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28 M Lake Forest, CA

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Working on masters program
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English, German (Poorly), C++

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My self-summary
I recently escaped from a panel of a Far Side comic that I shared with a cow and a mad scientist.

Currently, I'm a man of letters masquerading as a network engineer. The disguise is starting to wear thin.

Slowly, I am succumbing to the temptations of suburbia. Save me.
What I’m doing with my life
Readjusting to life in Southern California after years of living in Washington DC.

Playing tetris with blocks of time.

Listening to Maya Angelou tell dick jokes. Girl,
you nasty.

Baking to a crisp during frequent trips to the Mojave desert.

Discovering new authors, or more precisely, authors whom I haven't read yet.
I’m really good at
(✓) Convincing inebriated friends not to carry out their stupid and dangerous plans. I guess you could call me the "drunk whisperer."

(✓) Looking busy.

(✓) Checklists.

(✓) Listening to advice. Someone one told me, "there are no bad situations, just bad reactions to challenging circumstances." An interesting point, but then I asked, what if a piano falls on me from a 50 foot crane? Is this a neutral situation to which I can respond well or poorly?

Sadly, they didn't have an answer.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I wear glasses and look like a huge nerd to the extent that a young lady who was all of 4'10" told me she wanted to stuff me in a locker and steal my lunch, which was a little distressing.

The other day some teenager said I looked gay after I refused to buy him cigarettes. So I guess there's that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
●Borges, Unamuno, Michel de Montaigne, Robert Graves, Gore Vidal, Marguerite Yourcenar, Lawrence Durrell, Willa Cather, Herman Hesse, Shirley Hazzard, Constantine Cavafy, Ammianus Marcellinus, Procopius, Polybius, Priscus, Agathias, Herodotus, Sappho, Tacitus
●Cock-o-phile Dundee, Urethral Weapon 5, The Rodfather
●GoT, The Wire, PBS Frontline, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Wilfrid, NOVA
●The Weeknd, Yacht Rock, Alice in Chains, Neil Young, many others on my iPod
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●an impractical burger patty fastened from one pound of ground beef and topped with bacon couldn't hurt
The six things I could never do without
▲ Filter coffee

▲ a baleen whale

▲ Scooby Snacks

Glorious republic of Turkmenistan

▲ the way Wilford Brimley pronounces "diabetes"

▲ wingdings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Stannis will crush Ramsay Bolton.

The Silk Road, the Pacific Crest Trail and Antarctica.

How awful T-Rex breath must have been.

Was Alcibiades the first yuppie?

Should I try spiking maple syrup with vodka? Has someone already done this? Is this one of those thoughts people have when they're alone in a room for too long?
On a typical Friday night I am
My Friday nights have a dangerous tendency to turn into Saturday mornings. Please don't encourage me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once in Amsterdam, I heard an Australian pyrotechnician on stilts dressed as a clown tell a crowd, as he flicked off droplets of gasoline, "two toimes is shayking, three toimes is wankin'."

I remember his advice at urinals and gas pumps.
Reading about the collapse of the Roman world depresses me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if

sorry no exceptions