My friends say I have a great sense of humor. Well, I have all my hair, my teeth are real (nothing to soak at night), no glass eyes and no weird appendages. All my limbs are permanently attached (nothing to adjust, take off, or falls to the floor). I have no unusual odors and nothing leaks. If you have any further questions, I can show you the car fax.
I'm also very respectful, especially to the people I work with, for example: I shout random numbers when someone around me is trying to count, totally ignore people who say goodmorning to me, put expresso in the coffee pot for the people who drink decaf, clamp my hands over my ears when I want someone to stop talking to me, use my best Porky Pig accent when I'm on an important conference call, and use absolutely no punctuation in very important emails I send to my boss. I've also been known to arrive to work real early and turn the volume up to "Holy Crap!" on my boss' phone and then call her the second she gets in her office while her hands are still full.
I'm pretty open to any kind of activities as long as you don't ask me to bungee jump or jump out of a plane..the heck with that. The thought of possibly dying with a man strapped to my back is NOT how I want to be remembered.
Spending time with someone I really care about means alot to me. You only live this life once, and I prefer to take this walk holding hands with that special person.
If you are serious about your future and really want to meet a great guy, then let's talk.