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Teague_Carden

27 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am just your average ninja-mutant-alien-shark hunter with a sensitive side. I'm joking of course, I am not sensitive...

But really, I am an easy-going, hilarious and adventurous guy that tries to always find ways to have fun in even the most boring of situations. I am also kind of nerdy. I will gladly play almost any board/card/video game and I love to talk about comics as well as movies.

When I am not doing nerdy things, I am either at the archery range or the gym. I have goals to get out more and be more active. I did the whole living the xxxl life and it wasn't for me... and clothing got hard enough to find. I'm down 2 x's, since then and still going strong!

Some fun facts about me:

- I produced a music video that had zombies and is on youtube
- I have 2 credits on IMDB (sadly, I work behind a desk these days instead of a camera)
- I flew to San Francisco to shoot a documentary
What I’m doing with my life
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I am having fun with my life! I think that when people try to take everything seriously and constantly focus on things, they miss out on all the awesome stuff happening around them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying positive and being funny. Cynicism is such an easy mindset for a lot of people to fall into. I never want to be held back by it, and I will never let it take down the people closest to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My pink hat of awesomeness!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- I love comic books such as Batman, Deadpool and The Walking Dead
- My favourite movies are SLC Punk, Battle Royale, Fight Club and Go
- I watch Breaking Bad, Hell's Kitchen, Masterchef, Robot Combat League, Axe Cop, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Archer, etc.
- Music: System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, The Lonely Island, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Offspring, Our Lady Peace, and The Protomen
- I love sushi, longanesa (if you know what this is, you are awesome!), steak and chicken wings; but I am willing to try almost anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Friends
- Pink hat of awesomeness!
- Comics
- Video Games
- Music
- Computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombies! The very thought of them eats away at my braaainsss... But seriously, I contemplate a lot about the universe and its relativity to the atom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, playing video games or adventuring around town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am allergic to kiwi. It can kill me if I eat enough of it. I have quite the story about how I discovered that allergy. That is, besides the obvious, "So one day I ate kiwi..."
You should message me if
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If you have read this far, why not drop me a message? I love to chat and will respond.