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  • Ages 30-40
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Oct 14
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an old rugby hooligan with a wide streak of sarcasm, and a tendency to be cynically optimistic(an Apocoloptimist I guess) bout most things in life and the world. I'm by no means perfect, which is evident in some of my decision-making choices in the past. But I've lived, learned (although not as quickly as I should have on some subjects), and have a few tattoos as reminders.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still trying to figure that out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, making chainmaille(the armor and jewelry, not the letters).cursing, working on bikes. I like to consider myself a jack-of-all-trades. I also make a mean baclava.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my hat, or my lack of hair. Here recently it's been how much weight I've lost! I guess the Coffee and Cigarettes diet works!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a very eclectic taste when it comes to the written word. I am a voracious reader. I will read anything from beat poetry to how-to manuals. Some of my favorite writers are Kerouac, Ginsberg, Fitzgerald, Terry Pratchett, Lao Tzu, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin, Lewis Black, Corso, Dante, Blake, Hemingway, the list goes on.

I also have a wide range of movies that I like, from old horror to documentaries, to slapstick comedy to drama. Some of my favorites are Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hugo, The Woman in Black(that was one of the first movies in a long time that I actually covered my face in the theater), Whip It. The Outsiders, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Clerks, Clerks 2, Chasing Amy. I also love and will watch and Carlin HBO comedy special, no matter how many times I've seen it before.

I am a huge fan of SOA, the Walking Dead, and Big Bang Theory. I like Adult Swim, and most of their lineup. The Office(both US and UK), most any old cartoons, and some new ones too. I've started getting into TrueBlood.

I won't list all the bands I like, but I like everything from Tom Waits to punk rock, with some metal, old country, rockabilly and blues thrown in.

As for food, I don't have a specific style of cooking I like, but I will try most any food as long as it doesn't look back at me while I eat it. I do love steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sons
A good bicycle
My rugby kit
My brown felt stingy brim
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I probably shouldn't.
The zombie apocolypse.
What the hell is wrong with the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not doing much, spending time with my boys mostly. Unless there's something cool happening!
You should message me if
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You would like to get coffee sometime.

You like to read and you like punk rock!