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TartarusCalling

31 / M / Straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

His Details

Last Online
Today – 8:25pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Just moved back to PDX from a short stint in SF. I'm looking for a rad chick to kick it with casually and see where it goes from there. I like to laugh a lot and have a good time but also can be serious and driven when life calls for it. People often think I'm a prick on first impression, maybe because I have pics of me flipping the bird but I'm actually nice guy and wouldn't hurt a fly unless said fly was trying to fuck with the ones I love then I'ma swat the fuck out'a that fly but it's not like stuff like that happens in Portland.
What I’m doing with my life
Working three jobs trying to save to either buy a house or start a second business. I like joking around with friends, going to shows, cheap movies, hiking, camping, laxing in parks, riding bikes, driving around blasting tunes, writing my deep thoughts and stories into a memoir, writing songs and trying to get a band together, drawing comics, brewing mead and ginger ale, used to volunteer at the Human Society but I live across now so it's hard to find time lately, working out trying to get into better shape always, collecting records, and listening to music always!!
I’m really good at
Funny faces and funny voices, may have made them too much and now I'm stuck that way. Making people laugh. Keeping it real sometimes a bit too real. I'm really honest and see no value in being false ever. I'm a really good friend, ask my friends they will tell you. I'm even friends with most of my exes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I look like a tuff guy although I've never really felt like one. This by no means I'm a push over or won't go fists ta cuffs with someone that deserves it (bullys that abuse woman, animals, or people smaller than themselves fall into that category). I'm just a bit bigger than most guys in Portland I guess. I do work a lobar job so this is pretty necessary and important that I maintain it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Bukowski and mostly Non-fiction, I've actually only read a small handful novels to be honest.

Movies: Action, funny, horror, documentaries. Anything good, if it's well made then I'll watch it.

TV: Trailer Park Boys and Always Sunny

Music: Old stuff. best before 1984. Rock, Metal, Punk, Classic Country, old school Rap/Hip hop. A lot of stuff, I'm a HUGE music nerd when it comes to metal and punk. I could go off on early 80's Belgian speed metal from hours along with most obscure stuff from all the punk/metal sub genres.

Food: Apples, pizza, burritos. I fucking love hot sauce! I eat really healthy most of the time fruits and veggies but I'm not opposed to eating junk food from time to time either. I try to keep the meat to minimum and only from sources where the animals the treated humanely l really love animals but I love eat them, just like to be responsible about it.
The six things I could never do without
Loud as fucked played at 10 music!!

Babes

Exercise

Wilderness at least a couple times a year.

Friends

Something to look forward to or a goal.
On a typical Friday night I am
My schedule changes every week. Probably going to a show or hanging with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No shame in my game. I don't really hold anything back or have anything to hind.This isn't always the best especially when I first meet someone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You might as well I get a long with most people except religious nuts, ravers, burners, or juggalos.

You're Elvira, Diana Ross, or found my social security card I lost last week. Thanks for not stealing my identity in advance.