Yesterday I went into a bagel shop and ordered an everything bagel toasted with butter and cream cheese and the hipster person behind the counter said "Um. We don't toast our bagels. We make them fresh." and I looked around and people in line were looking at me disapprovingly and I said a little too loud "Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize it was THAT kind of place" and just left.

Acting, writing, producing a webseries called Jared Posts a Personal. You should watch it on youtube if you want to see me in a moving picture.

Math. And being sometimes annoyingly optimistic.

You would need to ask "people."

Books: East of Eden, The Road, Revolutionary Road, Love in the Time of Cholera, Cloud Atlas, Franny and Zooey

TV: Parks and Rec, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Louie, West Wing

Movies: I like a lot of movies.

Food, family, faith, movies, sex, and art

Trying not to be too aware of being a guy who loves to sit around thinking about stuff.

I don't really have a standard routine that would necessitate a typical Friday night. Nor do I own A gun, let alone many guns, that would necessitate an entire rack.

I fill out surveys on the back of recipts for a chance to win $1000.

You don't need me to help determine your worth, but you'd be happy for me to try and relay it to you anyway.

I just reread that sentence and it kind of makes me wanna barf but ill leave it as see how it goes.