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My self-summary
It doesn't matter what I say here, you wouldn't even look if I didn't have a picture.
What I’m doing with my life
Science & Comics.
I’m really good at
I hate everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a hologram.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Non-fiction mostly...recently Regenesis, Ignorance, Ecopragmatist Manifesto, Superorganism, What is Your Dangerous Idea, Mycelium Running, Nanoscale, No Country For Old Men, Invisible Kingdom, Colliding Worlds, Medical Astronomy, Street Cat Named Bob, Sanctuary of Trees, Organic Chemistry, Avoid Boring People.

Movies: Documentaries & Great Courses. I don't watch TV.

Food: Sushi, salmon, curry, oatmeal. Indian, Thai, Mexican, sandwiches, soup. Simple stuff.

Music: Charlie Patton, Howlin Wolf, Albert King, SRV, Tom Waits, Old Crow, Ministry etc.
The six things I could never do without
Retarded cocktree.
Gay clown father.
Anal peg-leg.
Ninja punchfuck.
Midget shitfest pay-per-view.
President Trump.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love & Death mostly.
Also DNA, bioengineering, geoengineering, microbiology, mycology, astrobiology, The Sloane Wall, dinosaurs, tardigrades, geology, topology, LH Collider, Popeye, exoplanets, electromagnetism, mirror molecules, Iapetus, knots, braids, layers, origami folds & proteins, comets, amino acids, magma, gravity, trains, superconductors, Antarctica, bats, cats, rats, all the spinning spirals & moving molecules in the universe, all the stories & music waiting to be written, all the unanswered questions, etc...Do you like pokemon porn?
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating puppies or urinating on children.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I forget how old I am.
You should message me if
If you like square dancing & anal fisting.
Bonus points if you wear clown makeup.