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Tattooist666

31 Blaine, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I worked/lived in over 20 countries, won a box of tattoo awards that sits in my barn, wrote/photographed/edited articles, sold paintings & prints worldwide, interviewed other tattooers, had paintings in books by Burton Snowboards & others, slept everywhere from Houdini's mansion to the Cambodian jungle to HA clubhouses, drew 600 life portraits in 1 year, went on tour playing guitar & broke my ankle in hillbilly China, was a model in Japan, got punched by a train inspector in CZ, got robbed a lot, was in some gun situations, strip-searched in Germany, bribed Thai police 500 sterling, missed a flight in Korea & lived there for months, saw a huge meteor, all in no particular order.

...Oh but LATELY...In 2014 I took a year off tattooing & traveling, & got rid of my phone. Started going back to school this summer. Haven't had a drink all year, not that I'm opposed to it.

I'd rather work in science, I'm obsessed with Nature & how things work & currently have no real interest in art/music except from a scientific view, but I still sell my Haida-style prints & flower/butterfly tattoo books.
I'm working on proving my Canadian citizenship (dead dad was born in Toronto).
I'll probably move to BC, I'd like to enroll in UBC.
I want to meet someone to show me around there, for starters. Or maybe somewhere else. I love the NW, but don't care about location much. I don't drink coffee or complain about weather either.
Thinking about going down to San Franshithole after Winter quarter, get a street artist license & paint.
Or maybe TX, always busy there.
I'm always up for camping/hiking/roadtrips.

I'm a ASDF, if you don't know those Myers tests you all do are complete bullshit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
See above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing stupid pictures, critical thinking, scratching around in the dirt, taking stuff apart, puzzles, firebuilding in Spain.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not here. Where are You?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non-fiction mostly...recently Regenesis, Superorganism, What is Your Dangerous Idea, Mycelium Running, Nanoscale, No Country For Old Men, Writing Analytically, Invisible Kingdom, Colliding Worlds, Medical Astronomy.

Movies: Documentaries & Great Courses. I don't watch TV.

Food: Sushi, salmon, oatmeal, crackers, Thai, Mexican, Indian.
I guess I eat a lot of bland foods; bananas, granola, lentil soup that kinda shit.

Music: I went on tour w/Ozzfest, Warped Tour & shit, met Sabbath, Slayer, Zombie, Slipknot, Deftones, System, Static X, Hed PE, Biohazard, Danzig, etc...So anyway I don't really listen to much of that stuff anymore.
..Most music I like these days is by nameless slaves lost to time...also Charlie Patton, Howlin Wolf, Blind Willie, SRV, Tom Waits, Ministry.
Started listening to classical recently for studying, it works.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, etc.
I don't miss having a phone. My laptop died in Nov, not missing that much either. Debating whether to get a car. I think I can do w/out most things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love & Death mostly.
Also DNA, bioengineering, geoengineering, microbiology, mycology, astrobiology, The Sloane Wall, dinosaurs, tardigrades, geology, topology, LH Collider, exoplanets, electromagnetism, mirror molecules, mountain range of Iapetus, knots, braids, layers, origami folds & proteins, meteors 7 amino acids, comets, magma, gravity, trains, superconductors, Antarctica, bats, cats, rats, all the spinning spirals & moving molecules in the universe, all the stories & music I write in my head that disappear, all the unanswered questions & the Time Limit, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Avoiding most people.
Reading, watching science videos, or making stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really 31
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You weigh less than me & like me more than your phone.

You DON'T believe in stupid shit like chemtrails, astrology, organic food, 9-11 truth, ghosts, etc. Hopefully you don't use words like "pansexual" or "empowered"..Seriously, I've had enough stupid shit for a lifetime.

You ARE interested in microscopes, stargazing, rock-hunting, bug collecting, fungus, singing, fingerpainting, making films/cartoons/comics/books/games, why cats & owls have flat faces, genetically engineered agriculture, medicine, magic shows, standup comedy, and/or crystallography, or anything REAL.