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TeflonMcDermit

34 M Gulfport, MS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I give up on the self summary bit here. I'm not good at it. If I'm going to impress you, it's going to happen through some form of fluid communication instead of a static post.
I'll do my best to give you a little info though. Here goes.

I'm not brain dead.
I'm not a COMPLETE asshole.
I enjoy wit and whimsy.
I think the match algorithm on this site is just awful.
I take life seriously when necessary, I have fun the rest of the time.

That's it. I'm not doing anymore.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it, just like everyone else. I'm interested in too many things to really nail myself down to one particular thing. I work at a new Vape Shoppe in Waveland. I absolutely adore the whole vape lifestyle that has sprung up in recent years. It's like having a hobby that I get paid to do. And hey, what's more enjoyable than that?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am amazing at being mediocre at a lot of things.
Also, I can cook. Like...really good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Ginger beard. And my ass. I have a gorgeous ass. Go ahead, check it, I don't mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything.
Mostly everything.
A lot of things anyway.
Nothing is out of bounds if written well. I do enjoy my sci-fi's and fantasies as far as literature goes. A Song of Ice and Fire, read it 4 times so far. I like to pick detailed books to pieces.
Movies? Long list. Ask me when later.
Shows? Lots of things, though I don't watch TV in the traditional method, because a lot of TV is awful, there are some shows I am regular with.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All of my answers will be terribly sarcastic, so just make up your own answers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next project to work on. What new metal I want to heat up and hit with hammers. What shape I want some molten metal to be.
Hockey.
Also hockey.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dodging pucks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure I have private things to admit. I'm kinda an all out there with it kinda fella.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you wanna talk? That's usually why i wanna message people. Seriously though, you can message me if you just want to know some random shit and have a conversation that may side track in several hundred different directions. Sidetracking is fun.