.

That'll do for now.

Dental school

Academics, art, being awesome.

The waves in my hair. Most people assume I made them with gel or something---I'm far to WWII-grandpa-masculine to put gel in my hair (not that I care if others do, I just don't). That's not entirely true, I do judge guys with gel in their hair -- some are my friends, but I still judge you. Masculinity is a lost art. I blame MTV.

Family
Friends
Dogs
Internet
Sun (although I'm a pale one)
Seafood

Enough stuff to make most people's heads explode.

at a bar

I think a guy posting a shirtless picture of himself holding a puppy is a pretty douche-tastic thing to do (unless he's really out of shape, fat or thing, because that's funny)- but eh, at least I'll admit my hypocrisy. I also think it's at least comically douche-tastic.

When I'm bored in class, i go to omegle.com and mess with people. Obviously, take nothing I say here seriously. The "drive a car" comment, for instance. I'm actually the kind of person who donates money every month to WWF. Nevertheless, self-entertainment is easily found here.

You: hi
Stranger: hey whatsup
You: Not much, been a decent night
Stranger: how so
You: Stole 3 bokes without any issues
You: bikes*
Stranger: haha thats bad man. stelaing other peoples siht.
You: I use the frames for sculptures
You: bikes are dumb anyways
You: drive a car
You: this is america
Stranger: haha nice.s
You: except they are children
Stranger: so you're into art, cool.
You: only art built on the tears of children
Stranger: well thats not good at all.
You: how so
Stranger: tears of children
Stranger: never a good thing
Stranger: unless you like making them cry
Stranger: in which case
Stranger: no good at all
You: sounds like a limited view on artistic perception
Stranger: i'm not into art as much as everyone else.
Stranger: its cool
Stranger: and i respect it.
Stranger: but i dont care much for it
You: how about zoo's
Stranger: animals are cool.
You: damn right animals are cool
Stranger: i went to bermuda once, they had real cool excoitc animals.
Stranger: haha jaysuz
Stranger: are you a zoologist or something.
You: a zoologist who steals bikes from children to build artistic renditions of their misery?
You: no
Stranger: hahaha you artistic types
Stranger: never understood you guys at all.
Stranger: i like math, i'm a nerd.
Stranger: straightforward and simple.
You: I dont believe in math
Stranger: That makes no sense
You: It's an arbitrarily chosen set up rules to tell you that something equals something based on equally arbitrarily set rules. The only reason 2 and 2 is 4 is because you were told so. Four could have been named anything and represented anything, you just accepted what was said, and established a system of math based on nothing.
Stranger: 2+2 is 4, that a stupid argument
You: Alright, well Cake + Elephant = W, let me build a system of similar notes and symbols based from that, but following the same pattern, and you blindly accept it.
Stranger: I guess you're right, it just seemed to make sense.
You: That, or the pattern is the math, and the symbols' nature isn't important, as long as the values follow within the same methodology and patterns. Nothing is arbitrary if it follows a pattern, that's contradictory of the definition of arbitrary, and fundamental to the nature of math -- which is why everything I said is crap. I just blew up your universe.

2nd

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im male
You: hi im a vampire
Stranger: kewl
Stranger: so your last name is cullen?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: No, it's Andrews
Stranger: so what you eat
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: prime rib
Stranger: hmm yummy
Stranger: ?
You: Dude, I'm a fucking vampire. I don't eat, I drink blood out of human necks
You: It's not a fucking joke
You: my people have been oppressed for 2,300 years
You: you think its easy living a life of seclusion and murder
Stranger: i have to post this on digg
You: typical anti-vamperite

If you're awesome.