Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Retired college swimmer, part-time intellect, part-time traveler,
and full-time gentleman.
Spontaneous traveling is my escape when my job allows. Need a
dinner buddy? I've got you covered. Concert for two? Sign me up.
Reliable wedding date? I'm your man. Honestly, if it gets me out of
rural Ohio for a bit, I am all for it.
Snapshots of my life (IG): instatater
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently employed full time and prepping for graduate school.
Plans to one day pursue a Phd in Higher Education or Educational
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing the difference between you're and your. Extra credit: I
also know the difference between their, they're, and there. It
pains me greatly that terrible grammar seems to be a problem of
Puns. I enjoy putting my English degree to good use and making
people laugh in the process (or at least groan because my jokes are
Navigating airports: I fly. A lot. No SkyMiles needed.
Working out/Fitness. You'll find me in the gym or in the pool 5-6
times a week. I'm really wanting to get into yoga, so if you want
to bring me to my first class, I would go! Just let me know, my
schedule is flexible...
...see what I said about puns? I apologize.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Dressing well is a form of good manners." -Tom Ford
Cole Haan and Brooks Brothers are my go-to. GQ helps to guide my
style. I'm big on suits and business casual attire. I'm a city guy
that's not afraid to get dirty. It's just not my first choice of
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I actually enjoy cooking. Hard to believe, I know.
I'm a Great Gatsby kind of guy.
Music: everything from rap to rock to country. I can be convinced
to listen to about anything at least once. This is why I pay
monthly for Spotify. Worth every penny.
Books: I was an English major. Literature concentration. I'm sure
you see where I'm going with this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Close friends and family
Technology (I could take over the world with my iPhone/iPad)
My car + radar detector
A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to change the world for the better. You know, nothing too
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in a different city exploring the nightlife. Or traveling. Or
watching all the shows I missed during the week while lounging in
sweatpants. That de-escalated quickly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I self identify with Christian Grey in a decent amount of ways.
Think on that.
You should message me if
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you made it this far and are curious about what you read. And if
you are interested in genuine conversation and friendship that
could one day lead to something more (or just a great
you are interested in finding out if I really will fly across the
country simply to meet you for dinner, drinks, etc. Spoiler alert:
Instant props/attention-grabber: women who aren't afraid to break
the ice first.
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