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33 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:46pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Where to begin?!

I suppose with where I was born and raised, which would be the fine state of Kansas. I'm a little bit country, for sure; but since I grew up inundated in it, I'm really enjoying the city (though I need my occasional weekend escapes).

I'm from a pretty big family, and have as many sister's as someone else you might know...His name is Tom Cruise! So, that's three, if you didn't know that bit of trivia, and one brother. Parents are still married too, so, that makes me like, totally bang-able (long-term).

I spent a year and some change in Boston, before moving here to New York, where I've now been for about four years and some change.

This same "change" was what I was living on the first year here. Let me explain, I came here without a plan or a job or a plan or any editing or proofreading or editing...and I can now whole-heartedly advise against that.

The caveat is, if you want to work at a ton of crappy jobs over a year (and some change), then you should DEFINITELY do this!

Barback at craptacular sports bar that I still frequent? check.

Extra in craptacular movie I hope never gets seen? check (a few times).

Laborer on a distinguished food truck that serves tacos? check (except exchange "distinguished" with "craptacular" and with an asterisk that in the summer, we only served forehead sweat tacos...commonly called sweatacos).

And they all paid shit. I was so in debt to my first landlord here in Brooklyn, I can't even remember the amount. The only hilarious reason she let me stay (and pay it off) was because "people from Kansas are honest." Her words. Which, lucky for her, turned out to be true in this case...but I've met my share of assholes in Kansas.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work at a kosher smoked fish factory, but I work in the office, so I only have the slightest aroma of smoked fish.

It's a kooky place. I do billing and customer service and talk to a lot of people who sound like George Costanza's parents. Which is awesome if you have the right mindset.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading regularly

Eating cheese regularly

Writing unfinished stories

Adding cheese to foods it's not normally associated with, regularly

Making references to old cartoons...Like "Pro Stars"
(A show where Bo Jackson, Wayne Gretsky, and Michael Jordan fought crime together!!!!!)

Challenging two girls to a wrestling game I developed, which is aptly titled "I win"

Losing at my own wrestling game (i.e. "being pinned")
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ocular sockets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read, but don't worry, you don't have to read a lot, just please enjoy reading.

The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, The Illumnatus! Trilogy, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Lila, Theory of Games, The Rational Optimist, Genome, The Redwall Series, The Wheel of Time Series, The Death Gate Cycle, The Iron Heel, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Dandelion Wine, Survivor, Fight Club, Brave New World, 1984, The Genius and the Goddess, The Silence of the Lambs. Ender's Game, American Gods, Anything by Richard Brautigan, HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I like all sorts of movies and tv as well, I'm not a snooty elitist who thinks only literature can tell good stories. Cinema does great at it, though at a lower rate than books.

TV Shows:
Frisky Dingo, Archer, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Family Guy, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Six Feet Under, Firefly,

The Tree of Life, Surf Ninjas, Bottle Rocket, The Station Agent, Encounters at the End of the World, Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing, Man On Wire, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Harold and Maude, The Princess Bride, Any Monty Python, Evil Dead, Brick, Marathon Man

Ben Frost
TV On The Radio
Neil Landstrumm
Chris Clark
Old Squarepusher
Midwest Product
Panda Bear
Lucky Pierre
The Shape of Broad Minds
Jori Hulkkonnen
Nathan Fake
James Holden
Jussi Pekka

I'm not a huge foodie or anything like that, but I can appreciate it when I'm exposed to it. And I'll try anything up here, I mean, that's kinda' the point.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, and the Large Hadron Collider, which always seems to be turned on within a day of my birthday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've got "exploding head syndrome" really bad. I know that sounds like a clever joke, but, it's a real medical condition, and it's listed on wikipedia.
You should message me if
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You can rock short hair. For some reason, if a girl can pull it off well (which is rare) it drives me crazy.

Many girls try, and many girls end up looking like a man. I guess that's why I like it, because if you can pull it off, it means you have a stellar face.