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Tattooist666

33 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I won't be using this shitty site anymore, unless You write 1st.
I mean...auto-play videos, seriously? Fuck you OKstupid.

I've been a fulltime student at WCC for 1 year & now trying to transfer to a city.

Lived & worked in China, Germany, Japan, UK, Cambodia, CZ, Sweden, Belgium, Thailand, Korea, etc, as a tattooist at over 150 tattoo shops & conventions. Had a shop in Seattle Central District a couple years & sold it to travel again. I've slept in Harry Houdini's mansion, Hells Angel clubhouses & Yokosuka Navy Base, but mostly grew up in the woods.
Won a box of trophies, had articles printed worldwide, paintings in books, was on TV, went on tour w/Black Sabbath & other rock star idiots. None of it matters.
Saw a huge meteor, THAT was something.
Kinda lost interest in art/music 1-2 years ago.
Obsessed with Science.
Microbes rule the world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life is different since I quit tattooing.
I sell my prints, paintings & books online.
I do everything from portraits to Native animals to Chinese scrolls.
I don't think the net is very good for art, music, or meeting people...But it IS good for research.
I want to do some comics, animation, woodcarving, sculpture.
I also want to find some new places to hang (store) art.
I like wandering the woods collecting bugs/rocks/fungi.
I'm deeply bewildered by what most people are doing & how they think. I have never connected with a human, yet cats & dogs are instant friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing stupid pictures, critical thinking, scratching around in the dirt, taking stuff apart, puzzles, adapting, listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm honest & direct, I'm not here to waste time.
You're on a timer too, you're gonna die.
If you don't like questions, you won't like me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non-fiction mostly...recently Regenesis, Ignorance, Ecopragmatist Manifesto, Superorganism, What is Your Dangerous Idea, Mycelium Running, Nanoscale, No Country For Old Men, Invisible Kingdom, Colliding Worlds, Medical Astronomy, Street Cat Named Bob, Sanctuary of Trees, Organic Chemistry, Avoid Boring People.

Movies: Documentaries & Great Courses. I don't watch TV.

Food: Sushi, salmon, curry, oatmeal. Indian, Thai, Mexican, sandwiches, soup. Simple stuff.

Music: Charlie Patton, Howlin Wolf, Albert King, SRV, Tom Waits, Old Crow, Ministry etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I "need" very little: Food, water, air, thought.
If you listed things like "phone/TV/car"...That's sad.
Meanwhile, in Africa....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love & Death mostly.
Also DNA, bioengineering, geoengineering, microbiology, mycology, astrobiology, The Sloane Wall, dinosaurs, tardigrades, geology, topology, LH Collider, exoplanets, electromagnetism, mirror molecules, Iapetus, knots, braids, layers, origami folds & proteins, comets, amino acids, magma, gravity, trains, superconductors, Antarctica, bats, cats, rats, all the spinning spirals & moving molecules in the universe, all the stories & music I write in my head that disappear, all the unanswered questions, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying or making stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I forget how old I am.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It'd be cool to meet anyone in the Seattle area, especially ANYone who wants to actually collaborate on ANYthing. Seriously, there's like 5 dozen ideas in my profile, so if you can't think of anything to say, that's your problem.
I'm frustrated that everyone is so caught up in themselves, it's impossible to do anything together.

I think women should be more upfront about what they want, it's the only way this online dating shit works. Otherwise, it's just a bazillion guys sending random messages that rarely get replies.