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  • Ages 18-42
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Nov 20
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PRESENT: I'm finishing up 2 more courses through Seattle Central College, while living in a barn 100 miles North. Seattle is a total shithole worse than Cambodia, I'll never return.
Trying to transfer to ARC in Sacramento now, at least they have a biotech program & affordable rent.
I'm half Canadian but it's a long wait for citizenship papers.

PAST: I grew up in the woods with cats, horses, chickens, skunks, raccoons, ducks, etc.
I was a tattooist most of my life after abandoning comics.
Worked/lived in 40 countries so far.
I have a box of trophies at home, published worldwide, worked at over 200 tattoo conventions & shops, wrote articles/interviews, went on tour w/Ozzfest & met lots of rockstar dipshits, stayed in Houdini's mansion, Yokosuka Navy Base, Hells Angels clubhouses.

After about a million faces, I can't deal w/most people anymore. Being a tattooist equals being a therapist & listening to stupid peoples' life stories.
Ironically, comics turned out to be the more successful & permanent artform, now I want to get back into it.

I'm highly bewildered by people the last few years. Everyone's lost their shit, staring at StupidPhones with earplugs jammed in, talking about nothing on FB. Do you have a tiny inbred mini-dog? You should be ashamed, this country is a disgrace.
I'm currently debating whether to get a phone, or just forget about human interaction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Talking shit about my fat stupid country.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, critical thinking, jokes, scratching around in the dirt, taking stuff apart, puzzles, adapting, writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not there?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non-fiction mostly...recently Regenesis, Ignorance, Ecopragmatist Manifesto, Superorganism, What is Your Dangerous Idea, Mycelium Running, Nanoscale, No Country For Old Men, Invisible Kingdom, Colliding Worlds, Medical Astronomy, Street Cat Named Bob, Sanctuary of Trees, Organic Chemistry, Avoid Boring People.

Movies: Documentaries & Great Courses. I don't watch TV.

Food: Sushi, salmon, curry, oatmeal. Indian, Thai, Mexican, sandwiches, soup. Simple stuff.

Music: Charlie Patton, Howlin Wolf, Albert King, SRV, Tom Waits, Old Crow, Ministry etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If you listed things like "phone/TV/car/coffee"...That's sad.
Meanwhile, in Africa....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love & Death mostly.
Also DNA, bioengineering, geoengineering, microbiology, mycology, astrobiology, The Sloane Wall, dinosaurs, tardigrades, geology, topology, LH Collider, Popeye, exoplanets, electromagnetism, mirror molecules, Iapetus, knots, braids, layers, origami folds & proteins, comets, amino acids, magma, gravity, trains, superconductors, Antarctica, bats, cats, rats, all the spinning spirals & moving molecules in the universe, all the stories & music I write in my head that disappear, all the unanswered questions, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying or making stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I forget how old I am.
I'm not actually vegetarian either, but it's easier than listing all the shit I don't eat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...If you hate Stupid Shit.
If you like guys w/tattoos.
If you're more attracted to me than your phone.
If you want a travel partner.
If you're smaller than me & wanna have awesome sex every day.
If you drink anything besides beer & coffee.
If you love animals & nature.
If you like any kind of science or engineering.
If you're not religious, spiritual, superstitious, conspiracy theorist, organic nazi, or overly left/right wing. None of that fucking astrology shit either please.
If you want to collaborate to make comics & stuff.