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Tattooed6626

35 Crafton, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Dutch, Other, Portuguese
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single...one woman type of guy...no open relationships...ever please....I am a bit of a sadist... Admittedly... I'll be a master to a master....looking for a keeper....Fuck all the bullshit...I'll be choked, and I'll do whatever you want miss bossy lady... I'm just tires of dancing around pretenses is all...really real chicks should just fucking call me...seven two four nine six one twenty seven forty six...I grew up in the country, I dig guns, I wear boots or new Jordan's... Always well dressed, at least I try to be...idk... What's to say?... Just a normal dood.

JB
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So....I'm 34, about to be 30 and a half.....sucks...I have a couple grey hairs..up top...and I have some really good features... I could woo you if you're worth it...I am a gentleman...I am just in a bit of a limbo momentarily... So...it's whatever... if you wanna meet for a drink..I'll buy a drink...and I'll leave it at that...have a good one.. I don't know how this works..just spitballing here..yeah..my name's John by the way...everyone calls Me Johnny, or Johnny B....or some derivative... my fam does..So ...uh...yeah, everyone else seems to follow suit...your call though.. later
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
MacGyver status
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sci-fi, documentaries, comedies, stand up...it doesn't matter unless it holds my attention.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My health.
My family(dogs included).
Critical thinking
My gun.(no, I'm not a gun nut)
A good grasp on grammar.
A sunny-fuckin'-disposition.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I can't meet someone who I can just have a connection with that's smart and gets me...I mean...I'm not a fucking puzzle to figure out..I have mostly Catholic values...and I want a smart girl, who likes to get dressed up when we go out, loves dogs, cats are second tier, and knows that you pick up a fork from the outside during dinner courses...shit...I'm a well travelled city boy, who was raised in the country... I have strong, good looking features, well spoken, and a great immediate and extended family...why can't I meet a similar person, who isn't just an asshole?...somebody really looking for someone like me...but female....jeezus....is it that difficult?...not chewing with your mouth open is a huge plus btdubbs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing fun.....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to defect to my own island some day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what the correct uses of their, there, and they're are...and must chew with mouth shut, plz.

-John