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TealToeNailz

38 F Middletown, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Just me.. I’m looking forward to meeting new friends with potential for a long term romantical love…. Awwww. I’m analytical, opinionated and passionate. I like to make up my own words. Not easily offended by a dirty joke. I’m a little quiet but have a dark sense of humor. I’ll admit I’m a little addicted to video games. Call of Duty is my fav. If I’m sitting in front of the TV 9 times out of 10 I’m not watching a show or movie, I’m shooting people. Hey, this is what happens when you raise boys! I love to cook but hate to clean. I’m not dirty though. I prefer salt to sweet. I’ll take a hot wing over a piece of cake any day! I’m not a twig and will never be. I have some meat on my bones {insert cushion for pushing joke here}. Just kidding! I am in the process of revamping the body with some help from weight watchers and recently joined a gym. Don’t let that fool you, this body is still magical! I like the smell of fresh cut grass and the way it smells right before a thunder storm. I love nature and find it inspiring. Who cares.. right?!? lol I’m looking for someone who will challenge me mentally, push me hard to succeed, make me want to be better than I am now and knock me off balance. Still not interested?? Sad story… for you :P
What I’m doing with my life
I’m focused on family and furthering my education and career. I’m ready to start a new chapter in my life and I’m open to where it might lead me. Hopefully my adventure involves you.. Mr. Partner in Crime ;)
I’m really good at
I can throw down in the kitchen. I love to experiment and try new foods. Mmmm food!

Being creative.. I love to paint.

Obviously I’m good at Call of Duty. Ok ok ok maybe not really good but I’ll still kick your ass in kill confirmed and domination!
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm good question… maybe I’ll ask you that when you send me a message.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My favorite author is Eric Jerome Dickey although I haven’t read anything of his recently. I’m forcing myself to read Personal Lines Underwriting and Marketing Practices. Not much pleasure in this book but knowledge is power, right?

Food: I love it spicy and all things pasta. I’m not picky and will try anything once!

TV Shows: I like reality tv - anything on Bravo. I’m not a big sitcom watcher but I do like The New Girl. I’d rather waste hours of my life playing video games than watching TV. I recently got hooked on Netflix.. Dexter, Breaking Bad.. all good stuff

Movies: I love comedies. Especially stupid ones like The Candidate or Happy Gilmore. The price is wrong Bobby! Action movies are also good. Jason Statham. I like him and can’t help it. Loved the 300 movies especially the last one! I also like a good chick flick. I’m not a fan of horror… scary!

Music: This is a hard one! I love all kinds of music but not a big fan of country. My favorite genre is probably R&B.
The six things I could never do without
Music, air, laughter, pasta, family and friends, and Turkey Hill diet green tea. Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything.. If left to wander my mind will run a marathon! Lately I can't stop wondering why most of my matches live in MD!?!

It’s also fun to get out of my head and stop thinking so I can just enjoy the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games, watching a good movie or crappy TV, painting, at the gym... Missing you maybe?

Open to other suggestions!! hint hint
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Message me if:
You're honest and the games you're interested in don't involve my head!
You don’t take yourself too serious but you know how to handle your business.
You’re able to crack jokes and have a great sense of humor.. A little warped and perverted is a plus!
Your heart is open.

Or maybe you're tired of this stupid site and just wanna play the 360? Friends are also welcome! :)