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I_Am_The_Batman_

42 Clinton, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess I need to be up front about this: I'm Batman.

I know that might potentially scare off some potential matches - especially criminals, of course, since they are a superstitious and cowardly lot. But believe me, ladies, I'm actually a regular Joe like all the other dudes on this site. I just happen to have an unusual job. Some guys are accountants. I'm Batman. Sure, once in a while I might have to bag out in the middle of dinner because Mr. Freeze is attacking the art museum or whatever. But overall, honestly, I don't think it's that big a deal. It's not like I'm vegan or hate cats or something. I'm just a grim vigilante of the night sworn to an neverending watch over a city that hates and fears me. NBD.

Oh, and I should also say that I am definitely not Bruce Wayne. Please. I don't know where people come up with this stuff. That's... crazy.

So what am I into other than being Batman? Well, I try to stay pretty rounded, with a wide variety of interests, such as history, politics, games, sports, art, and film. Music is also very important to me, and I am especially passionate about writing, photography, and travel. And solving crime is up there too!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm Batman, baby. Woohoo!

On the side, I also do some freelance writing and am currently trying to break into the world of professional screenwriting. Boy, I tell you what. That's a tough row to hoe. Even with my very real personal connections to Christopher Nolan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fighting evil, at least I hope so or else I am totally screwed.

And so is Gotham.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, the Batman costume kind of stands out. That's probably it. Either that, or the enormous Batman logo projected over the entire city by a gigantic spotlight. That's not exactly subtle.

I asked my buddy Jim Gordon what I should say here and he said, "Batman isn't just the boyfriend you deserve, he may also be the boyfriend you need." Which doesn't really address this question at all, now that I read it again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Tool, Cake, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, The Weepies, Puscifer, Willie Nelson, Portishead, and Lisa Hannigan are a few favorites. Also, I'm really into X-Ray Spex at the moment.

Movies: The Avengers, Spirited Away, L. A. Confidential, The Wild Bunch, Pan's Labyrinth, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Oh, and I love Batman! Duh. Least favorite movie: The Mark of Zorro.

TV: The Amazing Race, Game of Thrones, Antiques Roadshow, Doctor Who (my Doctor of choice is Jon Pertwee for those who care about such things). Band of Brothers is an all-time favorite.

Books: The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt; Churchill by Martin Gilbert; The Complete One-Volume Bone; The Lost by Daniel Mendelsohn; Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi. Not a fan at all of The Killing Joke. Way overrated.

Food: Penguin soup. I hope you're reading this, Cobblepot!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Probably my batarangs. Um, let's see. A protective cup, let me tell you, do not go crimefighting without one of those on. Trust me. Lesson learned. A Charlie card for when the Batmobile is in the shop. That's only three, I guess. I don't know, I'm not Mathman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...the trip to Denmark, Sweden, and Norway I am planning. For, uh, crimefighting reasons. I think there are evil... trolls there? Or something.

Also: Comic books. They're really cool. Especially ones with me, the actual Batman, in them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not fighting evil or patrolling my city, I'm probably wishing there was one single movie out that didn't royally suck. Otherwise I'm writing, reading, researching genealogy, or playing games of some sort with friends. The Justice League is surprisingly into Euro-gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I already told you I'm Batman, so I'm pretty sure that's it.
You should message me if
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...if you think together we'd make the World's Finest team.

Or if you have an inquisitive, curious mind and find the idea of trying out this experiment too fascinating to pass up. If we match above 85% and you really want to try this, drop me a line and we'll give it a shot, no other questions asked.

Or you're Batgirl.

I should mention for the record that I am not now, nor have I ever been, in a relationship with Catwoman. Yes, there's chemistry, I get why people think this and everything. But that sort of crazy I don't need in my life.

Lastly, just to get this off my chest. If a question starts with "would you consider," the answer is always yes. I have to consider it to answer the question! C'mon. Who wrote these things, The Riddler?