I am delightfully odd, justifiably insecure, and generally unfiltered.
My Self-Summary
I hadn't updated this profile, or even logged into the site, for
well over a year until now, so bear with me.
I was in a relationship that meant a lot to me, and ended in late
July. Still smarting a bit from it, truth be told, but after a few
months of casual sex and other stuff of the like, I'm ready to get
back out there. Not going to force anything that isn't there,
really just looking to hang out with decent guys and if friendship
comes out of it, great. If more, great too.
I love movies to kind of an irrational degree, and try to check out
the majority of what gets released, even the garbage. 2009 movies
I've loved are: "A Serious Man," "Up," "In the Loop," Inglourious
Basterds," "Up in the Air," "Precious," The Fantastic Mr. Fox,"
"Julia," "Coraline."
To give you an idea of my tastes, my favorite current filmmakers
are The Coen Brothers, Alexander Payne, Alfonso Cuaron, David
Fincher, Paul Greengrass, Pedro Almodovar, Spike Jonze, Martin
Scorsese, David O. Russell, Paul Thomas Anderson and Brad
Bird.
I guess "arts" pretty much encompasses the majority of my chief
interests; "Arrested Development" is probably the greatest
television show in the history of mankind, but I'm also a big fan
of "The Comeback" and "Freaks and Geeks." Stuff currently on the
air that I watch is "Curb Your Enthusiasm," "The Office," "30 Rock"
and "Modern Family."
In terms of theatre, I try to catch a lot when I'm able to go
and/or afford it, and the stuff I've really, really liked this
season has been "Next to Normal," "Hair," "God of Carnage," "The
Norman Conquests," "Exit the King"."
I'm a fairly political dude, and it's definitely possible to get me
riled up if one were so inclined. I'm pretty much a hardcore
liberal, though I try to be open-minded, and do my best to be
informed about a subject before I have an opinion about it
(Bush-bashing liberals who couldn't articulate why exactly they
hated Bush gave the rest of us a bad name). While he's not perfect,
and I think we should hold his feet to the fire when he deserves
it, by and large, I'm a big Obama guy (and for the record, I never
supported Hillary).
OTHER MISCELLANEOUS FACTS ABOUT ME:
I think racism is bad (thanks "Crash"!)
I have the little 'organ donor' thing on my driver's license.
I hate people who don't give up their seat on the subway to old
women.
I'm not a big fan of religion (but try not to be self-righteous
about it). When the Jew holidays roll around, I happily go home and
accompany my parents for whatever shenanigans they're partaking in,
and smile and go along with it, but they know I don't buy into any
of the silly dogma.
I like all sorts of music, but prefer classic rock above all
else.
The only sport I like watching is baseball (and even that requires
me to have a few beers). It'd just be lying to call me a "fan" of
anything related to sports, but I like the Mets.
It's not an every day thing, but I'm a regular pot smoker. Going
out (or having people over) for drinks is great too, and my drink
of choice is usually whiskey.
My AIM/AOL sn is AHorseFellOnMe.
What I’m doing with my life
Let's see, I'm 24 and hail from Long Island. I currently live by
myself in a tiny, tiny, tiny one-bedroom studio, straddling the
line between Hell's Kitchen and UWS (I'm in the mid-60s). I work in
publicity at a film studio, where I've been working since December.
I'm lucky enough to be able to walk to work.
I went to school at Towson University in Baltimore, where I majored
in film (theory and criticism, not production) and which I attended
for 5 years. During that period, I grew to love Baltimore (sure,
the murders and crack addicts are there, but they only add to the
delightful ambience), and still go visit my friends there every
month or two.
I’m really good at
knowing all sorts of unnecessary film minutae; snuggling; planning
road trips; doing a handspring (I quit gymnastics class after one
session when I was little, and it's the one thing I
learned/retained).
