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Technoid

22 Rockford, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there, I'm Alex! I come across as very outgoing and personable, and I like making people laugh: you'll know something's seriously bothering me if I haven't tried to make a joke in a while. I enjoy having conversations about hilariously outlandish ideas as well as more analytical topics, and I can switch between the two very quickly.

When I'm not keeping people entertained, I like biking, spending time with friends, PC gaming (/with friends), watching documentaries, designing useful things that I could build, watching stand-up comedy, talking about philosophical or theological ideas, playing with dogs, and video editing.

Dogs are my favorite pets, but it’s hard to find an animal that doesn’t like me. Bonus points if you have a picture of yourself with a dog. Sometimes I do find a cat that I like (even though I'm slightly allergic).

Also, I am an engineer in career and at heart, so I can be pretty analytical and direct at times: not rude, but not overly sugar-coated. And if something is broken, I'll fix it (even if it's not broken).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to Rockford for my awesome engineering job, and so far it's been a lot of exploring the area, inventing things, disc golf, neat hangouts, and karaoke nights.

Eventually, I’d like to create new products on my own. You'll know when that happens: there will be a small, Iron Man-looking object flying around town. Feel free to wave.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, singing (yes, I will sing Disney songs with you), striking up conversations, biking, making people laugh, making Simpsons references, getting along with animals, helping people with their problems, figuring out how things work, and massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quick with a joke and I'm a nerd for science and technology.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comedians: George Carlin, Chris Rock, Bill Burr, Mitch Hedberg.

Music: Pop/punk/alternative: Simple Plan, Avril Lavigne, Lindsey Stirling, Weird Al, Gaelic Storm, Green Day. I like when I can actually understand song lyrics, and a lot of singers don't seem to care, so I made this: http://i.imgur.com/4fW02wI.gif

TV: The Simpsons, Star Trek, Futurama, Walking Dead, Mythbusters, Malcolm in the Middle, RoosterTeeth/Achievement Hunter.

Video games: Portal, Half Life, Team Fortress 2, Super Smash Bros, Borderlands 2, Besiege, The Forest, Minecraft, Populous The Beginning, Trials.

Books: Eragon, Your Inner Fish, The Road, Harry Potter, White Fang, The Sea Wolf, The Selfish Gene.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
> Learning new things
> Interesting ideas to chew on instead of falling asleep
> Interesting friends
> Tools and projects
> Jokes
> Lists (that's not a joke)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophical, theological, and social issues, and things I could invent. My brain doesn't sleep, and sometimes neither do I.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, gaming, building something, or vegging out watching YouTube videos. Mostly staying in, as you can see.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
> You're looking for a witty guy to laugh with.
> You'd like to game, bike, or play with dogs.
> You are fluent in Simpsons references (not required).
> You want to talk about some interesting idea you've been musing about.