The best political conversations I've ever had before were done while listening to Nyan.cat. This terrifies and amuses me.

I'm fanatical about being fanatical and love everyone who is mixed. Science is second only to DORFY Science in my life. If I had to pick a color to describe my personality, I'd pick Silver; please attach whatever meaning you'd like to this statement.

I quote the Simpsons more than I should and I have a penchant for investigation and digging. That said, I value and respect privacy more than anything else in the world except for freedom, though I think they intertwine.

I'm a very crass person with an attention whoring smile. My sentences do not flow into one another smoothly. My heart is that of a nerd.

I'm screaming WAN WAN at the top of my lungs because my friend refuses to believe that onomatopoeia is different between languages. It's Gnawp not Quack; who has ever heard a duck say quack before?

Apparently Agu is the noise that things make when they chew in Japan. This makes Digimon that much more adorable.

I have incredible aptitude, beautiful grace, and an ego comparable to that of the moon, so it's safe to say that I'm good at a lot of things in a lot of contexts and leave it ambiguous like that.

I am exceptionally good at being polite. I'm ridiculously nice -- inhumanly even. There was likely a genial werewolf somewhere who served me a cup of tea before asking to bite me. While I graciously accepted the cup, I had to decline his request to gnaw on my arm. In doing so, I was infected by the rabid politeness but not the subsequent lycanthropy. So I can be all gentle but can't hulk out during full moons. Bluh.

My need to be absolutely dapper at all times. My peculiar speech mannerisms and sporadically brilliant word play also seem to strike highly on the list.

For point of reference, you'd be better off with Franz Ferdinand than Snoop Dog if you want to catch my interest. Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, They Might Be Giants and any number of generic pop and/or rock bands work too. Instrumental wins my heart.

I don't do well with movies, though Coraline and The Nightmare Before Christmas were awesome. So were all the Wallace and Gromit movies. I think I like stop motion.

I love Sweets; candies, cakes, and chocolates strike a special chord in my heart. I adore mint and dream in gummy vision. Rainbows are made of Skittles and you know it.

Okay, look, I have this weird obsession with Crescents, colors that are Blue, and things that are the Moon. To live, I'm pretty sure I need the color Blue; it practically replaces my blood at this point. Like, not so base that it's 13 on the pH scale but not so neutral that it's a 7 either, you know? Imaginary things like Crescent Blue Moons also replace my blood. Vampires must hate me, which is okay, I hate them too. I'm also going to need a pen and paper so that I may adequately write bad poetry about all this.

Masks, Jesters, and those flouncy shoes with curls at the toes. Those shoes are so awesome it's unreal. They are an instant +10 to your Pulchritude. Actually it would be Dapper but Pulchritude is a much more fun word to say.

Being a HomeStuck. How has this consumed so much of my life ._.

I absolutely love bad poetry. The worse and more personal the better. If you introduce yourself with a bad poem, I will totally sit there with you reading it aloud. <3

You're actually Spiderman. Booster Gold is cool to chill too.
Also, anyone who knows what Dwarf Fortress and/or Haven and Hearth are get bonus points. So many bonus points it's not even funny any more. Was it ever funny? Like, numbers that huge shouldn't even exist. So many brownie points that it's like you built a factory to bake brownies Just For Me.

Also, Smiley Faces. =)