Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess I need to be up front about this: I'm Batman.
I know that might potentially scare off some potential matches -
especially criminals, of course, since they are a superstitious and
cowardly lot. But believe me, ladies, I'm actually a regular Joe
like all the other dudes on this site. I just happen to have an
unusual job. Some guys are accountants. I'm Batman. Sure, once in a
while I might have to bag out in the middle of dinner because Mr.
Freeze is attacking the art museum or whatever. But overall,
honestly, I don't think it's that big a deal. It's not like I'm
vegan or hate cats or something. I'm just a grim vigilante of the
night sworn to an neverending watch over a city that hates and
fears me. NBD.
Oh, and I should also say that I am definitely not Bruce Wayne.
Please. I don't know where people come up with this stuff.
So what am I into other than being Batman? Well, I try to stay
pretty rounded, with a wide variety of interests, such as history
, and film
is also very important to me, and I
am especially passionate about writing
, and travel
. And solving crime
is up there too!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm Batman, baby. Woohoo!
On the side, I also do some freelance writing and am currently
trying to break into the world of professional screenwriting. Boy,
I tell you what. That's a tough row to hoe. Even with my very real
personal connections to Christopher Nolan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fighting evil, at least I hope so or else I am totally
And so is Gotham.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, the Batman costume kind of stands out. That's probably it.
Either that, or the enormous Batman logo projected over the entire
city by a gigantic spotlight. That's not exactly subtle.
I asked my buddy Jim Gordon what I should say here and he said,
"Batman isn't just the boyfriend you deserve, he may also be the
boyfriend you need." Which doesn't really address this question at
all, now that I read it again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, Johnny Cash
, The Weepies
, Willie Nelson
, and Lisa Hannigan
are a few
favorites. Also, I'm really into X-Ray Spex
at the moment.
Movies: The Avengers
, Spirited Away
, L. A.
, The Wild Bunch
, Pan's Labyrinth
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
. Oh, and I love Batman
! Duh. Least favorite movie:
The Mark of
TV: The Amazing Race
, Game of Thrones
, Doctor Who
(my Doctor of choice is
Jon Pertwee for those who care about such things). Band of Brothers
Books: The Rise of Theodore
by Martin Gilbert
; The Complete
by Marjane Satrapi
. Not a fan at
all of The
. Way overrated.
Penguin soup. I hope you're reading this,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Probably my batarangs. Um, let's see. A protective cup, let me tell
you, do not go crimefighting without one of those on. Trust me.
Lesson learned. A Charlie card for when the Batmobile is in the
shop. That's only three, I guess. I don't know, I'm not Mathman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...the trip to Denmark, Sweden, and Norway I am planning. For, uh,
crimefighting reasons. I think there are evil... trolls there? Or
Also: Comic books. They're really cool. Especially ones with me,
the actual Batman, in them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not fighting evil or patrolling my city, I'm probably
wishing there was one single movie out that didn't royally suck.
Otherwise I'm writing, reading
, researching genealogy
, or playing games of
some sort with friends. The Justice League is surprisingly into
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I already told you I'm Batman, so I'm pretty sure that's it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you think together we'd make the World's Finest team.
Or if you have an inquisitive, curious mind and find the idea of
trying out this experiment too fascinating to pass up
we match above 85% and you really want to try this, drop me a line
and we'll give it a shot, no other questions asked.
Or you're Batgirl.
I should mention for the record that I am not now, nor have I ever
been, in a relationship with Catwoman. Yes, there's chemistry, I
get why people think this and everything. But that sort of crazy I
don't need in my life.
Lastly, just to get this off my chest. If a question starts with
"would you consider," the answer is always yes. I have to consider
it to answer the question! C'mon. Who wrote these things, The
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