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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:10pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Wants kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was a fulltime student at WCC for 1 year & transferred to SCC for Summer/Fall. Both schools totally suck. I hate Capital Hill & may drop out just so I can leave Seattle.

Lived & worked in China, Germany, Japan, UK, Cambodia, CZ, Sweden, Belgium, Thailand, Korea, etc, as a tattooist at over 150 tattoo shops & conventions. Had a shop in Seattle Central District a couple years & sold it to travel again. I tattooed at Harry Houdini's mansion, Hells Angel clubhouses & Yokosuka Navy Base, but mostly grew up in the woods.
Won a box of trophies, had articles printed worldwide, paintings in books, went on tour w/Black Sabbath & other rock star idiots.
None of it matters, it may as well have happened to someone else.

Saw a huge meteor, THAT was something.
Kinda lost interest in art/music 1-2 years ago.
Sadly losing interest in women as you all stare at phones w/earplugs in.
Obsessed with Science. Microbes rule the world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sell my prints, paintings & books online.
Might paint some murals at SCC.
I do everything from live portraits to Native animals to Chinese scrolls.
Nobody really even looks anymore. Isn't that interesting? Aren't you really SO interested in hearing more??
I want to start making comics again, & eventually animation, woodcarving, sculpture. I also want to find some new places to hang (store) art. Anyway, I should probably quit wasting my time with art.
I like wandering the woods collecting bugs/rocks/fungi.
I'm deeply bewildered by what most people are doing & how they think. ...Especially the last 3-5 years, I feel like I'm on the wrong planet?
Lately I pay more attention to the crows & rats than people.
I don't even bother to try w/American women anymore. Everything's so much easier outside the USA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing stupid pictures, critical thinking, scratching around in the dirt, taking stuff apart, puzzles, adapting, listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I try to avoid most people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non-fiction mostly...recently Regenesis, Ignorance, Ecopragmatist Manifesto, Superorganism, What is Your Dangerous Idea, Mycelium Running, Nanoscale, No Country For Old Men, Invisible Kingdom, Colliding Worlds, Medical Astronomy, Street Cat Named Bob, Sanctuary of Trees, Organic Chemistry, Avoid Boring People.

Movies: Documentaries & Great Courses. I don't watch TV.

Food: Sushi, salmon, curry, oatmeal. Indian, Thai, Mexican, sandwiches, soup. Simple stuff.

Music: Charlie Patton, Howlin Wolf, Albert King, SRV, Tom Waits, Old Crow, Ministry etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I "need" very little: Food, water, air, thought.
If you listed things like "phone/TV/car/coffee"...That's sad.
Meanwhile, in Africa....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love & Death mostly.
Also DNA, bioengineering, geoengineering, microbiology, mycology, astrobiology, The Sloane Wall, dinosaurs, tardigrades, geology, topology, LH Collider, exoplanets, electromagnetism, mirror molecules, Iapetus, knots, braids, layers, origami folds & proteins, comets, amino acids, magma, gravity, trains, superconductors, Antarctica, bats, cats, rats, all the spinning spirals & moving molecules in the universe, all the stories & music I write in my head that disappear, all the unanswered questions, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying or making stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I forget how old I am.
I just noticed this site no longer lets you message anyone if you're outside their age range. Unless you pay $5. We live in the Age of Censorship, but...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It'd be cool to meet anyone in the Seattle area who actually wants to DO something. Seriously, there's like 5 dozen ideas in my profile, so if you can't think of anything to say, that's your problem.
I returned to Seattle hoping to meet people w/similar interests...But everyone I've met here is boring & stupid.

I hate fat white lazy libtard Capitol Hill coffee-people w/their shitty little inbred dogs. I'm sick of hearing about horoscopes & Jesus & anti-GMO dipshittery.
I've been back for months & haven't met ONE person I have anything in common with...Seattle people are fucked. So I'm thinking I'd like to meet people who aren't from here.