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TelePig

30 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I grew up in Austin before it was cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working as an electrical apprentice. Playing guitar in a silly band and practicing the fine art of being broke.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im not too bad at playing guitar. I'm certainly better than those who don't.

Also, not having much of an ego to brag about what I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hazel eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Half-Baked, Big Lebowski, Office Space...

Music: Burzum, eyehategod, Portishead, Red Sparrowes, Pharcyde, childish gambino

Food: Indian, Mexican, Hot wings and lamb
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Guitar (with a tuner/metronome)

My cat

My bed.

Internet access

Material possessions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, I have to make my degree useful somehow.

Music

Owning land.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to shows or at least ending up drunk on someone else's floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty introverted, awkward, and completely dense to social cues.
You should message me if
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You like meeting strangers from the internet.

That you have no problem with me writing silly music in my spare time: https://soundcloud.com/telecasterpignose

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