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TelePig

30 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I grew up in Austin before it was cool.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working as an electrical apprentice. Playing guitar in a silly band and practicing the fine art of being broke.
I’m really good at
Im not too bad at playing guitar. I'm certainly better than those who don't.

Also, not having much of an ego to brag about what I'm good at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Half-Baked, Big Lebowski, Office Space...

Music: Burzum, eyehategod, Portishead, Red Sparrowes, Pharcyde, childish gambino

Food: Indian, Mexican, Hot wings and lamb
The six things I could never do without
My Guitar (with a tuner/metronome)

My cat

My bed.

Internet access

Material possessions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, I have to make my degree useful somehow.

Music

Owning land.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out to shows or at least ending up drunk on someone else's floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty introverted, awkward, and completely dense to social cues.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like meeting strangers from the internet.

That you have no problem with me writing silly music in my spare time: https://soundcloud.com/telecasterpignose