I am stoney, drunky, and sinfully delicious.
My Self-Summary
If I look familiar its because this is my 3rd okcupid. I keep
leavin and comin back. Its a bad habit I guess. Umm so about
me...I'm a beautician and work in the salon 3 days a week and wait
tables the other 4 days. I hate waiting tables, I've been doing it
for 3 years now but I have to keep it up until I build my clientele
enough that I won't need a second job anymore. But at least I get
to do hair and it is what I love.
I love to sing
karaoke and go to
bars, play
pool, meet new people,
dance, etc. My shot of choice is
tequila and my
favorite beer is an open one. Haha stole that from my sister but
ummm I really like jamaican
Red Stripes. Also love a good
jerry's and
coke. I love to
read. If I'm stuck in a book I'll won't do
anything till I finish it. I like
vampire books like by
Christopher Moore or P.C.
Cast. I secretly wish I were a vampire. True story.
I love to laugh and make people laugh. And I love cock jokes. And I
don't mean if you're cock is a joke you can message me. hahah JK!
Yep...just put J-K. What are you going to do about it??? So I'm
fucking this guy right? hahah
Uhhh...I'm pretty easy going so go ahead and message me and we'll
see where it goes from there.
Oh and I guess I should write about how I just moved back here from
california. I'm originally from bakersfield, moved to utah when I
was 17, moved back to bako when I was 20, and recently moved back
to Utah. First experience here, I hated it. But the second time
around is starting to grow on me. I guess I just needed to find the
right places. I've only been to one bar in SLC and didn't think
much of it. But I hear there are plenty more and I'm bound to find
one up there I can dig.
What I’m doing with my life
I just got licensed as a beautician and I'm super stoked!! So right
now I'm just trying to build my clientele in the salon and make a
name for myself out here in Happy Valley. I feel this place needs
my help and that there are TONS of people out there who would love
me as a stylist. I can do what they do in Salt Lake only better and
cheaper. Not to mention I'll be closer. Really my goals right now
are to get caught up on bills and get the hell out of the
restaurant industry.
I’m really good at
Well hair and making people laugh. I've been told I thoroughly
entertaining. I guess I sing pretty well. But something I am not
good at...driving.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my height, and my personality. I think...
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Twilight Series, House of Night novels, anything by
Christopher Moore, Toni Morrison, and Amy Tan.
Here's what I've read since june...City of Bones, City of Ashes,
City of Glass(The Mortal Instruments Trilogy), The Book of a
Thousand Days(Shannon Hale), Goose Girl(Shannon Hale), Books 1-5 of
the House of Night Novels (the fifth one I've read twice)(Kristen
and P.C. Kast), Sea Glass(Maria V. Snyder), Storm Glass(Maria V.
Snyder), Poison Study(Maria V. Snyder), Sugar Queen, Garden Spells,
Bite Me! A Love Story(Christopher Moore), Hunger Games, Catching
Fire, Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood, Graceling, and like a
bajillion more I can't think of right now...
Movies: Love
Quentin Tarantino and
Tim Burton,
Pineapple
Express,
Superbad (can't get enough of Fogal),
and umm well many more...ps everyone should check out
Inglorious
Basterds...damn good movie!!...
Dazed and Confused,
Dark Knight, and any
Comic Book-Superhero
Movie really
Music: I can jam out to almost anything. In my car right now I have
Sublime,
The Veronicas,
Kate Nash, and a
mixed CD with
Gravy Train,
Crass,
Lilly Allen,
Dizzee Rascal, and the
Yeah Yeah
Yeahs...and love
BEATLES!
Food: I am a picky eater but believe it or not I do like alot of
types of food. Especially pastas. mmmm.
The six things I could never do without
#1-Music. I'd rather go blind before I go deaf and I know that
seems horrible to some but if I could never hear laughter again I
think I would just die.
#2-Friends and Family. Mostly friends who are like family and
family who are like friends. I feel family is the most important
thing to have in your life.
#3-My hands. Now before you go on judging me let me explain. I have
this fear that I am going to get karpal tunnel (sp?) and that I
will never be able to do hair again. I mean...I honestly could
NEVER create art again and to me that would be devastating.
#4-My phone. Shallow, perhaps, but I feel nekked without it.
#5-My bed. It's the most comforting thing to come home after a long
day of work/play/drama/whatever and curl up in the sheets and make
it all go away.
#6-Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life. How I got to where I am and who I really am. Why things
happen or why they didn't happen. Bills and money and how to get
more money and less bills. The next tattoo I want and such.
On a typical Friday night I am
Its always different. I could be at home alone cuddled up with a
book or at the bar or at a friend's or wherever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm afraid I'll end up alone and yet I have a fear of commitment. I
don't really know HOW to date (not that anyone really does I guess)
and the thought of getting too close to anyone scares me away. I
think I make a lot of excuses so that things don't work out. I'm
too busy, you're too far away, I have my future to think of, I'm
not your type, etc. So that's why I'm here is basically just to
practice.
oh and i'm bi-curious.
You should message me if
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