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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 8
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been a fulltime student at WCC for 1 year & just transferred to SCC for Summer/Fall. I hate both schools. I hate Seattle, it's really changed in the decade I've been overseas...

Lived & worked in China, Germany, Japan, UK, Cambodia, CZ, Sweden, Belgium, Thailand, Korea, etc, as a tattooist at over 150 tattoo shops & conventions. Had a shop in Seattle Central District a couple years & sold it to travel again. I've slept in Harry Houdini's mansion, Hells Angel clubhouses & Yokosuka Navy Base, but mostly grew up in the woods.
Won a box of trophies, had articles printed worldwide, paintings in books, was on TV, went on tour w/Black Sabbath & other rock star idiots. None of it matters.
Saw a huge meteor, THAT was something.
Kinda lost interest in art/music 1-2 years ago.
Obsessed with Science.
Microbes rule the world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life is different since I quit tattooing.
I sell my prints, paintings & books online.
I do everything from live portraits to Native animals to Chinese scrolls.
I think the net is useless for art, music, or meeting people...But it IS good for research.
I want to start making comics again, & eventually animation, woodcarving, sculpture. I also want to find some new places to hang (store) art.
I like wandering the woods collecting bugs/rocks/fungi.
I'm deeply bewildered by what most people are doing & how they think.
I have never connected with a human. Cats are like old friends. Lately I pay more attention to the crows & rats than people.
People ask why I don't connect w/people...Spirituality. That's why. Your spirituality (superstition) is like an invisible wall to me. No other animal is superstitious.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing stupid pictures, critical thinking, scratching around in the dirt, taking stuff apart, puzzles, adapting, listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm honest & direct, I'm not here to waste time.
You're on a timer too, you're gonna die.
If you don't like questions, you won't like me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non-fiction mostly...recently Regenesis, Ignorance, Ecopragmatist Manifesto, Superorganism, What is Your Dangerous Idea, Mycelium Running, Nanoscale, No Country For Old Men, Invisible Kingdom, Colliding Worlds, Medical Astronomy, Street Cat Named Bob, Sanctuary of Trees, Organic Chemistry, Avoid Boring People.

Movies: Documentaries & Great Courses. I don't watch TV.

Food: Sushi, salmon, curry, oatmeal. Indian, Thai, Mexican, sandwiches, soup. Simple stuff.

Music: Charlie Patton, Howlin Wolf, Albert King, SRV, Tom Waits, Old Crow, Ministry etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I "need" very little: Food, water, air, thought.
If you listed things like "phone/TV/car"...That's sad.
Meanwhile, in Africa....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love & Death mostly.
Also DNA, bioengineering, geoengineering, microbiology, mycology, astrobiology, The Sloane Wall, dinosaurs, tardigrades, geology, topology, LH Collider, exoplanets, electromagnetism, mirror molecules, Iapetus, knots, braids, layers, origami folds & proteins, comets, amino acids, magma, gravity, trains, superconductors, Antarctica, bats, cats, rats, all the spinning spirals & moving molecules in the universe, all the stories & music I write in my head that disappear, all the unanswered questions, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying or making stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I forget how old I am.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Or anyone who wants to split a place, especially foreigners.

It'd be cool to meet anyone in the Seattle area who actually wants to DO something. Seriously, there's like 5 dozen ideas in my profile, so if you can't think of anything to say, that's your problem.
Everyone I've met here is fuckin boring.
I hate fat white lazy libtard Capitol Hill coffee-people w/their shitty little inbred dogs. I'm sick of hearing about horoscopes & anti-GMO dipshittery.
These shitbags even took over the CD, it now looks like a fitness center or some shit.

Women should be more upfront about what they want, it's the only way this online dating shit works. Otherwise, it's just a bazillion guys sending random messages that rarely get replies.