Fun with a side of serious and a thirst for life in the most cliche way possible.
Ok so the site wants more out of me. Well then here goes,
There once was a man from nantucket and all he could think was fuck it. He couldn't believe his inability to deceive and so he continued to muck it. The fact that his life was a lie, never bothered him more than goodbyes. So on and on he went until all his dreams were spent. In all this time that past he never once looked back and asked.... "But why is the rum gone?"
If that entertained you then we're soul mates and should trade shitty limericks until our sides burst from laughter.