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  • Ages 22–31
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Last online
Today – 6:11am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Likes dogs
English, German (Poorly), C++
My self-summary
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I recently escaped from a panel of a Far Side comic that I shared with a cow and a mad scientist.

I work in IT infrastructure even though I majored in international relations. So the secular Syrian opposition is losing ground to the radicals, but nothing's amiss in the server room.

Slowly, I am succumbing to the temptations of suburbia. Save me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Readjusting to life in Southern California after years of living in Washington DC.

Playing tetris with blocks of time.

Baking to a crisp during frequent trips to the Mojave desert.

Discovering new authors, or more precisely, authors whom I haven't read yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
(✓) Convincing inebriated friends not to carry out their stupid and dangerous plans. I guess you could call me the "drunk whisperer."

(✓) Looking busy.

(✓) Checklists.

(✓) Listening to advice. Someone one told me, "there are no bad situations, just bad reactions to challenging circumstances." An interesting point, but then I asked, what if a piano falls on me from a 50 foot crane? Is this a neutral situation to which I can respond well or poorly?

Sadly, they didn't have an answer.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I wear glasses and look like a huge nerd to the extent that a young lady who was all of 4'10" told me she wanted to stuff me in a locker and steal my lunch, which was a little distressing.

The other day some teenager said I looked gay after I refused to buy him cigarettes. So I guess I have that going for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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●Borges, Unamuno, Michel de Montaigne, Robert Graves, Gore Vidal, Marguerite Yourcenar, Lawrence Durrell, Willa Cather, Herman Hesse, Shirley Hazzard, Constantine Cavafy, Ammianus Marcellinus, Procopius, Polybius, Priscus, Agathias, Herodotus, Sappho, Tacitus
●Cock-o-phile Dundee, Urethral Weapon 5, The Rodfather
●GoT, The Wire, PBS Frontline, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Wilfrid, NOVA, True Detective
●The Weeknd, Yacht Rock, Alice in Chains, Neil Young, many others on my iPod
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●an impractical burger patty fastened from one pound of ground beef and topped with bacon couldn't hurt
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
▲ Filter coffee

▲ a baleen whale

▲ Scooby Snacks

Glorious republic of Turkmenistan

▲ the way Wilford Brimley pronounces "diabetes"

▲ wingdings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How Stannis will crush the Boltons and the Freys.

The Silk Road, the Pacific Crest Trail and Antarctica.

How awful T-Rex breath must have been.

Was Alcibiades the first yuppie?

Should I try spiking maple syrup with vodka? Has someone already done this? Is this one of those thoughts people have when they're alone in a room for too long?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday nights have a dangerous tendency to turn into Saturday mornings. Please don't encourage me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once in Amsterdam, I heard an Australian pyrotechnician on stilts dressed as a clown tell a crowd, as he flicked off droplets of gasoline, "two toimes is shayking, three toimes is wankin'."

I remember his advice at urinals and gas pumps.
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