The first thing people say to me when I tell them I just moved to Chicago from Florida is "......do you have any idea how cold it gets here in the winter?" No, in fact I packed nothing but swim trunks and brought my goddamn surfboard because I heard Lake Michigan is beautiful and the water is drinkable. I was born and raised in Clearwater, FL, which is of no particular importance or interest to anyone. I moved here in late September 2012 because I love this city and because I had a job and my friend got us a place right across the street from my favorite cafe which is 2 minutes from the blue line in Logan Square.
I enjoy playing guitar and reading old books with big words that I don't understand. I am left handed and have green eyes and dark black hair. I'm not a big party-club person, I'd rather go some place low key where the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is full of awesome records. I listen to a lot of old punk bands, 90's alternative, 80's new wave-pop, 90's R&B-Hip Hop, dancehall reggae, some old Motown or Doo-Wop here and there; anything is tolerable except modern country, nu-metal, and people that listen to either of those types of music. I like watching and talking about great films and complaining about shitty ones. My favorite food is Tacos.
What I’m doing with my life
Loving it. Eating lots of awesome food. I own one share of
Campbell's Soup Company stock and can play Landslide by Fleetwood
Mac on guitar. Equal Opportunity Dater. References furnished upon
I’m really good at
Dodging things. Telling people they're not punk. Entertaining children and pets.Growing facial hair.
The first things people usually notice about me
Perma stubble. Green eyes. Serial killer stare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
as of right now I am reading Moby Dick, Dubliners, The Naked Ape, a
collection of short stories by Adam Marek, and the complete stories
of Franz Kafka; not really digging Kafka.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
evolution, stupid people breeding, brushing my teeth, human extinction, what was in the suit case from Pulp Fiction, what I am going to eat today, scalping annoying people, thinking up horrible punk band names: Urine Asshole, Hearing AIDS, Skunk Piss, Internal Gonads, Twisted Fister, Reemus, The Ram Ones.
On a typical Friday night I am
belting out Prince at some kareoke bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like taking baths. Hot baths and reading.
You should message me if
you are Bill Murray