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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:00pm
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I moved to DC in February 2015 for a Tech Consulting job. The career gives me a stable wage but music is way more important to me in the long-run. Check out some very basic recordings here:

Amy Schumer is my spirit animal, Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson are my deities, and Linda Belcher is my muse. If you cannot deal with these facts, please do not talk to me.

Looking for friendly, explorative locals for video game hijinks, karaoke mishaps, and sole-effacing walks. Would love some friends to throw a baseball or basketball around with. Anything sweaty and active that I could kick your ass at ;).

If wanting to date, a handsome face and cuddly personality are cute, but communication and intelligence are sexy. Be forward about intentions, comfortable with your feelings/emotions, and relatively sure of what you want. A big plus to those who can hang out with my friends or introduce me to theirs on a whim and still have a good time. Relationships don't exist in a one-on-one bubble. I'm very comfortable with commitment and would be happy to date someone consistently.

I glide along a wide-swinging pendulum of taste and opinion and can comfortably digest any content, movie, song, argument, while at least taking something away from it.

I am turned off to reactionary, overly opinionated folk. If you're trying to get a laugh, I'm all for it; otherwise, rabble rouse elsewhere. Enjoy playing devil's advocate and taking sides so as to learn more and widen your understanding for things rather than further cement or narrow your fixed opinions.

That being said, don't ask me my sign or personality type O:).
What I’m doing with my life
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Tech/Bus Consulting
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Case Interviews, Basketball, Baseball, Ping Pong, Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Halo, School, Crosswords, Piano, Singing, Karaoke, Being Awesome
The first things people usually notice about me
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I talk a lot.
I am awkward with hugs/handshakes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Broad City, Inside Amy Schumer, Bob's Burgers, Episodes, Drawn Together, South Park, Futurama, Workaholics, Ugly Americans, Louie, Clone High

Music: Mother Mother, London Grammar, Washed Out, M83, Bastille, Electric Light Orchestra, Regina Spektor, Ingrid Michaelson, Tegan & Sara, Cut Copy, Empire of the Sun, Europe, Jonsi, Jukebox the Ghost, Panda Bear, Minus the Bear,The Mountain Goats, Alanis Morissette, Boy & Bear, Calvin Harris, Daughter, Half Moon Run, RAC, The Killers

Indian: Chicken Tikka Masala, Saag Paneer, just about everything...
Thai: Massaman Curry is a staple.
Indonesian: Jackfruit, various tempeh dishes.
I'm a big carnivore but I love seitan and tofu. Seitan cheesesteaks are much preferred than the "real" thing. I just like experimenting with food as much as I can!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Challenges. While most people get demotivated when faced with a challenge, I thrive. If there is something that sounds particularly difficult, my ears perk up.
2. Self-Awareness. I like to be on the up and up with self-improvement. Not that new age drivel your mom reads, but just that overall maintenance of body and mind.
3. Humility. I can make fun of myself. You should be able to as well.
4. World Wide Web. So literal, but seriously who doesn't benefit from it?
5. Sex. Sex is not just something people do for pleasure, but it is part of who we are. Sick of people ashamed of their sexuality, and I don't mean sexual orientation! This doesn't mean I can't go a second without it, but I definitely would not want to be deprived or limited from it.
6. Friends. Alone time is wonderful and essential for a stable mind, but life would certainly be dull without others to share it with :).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sociological Issues like equal opportunity hiring and career opportunities, gender equality, etc...

How to plan entire vacations based on karaoke nights at uncharted, local bars.

How to make my friends and loved ones happy :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are best spent with quality friends or by cuddling on a couch to a movie. I'm not worried about that event where all the cool people are at, but rather the gathering where only my favorite people are at.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like teddy bears :P.
You should message me if
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If you have a lot to say, we will get along well. If you don't have much to say, but you laugh without discretion at all my jokes, we will get along as well. ;)