I'M NOT GOOD AT: being fashionable (my clothes are usually picked
out by friends), dancing, having a sense of direction (I need
HopStop for everything), pretending to tolerate ignorant/obnoxious
people
The first things people usually notice about me
the 'hairy Jew' factor; that I'm in a hurry; that I can't stop
talking about how awesome George Clooney is
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
FAVORITE MOVIES: The Royal Tenenbaums, American Beauty, Rushmore,
Grosse Pointe Blank, Magnolia, Wet Hot American Summer, Sideways,
Se7en, Arlington Road, Waiting for Guffman, Edward Scissorhands,
Fargo, Love Actually, Get Shorty, The People vs. Larry Flynt,
Muppet Christmas Carol, Kingpin, Primary Colors, A Perfect World,
About Schmidt, Election, The Shawshank Redemption, Say Anything,
Pulp Fiction, Annie Hall, Take the Money and Run, Harold and Maude,
Boogie Nights, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Young
Frankenstein, Deconstructing Harry, The Jerk, A Fish Called Wanda,
Pleasantville, Flirting with Disaster, Three Kings, Snatch, In
America, Lost in Translation, Shaun of the Dead, I Heart Huckabees,
Before Sunset, Kill Bill: Volume 2, Network, Anchorman, The Big
Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou, Jerry Maguire, Fight Club, This
is Spinal Tap, 12 Monkeys, Being John Malkovich, A Mighty Wind,
School of Rock, Bulworth, Raising Arizona, Igby Goes Down, Ghost
World, The Incredibles, The Rules of Attraction, Million Dollar
Baby, Tarnation, Murderball, Brazil, The Constant Gardener, Billy
Elliot, Syriana, Brokeback Mountain, The Departed, The Fountain,
United 93, Children of Men, Pan's Labyrinth, Hot Fuzz, Once,
Zodiac, Ratatouille, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward
Robert Ford, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Rachel
Getting Married, A Serious Man
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Arrested Development, The Larry Sanders Show,
The Simpsons, The Critic, 30 Rock, Strangers with Candy, The Office
[UK], 24, Freaks and Geeks, Sports Night, Curb Your Enthusiasm,
Upright Citizens Brigade, Newsradio, Action, My Name is Earl, The
Office [US], The Amazing Screw-On Head, The Comeback, Deadwood, The
Sopranos, Spaced, Extras
FAVORITE MUSIC: The Who, Tenacious D, Rolling Stones, The Beatles,
Creedence Clearwater Revival, David Bowie, The Clash, Journey,
AC/DC, Phantom Planet, Aimee Mann, REM, Beck, The Strokes, Bob
Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel, Elliott Smith, Sigur Ros, They Might Be
Giants, Mos Def, Guster, The White Stripes, The Band, The
Polyphonic Spree, The Killers, Wham!, Stephen Sondheim
FAVORITE BOOKS: Little Children, Where the Wild Things Are,
Watchmen, The Men Who Stare at Goats, A Simple Plan, Maniac Magee,
America (the book), Naked, Wigfield, Lies and the Lying Liars who
Tell Them, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Rebels on the Backlot, Friday
Night Lights, No Country for Old Men, The Road, Imperial Life in
the Emerald City, The Ruins
FAVORITE SHOWS: Sweeney Todd, Next to Normal, Passing Strange,
Adding Machine, Company, Assassins, Grey Gardens, Little Shop of
Horrors, Sunday in the Park With George, Avenue Q, The 25th Annual
Putnam County Spelling Bee, Caroline or Change, Bat Boy, Urinetown,
August: Osage County, Angels in America, Blackbird, The Pillowman,
Doubt, The Lieutenant of Inishmore, Frost/Nixon, The Beauty Queen
of Lenane, Frozen, The Goat or Who is Sylvia?, Who's Afraid of
Virginia Woolf, Glengary Glen Ross
The six things I could never do without
DVD player and TV, Sesame chicken, Xtube, George Clooney, power
strips, lubricant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1) how lucky I am to live in New York
2) how incredibly pretty 75% of the guys I walk by on the street
are
3) the Oscars
4) my celebrity crushes: Robert Downey Jr., Gael Garcia Bernal,
James McAvoy, Jesse Eisenberg, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
On a typical Friday night I am
(a) going to the movies, (b) barhopping, (c) having a friend or two
over for drinking/smoking/hanging out, (d) feeling antisocial,
ordering chinese food and watching DVDs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm one of those liberal pussies who literally cries at political
progress; It's such a cliche, but I bawled like a fucking baby on
election night, as well as during Obama's speech at the HRC dinner
last month. Regardless of whether he follows through on his words
or not, it's crazy surreal to hear the President of the United
States address a roomful of gays, saying "I'm on your side."
....okay, have all gay Republicans fled my profile by now? Good.
You should message me if
you know who Richard Jenkins is without IMDbing/googling; You find
Dustin Lance Black off-puttingly self-righteous; You have the
capacity to appreciate both high art AND enjoyable trash.