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Teague_Carden

27 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am just your average ninja-mutant-alien-shark hunter with a sensitive side. I'm joking of course, I am not sensitive...

But really, I am an easy-going, hilarious and adventurous guy that tries to always find ways to have fun in even the most boring of situations. I am also very nerdy. I will gladly play almost any board/card/video game and I love to talk about comics as well as movies. When I am not doing nerdy things, I am either at the archery range or the gym. I also like to write stories and poetry... so yeah, I am kind of all over the spectrum, but that's me in a nutshell.
What I’m doing with my life
I am having fun with my life! I think that when people try to take everything seriously and constantly focus on things, they miss out on all the awesome stuff happening around them.
I’m really good at
Thinking up the best and craziest way to handle things based on the situation. I find it hilarious when the crazy idea wins because the outcome is fun. It's how I came up with the game I call Bear Hunt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- I love comic books such as Batman, Deadpool and The Walking Dead
- My favourite movies are SLC Punk, Battle Royale, Fight Club and Go
- I watch Breaking Bad, Hell's Kitchen, Masterchef, Robot Combat League, Axe Cop, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Archer, etc.
- Music: System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, The Lonely Island, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Offspring, Our Lady Peace, and The Protomen
- I love sushi, longanesa (if you know what this is, you are awesome!), steak and chicken wings; but I am willing to try almost anything
The six things I could never do without
- Friends
- Pink hat of awesomeness!
- Comics
- Video Games
- Music
- Computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies! The very thought of them eats away at my braaainsss... But seriously, I contemplate a lot about the universe and its relativity to the atom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, playing video games or adventuring around town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am allergic to kiwi. It can kill me if I eat enough of it. I have quite the story about how I discovered that allergy. That is, besides the obvious, "So one day I ate kiwi..."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are like, "What a cool guy. I would like to get to know him better. I hope he is psychic enough to know that." Which , I am not, so best to just message me with something as simple as a "Hey" and we can go from there lol.