I'm constantly joking. One of my favorite things to do is make fun of people - I know that sounds awful, but I don't discriminate and I definitely make fun of myself more than anyone else so don't take it personally (I promise I'm actually a nice guy).
If you don't enjoy hiking then stop wasting your time right now and look at someone else's profile. I also love soccer - many weekend mornings you'll probably find me parked in front of a tv consuming the beautiful game. I also love learning and talking about languages - pretty much a total geek in that regard (and in many others too!). I value intelligence very highly so if you're uneducated or not that smart you should probably move along.
One of my favorite things to do is to bond with others about things/people we both hate (not specific people, more like "people who..."), and if you do too we'll probably get along. (Well, as long as we hate the same things, that is).
Also, for those who care, I'm INTP
George Carlin is my hero.