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Tartovski

36 M Fleet, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I guess I should probably say upfront: I'm a die-hard atheist/rationalist, kinky, green, liberal, and lean to the left a lot. I can be tough at dinner parties.

I'm pretty much a geek when it comes to TV and Movies, I like my stand up edgy, my hip-hop old school and my rock stars dead.

I'll try anything twice - well, you know, I might fuck it up first time...

A good friend once described me as "someone who thinks too much about everything - it's your biggest strength and your greatest weakness". Yeah, that sounds about right.

Aside from that I am basically just human. I like the company of others. I like sex. I like cuddling up on the sofa watching a movie. I like public displays of affection and I like private in jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he would've stayed home and gotten stoned?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking up heavy things and putting them down again, fucking (mostly things up, but...), talking way too much, getting cross with the daily mail, making jokes and swearing.
And, my job, apparently. I am amazed by this as anyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV wise I tend to consume boxsets at an alarming rate. My favourite shows are things like Buffy, Lost, Dexter, HIMYM, Spaced, House, The Sarah Connor Chronicles, The Wire and so on.
I love going to the cinema and will watch pretty much anything with a decent review/recommended by mates. My Favourite movies are such things as Fight Club, The Tao of Steve, Gross Point Blank, Rocky, and any of the Redbank Kevin Smith films.
I like culty stuff that I can escape into, quote insessantly and get violently defensive of in pub arguments: Seriously, George - just fucking leave the holy trinity alone, ok?

I am currently consuming crap 80s horror movies like they are going out of fashion. And no, I don't know why either.

I tend to go through phases in my reading of lots of non-fiction followed by lots of fiction. I read pretty much anything, including comics; And yes, I'm willing to admit to that in public.

My music collection is an odd mix of dead blues players, terrifying heavy metal, broken up 90s rock bands, and gangsta rap. Oh, and Kate Bush.

Also, why isn't there a games section on this? At the moment I am playing Dark Souls. And Dark Souls 2. And Dark Souls DLC. I think I may have a problem.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Exercise, my friends, Music, my car, Cats & Dogs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That most people on the internet are wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Dark Souls. I'm getting really good at it.

No, YOU SHUT UP!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You know how some Christians say that they have a "personal relationship" with Christ?
Yeah. Well. That's how I feel about Batman.
You should message me if
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You get my sense of humour.
You look like your profile pics.
You're interested and interesting.
You know why nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure
You actually want a reply. Controversial for OKC, I promise to reply to ALL emails that clearly have been written by a real person.