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TejasBred

29 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I clean up well but I'd usually rather be barefoot. I crack all of my software and I don't feel bad about it. French food is pretty good but I'd choose a hamburger or some pizza if given the option. I could hike or paint or swim or people watch all day long and still feel like I accomplished something. I prefer dogs, but have a cat, who has a cat. I like debating but I'm not fighting about anything. I don't scare easily and I have a very very strong stomach.

Don't complain to me, everything you do is what you make it and if you don't get that we probably won't get along. You'll start in on something and I'll tell you to suck it up.

People say they can't read me, so I'll break it down a bit...

If I rated you "highly" don't get too excited, it's probably because...

I'm interested.
You're picture/s made me laugh out loud, or smile. Whatever.
I want to get lost in a National Forest with you and bottle of Jameson.
You're pretty hot.
I just wanted to say "hi."

If I didn't rate you "highly" it's probably because

I'm not interested.
Nothing I saw made me laugh, or smile.
You have a picture of your car/cat/super hero/faceless bare chest.
You look like if I got lost with you and bottle of Jameson in a National Forest you'd be complaining by minute 15. It's cool, really, I'll find our way. I got skillz yo.

Things I've learned about myself in 2013:

If you get wasted and ask me repeatedly to punch you in the face, I will. But only to shut you up.
I can work up to 22 hours in one day without complaining.
The utility blade I carry is prettier than yours (IT'S PINK!)
I can hustle 8 miles in sandals before my feet start to hurt, 11 before they go numb.
I can drink more whiskey than you...probably.
To be continued.

People have called me "graceful" "ridiculous" "elegant" "outrageous" "a sweetheart" "a fucking bitch" "fabulous" "resourceful" "resiliant" and a slew of others, but those are my favorites.
What I’m doing with my life
Working...I have two jobs that kick ass and are totally worth the long odd hours. Needless to say the free time I do have is spent wandering around this gloriously gritty city looking at things, touching things, eating things. Or as I say "discovering."
I’m really good at
Staying on my feet (I'm like a cat).
Getting lucky.
Getting lost yet still getting there on time.
Jokes, I got days worth.
Animal rehabilitation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't like this question. From watching people on/in the train/restaurants/sidewalks it seems to be in this order.

Chest
Eyes
Smile
Hips
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Metamorphoses, I studied the Classics therefore I don't have any respect for anything written after the Renaissance. To paraphrase the Bible, it's all been done before so let's have a drink!

Paul, The Big Lebowski, Fargo.

It's Always Sunny in Philly, Futurama, The Big Bang Theory.

Classic rock, Texas rap, regular country, and of course pop is fun.

Texican and Italian and Japanese and Indian and Thai. I like food. I love lamp.
The six things I could never do without
Pencils, Texas Longhorns, bioluminescence, Folgers, Bear, metrocard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Black holes and their role in creating/destroying our universe. Astronomy in general.
History and how no one seems to realize it repeats itself about every 30-40 years.
What exactly it is about Occupy Wall Street that pisses me the hell off.
What is an "activity partner?"
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not sure, ask me on Friday
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you think you can hang like that.