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Tattedtraveler

30 F Alameda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How do I describe myself in a box? It's almost impossible, but Ill try.
I'm complex yet simple, but what female isn't? I'm a sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold that is just wanting to meet her match. I consider myself a girly girl with that perfect edgy side. The side that craves adventure and spontaneity. I do not have a problem getting my hands dirty, in fact, I like it!
Adrenaline is my friend. Super into anything that gives me a rush. I love motorcycles, heights, the ocean, the mountains, and I fucking love anything that goes fast. Ill pretty much try anything at least once.
Bottom line, I'm comfortable and confident in my own skin. I know what I want, but more importantly, I know what I don't want.
I'm looking for someone to try new things with. Someone to push my boundaries both physically and mentally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it....
I have a great job that I love to go to.
Family and friends that love me and I them.
Been lucky enough to travel to many countries and still adding to the list.
Can't really complain.....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an inappropriate goofball, yet shy at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a ball of joy with a fucking potty mouth. A girl that likes to wear a dress and makeup, but LOVES to get dirty in the mud and rides a motorcycle...........but mostly my hair, tattoos, green eyes, and piercings. Probably in that order too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The outlaw journalist himself, Hunter S Thompson.
Music biographies
William S Burroughs
Books about serial killers

Family Guy
South Park
Workaholics
Shameless
Duck Dynasty
MMA (Bellator & UFC)

I have a huge love for movies. Sometimes it takes a few tries to see one in its entirety. I tend to fall fast asleep in theaters, on couches, on the floor....it doesn't matter where, ill be out like a light. Unless its fear and loathing in Las Vegas. Love that shit!

I love all music. Just depends on my mood. My taste is very eclectic :) Rock, metal, Dubstep, Country, bluegrass, Funk, Oldies, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Mom
Animals....especially my cats
Motorcycles Motorcycles Motorcycles!!!
Delicious food (especially sugar....I'm addicted to sugar!!!)
Airplanes/travel (my passport)
Music
Cars/Trucks
Boats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next travel destination, food, next tattoo, my moto, love, why Im so facinated with tall men seeing as how Im only 5'1, how funny farts are....I'm pretty simple.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cuddling with my cats on the couch......that is unless something SUPER interesting strikes my fancy. See, I work long hours and my couch is such a gentleman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well it's not really that private, but thunder and lightning storms turn me on...
Oh, and I vacuum about twice a day, sometimes more. I can't sleep at night if I don't. I annoy myself with it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can challenge my sarcasm. I get bored with "typical" banter pretty easily and I cherish people that can bring out my witty, dark, crude, clever side. Maybe someone who wants to show me new places and share new adventures. More motorcycle buddies would be fucking fantastic!!!
If you have a cat, you should definitely message me! Actually, MUST be an animal lover!!!