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27 M Crescent City, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 23
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life's motto is "I'll try anything twice." This applies to food, experiences, and people. Everything and everyone deserves a chance; sometimes two. My worldview is that of a humanist, insomuch that the world is infinitely precious, yet we only have a finite amount of time in which to do the most possible good.

I'm a jack of all trades and master of none. I enjoy dry wit and sharp humor. I value intellect as much as entertainment or appearance. I will forever be a nerd at heart; living vicariously through whichever medium provides the quickest escape. I may come across as fairly serious at times, but I assure you I'm quite genial.

I guess what I'm getting at is this: we're all a lesson in contradictions. And no matter how much I type on here I will never be able to pigeonhole myself into some preconceived notion of category X or Y. Life it too visceral for summations.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a graduate of the University of South Florida in Tampa with my B.A. in American History and newly arrived in the professional world. I work as a park ranger at Redwood National Park in California. I plan on making a career with the National Park Service, an agency which will afford me room for personal growth as well as travel.

At some point once I'm settled in a more permanent position I also want to focus more on my herpetology hobby - both breeding and displaying my various fauna.

I joined this website in order to meet some new people and share some new experiences, be it roaming through the city, visiting a museum, going for a hike, or drinks at a bar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being a repository for random facts and trivia
- Hiking, Backpacking, and Camping
- Designing vivariums
- Computer games
- Holding a conversation
- Listening
- Debating a point eloquently
- Making guacamole
- Fixing your computer
- Organizing anything from music to comic books
- Photography
- Writing
- Assembling Ikea furniture
- Handling snakes
- Navigating
- Teaching
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I've had a lot of people comment on my eyes.

- That I'm considerably more outgoing than I originally let on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- American Gods (Neil Gaiman)
- Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien)
- The DaVinci Code (Dan Brown)
- The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
- Game of Thrones (George R.R. Martin)
- The Golden Compass (Phillip Pullman)
- A Walk in the Woods (Bill Bryson)

I'm also a HUGE comic book aficionado, especially Marvel titles from the 80's & 90's.

Other favorite authors include J.K. Rowling, Alan Moore, Nevada Barr, Richard Knaack, Weis & Hickman, Robert Jordan, Ursula Le Guin, R.A. Salvatore. I'm also partial to select works by classical authors, such as Twain, Thoreau, Kipling, and Hemmingway.

I read a lot of non-fiction as well, mostly biographies, histories, or science/natural history.

- The Shawshank Redemption
- Gangs of New York
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Fight Club
- Avatar
- The Prestige
- Good Will Hunting
- Dead Poets Society

Also love classic films and period pieces, especially film noir, Hitchcock, and westerns. Anything with Robert Redford or Jimmy Stewart.

- Star Trek
- Psych
- The Venture Brothers
- House
- The Tudors
- Game of Thrones

Also: Top Gear (BBC), Archer, The Newsroom, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, MythBusters, Californication, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Scrubs, Boardwalk Empire

I don't actually own a TV so everything I watch is streamed or downloaded.

- Amon Amarth
- Dark Tranquillity
- Sylosis
- Gojira
- Mastodon
- Darkest Hour
- Scar Symmetry
- Baroness
- Machine Head
- Allegaeon
- TesseacT
- Opeth
- Insomnium

For the most part I listen almost exclusively to heavy metal. If it's progressive, melodic or technical, I'll probably enjoy it. A lot of my favorite bands hail from regions such as Norway, Finland, Sweden, & the rest of Europe. I also have a strong appreciation for classic rock, and to a lesser degree blues, jazz, folk, and even classical. If it weren't for these pioneering genres then I couldn't enjoy metal as it exists today.

I generally frown upon "popular" and top 40 music due to my belief that it's all tripe concocted to sell CD's to a swath of impressionable suburban youth. However, I'm not perfect. I've streamed Gangnam Style on YouTube more often than I care to admit. I also have a weakness for catchy Indy songs.

- Sushi (Seafood of almost any variety, actually)
- Fajitas
- Mediterranean cuisine (Greek/Italian/French)
- German cuisine
- Anything with avocado on it
- The perfect craft beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fighting the urge to give snarky, pragmatist answers such as "oxygen," I would have to say:

- Google
- Air Conditioning
- My pets
- Books
- Music
- Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- The nature of the universe
- How Theodore Roosevelt would deal with the world today
- Why everything tastes like chicken
- What's for dinner
- The future
- Judging other people's wardrobe choices
- Politics
- The environment
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my days off, I enjoy going out and exploring - be it a museum, park, or merely losing myself in the streets of whatever town I happen to be in. As of late, I have been actively hiking, camping, and backpacking. As soon as the weather gets a few degrees warmer I'll be kayaking as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I have a penchant for sleeping in the buff.
- I secretly enjoy romantic comedies.
- I un-ironically love roadside tourist traps.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Have a bookshelf (and have read most of the books on it)
- Know the difference between you're/your
- Are a nerd of any kind
- Have diverse taste in food (bonus points if you cook!)
- Love animals (be they furry, feathered, or scaled) and the outdoors
- Like travel; want to see the world
- Have a passion for whatever it is you do and enjoy