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Tempestaurus

27 F Palo Alto, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Living and working in the Bay Area. I grew up here in Northern California but spent some time abroad as a kid and have since always had an itch to travel. When I'm not working, I'm usually out and about with my friends or spending a relaxed evening at home cooking and sipping on a glass of wine.
What I’m doing with my life
Telling jokes professionally.

What do nosey peppers do? ...... Get jalapeño business .....

Alright, maybe not so much "professionally" as I keep myself well entertained. I think I'm hysterical; that's really all that matters.
I’m really good at
Cooking, walking gracefully in heels, sarcasm and being awkward. Mostly being awkward....or sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality, of course. ....Don't tell me you haven't tried to use that line.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game, Hunger Games....basically if it's written for an eleven year old boy who enjoys sci-fi, send it my way
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Inserting my professional résumé onto this profile instead of this personal résumé.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town in SF with my girls
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/32212127741"
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are interested in and capable of engaging in stimulating conversation, can handle some sarcasm, have some ambitious goals and don't take life too seriously.

....you're super impressed by how stuck up my sister made me sound on this profile.