Tedthebear
29 Solihull, UK
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My self-summary
Hi,

I'm Mark.

I work, build things, listen to music, hang out with friends and am generally an awesome guy (nothing like having a big ego).

I can spell, know how to use gramm'r
ar effectively (most of the time) and dispiz txt talk. Unless it's lol..... That's the only sms talk crud with any merit.
I also don't understand where all the noses have gone in emoticons either? They are suppose to represent us and I have a nose, why doesn't the emoti-bollocks?

I also have the crotch of a titan.

Yes.

Been to Iceland this year ... It was fun, Got caught in a blizzard..... And have the groin of a trojan

This was my profile, message me for more.

Plus the manhood of a slightly above average young adult. And am prone to leaving my phone unlocked around people I should trust less.

Mark
(bonus content from bad people).
What I’m doing with my life
I work with dolphins!

By dolphins i mean I work in a showroom.

I am an interior designer by trade.

I really like my job as I get to do a bit of creative work, some sales & some technical/fitting work.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh,

Also the ability to fit shelves perfectly straight & level
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm wearing shorts, my massively awesome muscular calves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything.................

Except house music.

& most dance music

& some books.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Music
Food????
Basic survival skills?
A sleeping bag?
Common sense

I should be alright with this stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the zombie apocalypse/ end of the world will affect me.... & cheese

Why George RR Martin Torments me so..... That said he torments many others at the same time... He is clearly busy!
On a typical Friday night I am
I could be anywhere!
My social life is rarely organised before the night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I regularly hit myself in the face with my iPhone as I am generally holding it above my head when I'm lying in bed & tend to let go of it when I'm sleepy
You should message me if
You want to talk/ want to get to know me.

Looking for some laughs and some good times.
:-)
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