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31 Blaine, WA Man


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  • Ages 18–42
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I worked/lived in over 20 countries, won a box of tattoo awards that sits in my barn, wrote/photographed/edited articles, sold paintings & prints worldwide, interviewed other tattooers, had paintings in books by Burton Snowboards & others, slept everywhere from Houdini's mansion to the Cambodian jungle to HA clubhouses, drew 600 life portraits in 1 year, went on tour playing guitar & broke my ankle in hillbilly China, was a model in Japan, got punched by a train inspector in CZ, got robbed a lot, was in some gun situations, strip-searched in Germany, bribed Thai police 500 sterling, missed a flight in Korea & lived there for months, saw a huge meteor, all in no particular order.

...Oh but LATELY...In 2014 I took a year off tattooing & traveling, & got rid of my phone. Started going back to school this summer. Haven't had a drink all year, not that I'm opposed to it.

I'd rather work in science, I'm obsessed with Nature & how things work & sort of lost my interest in art/music, but still sell my Indian-style prints & flower/butterfly books.
I'm working on proving my Canadian citizenship.
I'll probably move to BC eventually, I'd like to enroll in UBC.
I want to meet someone to show me around there, for starters. Or maybe somewhere else. I love the NW, but don't care about location much. I don't drink coffee or complain about weather either.
Thinking about going down to San Francisco after Winter quarter, to get a street artist license & paint.
Or maybe TX, always busy there.
I'm always up for camping/hiking/roadtrips.

I'm a ASDF, in case you don't know those Myers tests you all do are total bullshit.
What I’m doing with my life
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See above.
I’m really good at
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Drawing stupid pictures, critical thinking, scratching around in the dirt, taking stuff apart, puzzles, firebuilding in Spain.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Non-fiction mostly...recently Regenesis, Superorganism, What is Your Dangerous Idea, Mycelium Running, Nanoscale, No Country For Old Men, Writing Analytically, Invisible Kingdom, Colliding Worlds, Medical Astronomy.

Movies: Documentaries & Great Courses. I don't watch TV.

Food: Sushi, salmon, oatmeal, crackers, Thai, Mexican, Indian.
I guess I eat a lot of bland foods; bananas, oats, lentil soup, that kinda shit.

Music: I went on tour w/Ozzfest, Warped Tour & shit, met Sabbath, Vince Neil, Slayer, Zombie, Slipknot, Deftones, System, Static X, Hed PE, Biohazard, Danzig, etc...Who cares? So anyway I don't really listen to much of that stuff anymore.
..Most music I like these days is by nameless slaves lost to time...also Charlie Patton, Howlin Wolf, Blind Willie, SRV, Tom Waits, Ministry.
Started listening to classical recently for studying, it works.
Don't honestly give a fuck about music anymore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, etc.
I don't miss having a phone. Debating whether to get a car.
I think I can do w/out most things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love & Death mostly.
Also DNA, bioengineering, geoengineering, microbiology, mycology, astrobiology, The Sloane Wall, dinosaurs, tardigrades, geology, topology, LH Collider, exoplanets, electromagnetism, mirror molecules, mountain range of Iapetus, knots, braids, layers, origami folds & proteins, meteors 7 amino acids, comets, magma, gravity, trains, superconductors, Antarctica, bats, cats, rats, all the spinning spirals & moving molecules in the universe, all the stories & music I write in my head that disappear, all the unanswered questions & the Time Limit, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Avoiding most people.
Reading, watching science videos, or making stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been 30 more than a year..
You should message me if
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You weigh less than me & like me more than your phone.

You DON'T believe in stupid shit like chemtrails, astrology, organic food, 9-11 truth, ghosts, etc. Hopefully you don't use words like "pansexual" or "empowered"..Seriously, I've had enough stupid shit for a lifetime. Go have a Twinkie, social justice warrior.

You ARE interested in microscopes, stargazing, rock-hunting, bug collecting, fungus, singing, fingerpainting, making films/cartoons/comics/books/games, why cats & owls have flat faces, biotech, agriculture, medicine, magic shows, standup comedy, crystallography, and/or anything REAL.

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