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Single...one woman type of guy...no open relationships...ever
please....I am a bit of a sadist... Admittedly... I'll be a master
to a master....looking for a keeper....Fuck all the bullshit...I'll
be choked, and I'll do whatever you want miss bossy lady... I'm
just tires of dancing around pretenses is all...really real chicks
should just fucking call me...seven two four nine six one twenty
seven forty six...I grew up in the country, I dig guns, I wear
boots or new Jordan's... Always well dressed, at least I try to
be...idk... What's to say?... Just a normal dood.
What I’m doing with my life
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So....I'm 34, about to be 30 and a half.....sucks...I have a couple
grey hairs..up top...and I have some really good features... I
could woo you if you're worth it...I am a gentleman...I am just in
a bit of a limbo momentarily... So...it's whatever... if you wanna
meet for a drink..I'll buy a drink...and I'll leave it at
that...have a good one.. I don't know how this works..just
spitballing here..yeah..my name's John by the way...everyone calls
Me Johnny, or Johnny B....or some derivative... my fam does..So
...uh...yeah, everyone else seems to follow suit...your call
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sci-fi, documentaries, comedies, stand up...it doesn't matter
unless it holds my attention.
The six things I could never do without
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My family(dogs included).
My gun.(no, I'm not a gun nut)
A good grasp on grammar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I can't meet someone who I can just have a connection with
that's smart and gets me...I mean...I'm not a fucking puzzle to
figure out..I have mostly Catholic values...and I want a smart
girl, who likes to get dressed up when we go out, loves dogs, cats
are second tier, and knows that you pick up a fork from the outside
during dinner courses...shit...I'm a well travelled city boy, who
was raised in the country... I have strong, good looking features,
well spoken, and a great immediate and extended family...why can't
I meet a similar person, who isn't just an asshole?...somebody
really looking for someone like me...but female....jeezus....is it
that difficult?...not chewing with your mouth open is a huge plus
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to defect to my own island some day.
You should message me if
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You know what the correct uses of their, there, and they're
are...and must chew with mouth shut, plz.
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