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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 32-46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:40am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was a kid, I thought I was going to grow up to be Han Solo. But now that I'm an adult, I've realized I'm actually Chewbacca.

I'm pretty okay with this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance writer currently trying to break into the world of professional screenwriting. So far, the main thing I've learned is that the difference between "and" and "&" is the stuff of blood feuds.

Seriously, if I use an ampersand in the wrong part of Burbank they'll be dredging my bloated corpse out of a culvert two weeks later.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Researching genealogy, recovering lost family stories. Every time I discover a forgotten detail, those people become a little more real again. It's like bringing them back to life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a 40-foot-tall centaur.

I'm not sure that fully comes across in my photos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The toes on my left foot.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the right playlist at the right time could change your life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing new movies. Spending time with old friends. Reading comic books. Bum fighting down at the skate park. Snorting blow off a stranger's stomach behind the dumpster. You know. The usual.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re quirky, witty, offbeat, whimsical, funny, smart. If you're Wonder Woman, or a fan of Wonder Woman. If you want to take photos, take road trips, tell stories you just made up, sit together in silence.

Or you want to exchange travel tales. I just got back from Scandinavia, and boy, are my arms tired! From punching trolls.

Or if you have an inquisitive, curious mind and find the idea of trying out this experiment too fascinating to pass up. If we match above 85% and you really want to try this, drop me a line and we'll give it a shot, no other questions asked.

Lastly, just to get this off my chest. If a question starts with "would you consider," the answer is always yes. I have to consider it to answer the question! C'mon.