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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I do not wear fedoras.
I am not Sully from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.

Pretty good listener, & popular with cats, dogs
What I’m doing with my life
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I just got a weird job that I love. I have strange projects that I'm embarrassed to share. I'm usually training for some type of pseudo-competitive athletic thingamajig.

I like to go to goofball stuff like UFO Conventions, Demolition Derbys, Tours of weird places (Reed College has a Nuclear Reactor and there's an enormous disgusting chocolate waterfall out on NE 181st...)

Getting busted by the Police for urban archery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
TRIVIA, I'm good at trivia. Surfing. Spotting satellites on a clear night. ( -and knowing when the International Space Station is flying overhead) I can pick you up over my head. You're so stoked. I can pick handcuffs, light a match on my teeth & rip a phone book in half. (!?)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bitchin' hair. ... my eyes are down here, ok? I sometimes smell like sawdust or gasoline. I tend to talk in a way that makes everything about science.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Hitcher, The Road Warrior, Amelie, Groundhog Day, David Lynch, Miranda July, Brothers Quay, Double Indemnity, Touch of Evil, Night of the Hunter, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Atlas Obscura

The War of Art by Steven Pressfield
1Q84 by Murakami
Deep Survival by Laurence Gozales
Damned to Glory by Col. Robert L. Scott Jr.
Race to the Pole by Sir Ranulph Fiennes
City of Thieves by David Benioff
Everything Bad is Good for You by Steven Johnson

Heavy Metal, Psychadelic Metal, Doom Metal, New Wave, Old Rock N Roll, 60's stuff, KARP, Electric Wizard, Zola Jesus, Moon Duo, Jay Reatard, The Shangri-La's, The Cramps, Motörhead, Shocking Blue, DFA 79, Wild Nothing, Nikki Lane, Sturgill Simpson, The B-52's, Psychadelic Furs, Fantomas, Big Business, Slug Guts, Slim Twig, New Wave / 80's stuff, Movie Montage songs, Sad Bastard & Shoegaze -ish junk...

Dolly Parton

Rhubarb Pie, Spanakopita. I'm a 'steak & potato' -type guy but I actively seek & enjoy broader culinary horizons.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your Filthy Lies
Fear, occasionally
My bitchin' hair
The smell of something burning
My '65 Plymouth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
NASA Eagleworks-stuff, Animals that may or may not exist

'Can I scramble underneath a moving rail car in between the wheels before being gruesomely split in half?' Almost certainly. ... Almost.

'Will Wes Anderson ever make a movie about poor people?'
No. No, he will not.

'Why does everyone automatically form a line at the bar? ' You're doing it wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on a project in the garage, watching Star Trek, shopping for flare guns and ice axes online, or out watching a band I've never heard of.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really hate it when animals die in movies. Like the dog in Road Warrior or that horse in The Never Ending Story.

I'm not in favor of converting to the metric system. I can explain.
You should message me if
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Yeah. You probably should do that.

Always looking for a square dance partner, or a drag-race co-pilot.