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28 M Crescent City, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life's motto is "I'll try anything twice." This applies to food, experiences, and people. Everything and everyone deserves a chance; sometimes two. My worldview is that of a humanist, insomuch that the world is infinitely precious, yet we only have a finite amount of time in which to do the most possible good.

I'm a jack of all trades and master of none. I enjoy dry wit and sharp humor. I value intellect as much as entertainment or appearance. I will forever be a nerd at heart; living vicariously through whichever medium provides the quickest escape. I may come across as fairly serious at times, but I assure you I'm quite genial.

I guess what I'm getting at is this: we're all a lesson in contradictions. And no matter how much I type on here I will never be able to pigeonhole myself into some preconceived notion of category X or Y. Life it too visceral for summations.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a graduate of the University of South Florida in Tampa with my B.A. in American History and newly arrived in the professional world. I work as a park ranger at Redwood National Park in California. I plan on making a career with the National Park Service, an agency which will afford me room for personal growth as well as travel.

At some point once I'm settled in a more permanent position I also want to focus more on my herpetology hobby - both breeding and displaying my various fauna.

I joined this website in order to meet some new people and share some new experiences, be it roaming through the city, visiting a museum, going for a hike, or drinks at a bar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being a repository for random facts and trivia
- Hiking, Backpacking, and Camping
- Designing vivariums
- Computer games
- Holding a conversation
- Listening
- Debating a point eloquently
- Making guacamole
- Fixing your computer
- Organizing anything from music to comic books
- Photography
- Writing
- Assembling Ikea furniture
- Handling snakes
- Navigating
- Teaching
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I've had a lot of people comment on my eyes.

- That I'm considerably more outgoing than I originally let on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- American Gods (Neil Gaiman)
- Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien)
- The DaVinci Code (Dan Brown)
- The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
- Game of Thrones (George R.R. Martin)
- The Golden Compass (Phillip Pullman)
- A Walk in the Woods (Bill Bryson)

I'm also a HUGE comic book aficionado, especially Marvel titles from the 80's & 90's.

Other favorite authors include J.K. Rowling, Alan Moore, Nevada Barr, Richard Knaack, Weis & Hickman, Robert Jordan, Ursula Le Guin, R.A. Salvatore. I'm also partial to select works by classical authors, such as Twain, Thoreau, Kipling, and Hemmingway.

I read a lot of non-fiction as well, mostly biographies, histories, or science/natural history.

- The Shawshank Redemption
- Gangs of New York
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Fight Club
- Avatar
- The Prestige
- Good Will Hunting
- Dead Poets Society

Also love classic films and period pieces, especially film noir, Hitchcock, and westerns. Anything with Robert Redford or Jimmy Stewart.

- Star Trek
- Psych
- The Venture Brothers
- House
- The Tudors
- Game of Thrones

Also: Top Gear (BBC), Archer, The Newsroom, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, MythBusters, Californication, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Scrubs, Boardwalk Empire

I don't actually own a TV so everything I watch is streamed or downloaded.

- Amon Amarth
- Dark Tranquillity
- Sylosis
- Gojira
- Mastodon
- Darkest Hour
- Scar Symmetry
- Baroness
- Machine Head
- Allegaeon
- TesseacT
- Opeth
- Insomnium

For the most part I listen almost exclusively to heavy metal. If it's progressive, melodic or technical, I'll probably enjoy it. A lot of my favorite bands hail from regions such as Norway, Finland, Sweden, & the rest of Europe. I also have a strong appreciation for classic rock, and to a lesser degree blues, jazz, folk, and even classical. If it weren't for these pioneering genres then I couldn't enjoy metal as it exists today.

I generally frown upon "popular" and top 40 music due to my belief that it's all tripe concocted to sell CD's to a swath of impressionable suburban youth. However, I'm not perfect. I've streamed Gangnam Style on YouTube more often than I care to admit. I also have a weakness for catchy Indy songs.

- Sushi (Seafood of almost any variety, actually)
- Fajitas
- Mediterranean cuisine (Greek/Italian/French)
- German cuisine
- Anything with avocado on it
- The perfect craft beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fighting the urge to give snarky, pragmatist answers such as "oxygen," I would have to say:

- Google
- Air Conditioning
- My pets
- Books
- Music
- Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- The nature of the universe
- How Theodore Roosevelt would deal with the world today
- Why everything tastes like chicken
- What's for dinner
- The future
- Judging other people's wardrobe choices
- Politics
- The environment
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my days off, I enjoy going out and exploring - be it a museum, park, or merely losing myself in the streets of whatever town I happen to be in. As of late, I have been actively hiking, camping, and backpacking. As soon as the weather gets a few degrees warmer I'll be kayaking as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I have a penchant for sleeping in the buff.
- I secretly enjoy romantic comedies.
- I un-ironically love roadside tourist traps.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Have a bookshelf (and have read most of the books on it)
- Know the difference between you're/your
- Are a nerd of any kind
- Have diverse taste in food (bonus points if you cook!)
- Love animals (be they furry, feathered, or scaled) and the outdoors
- Like travel; want to see the world
- Have a passion for whatever it is you do and enjoy