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25 M Gainesville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:26pm
Asian, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm usually smiling on the inside.

I like Science reason, logic. I like to have reasonable justifications for my beliefs and actions.

I value intelligence, creativity, honesty- they make the world better, more often than not.

I don't do ghosts, magic, deities, karma, afterlives, or superstition. Not that I don't think they're conceptually awesome- it's just that being awesome and being in existence are two completely different things.

I am polyamorous, which is to say that I am capable of and desire to love more than one person at one time. (This isn't to be confused with polygamous, which means marrying more then one person- I don't ever intend to get married.)

If I were a Monopoly piece, I would be the thimble.

Some included features:
* Calm
* Intelligent, intellectual
* Difficult to offend
* Direct style of communication
* Affectionate, Snuggley
* Kinky
* Short fuzzy hair that is nice to touch

Features not available with this package:
* Does not favor hanging out with drug users. Including users of nicotine, ethanol, religion.
* Does not want to reproduce despite superior genetics
* Does not want to straight marry or gay marry anyone
What I’m doing with my life
In my spare time I am working on a portfolio with the intent of either making me hireable by companies that do really awesome things, or giving me the ability to do really awesome things on my own.

In my non-spare time I instruct machines.

I also spend bits of time learning how to make new foods. Many people do this for entertainment. I do it because what else am I supposed to eat?
I’m really good at
Naming. I think I have a part of my brain set aside for thinking about names. There are a few words, phrases, ideas, that always come back to me. Sometimes I scratch that itch and attach the name to something.

I have a dry, deadpan sense of humor. I can and do keep a straight face, and tend to win contests involving staring or laughing. I mix humor and seriousness without changing tone. I find all kinds perfectly serious things to be amusing.

I have been informed on multiple* occasions that my gaze can crush souls.

I am good at digital painting, writing, vagueness, photography, and problem-solvey stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people notice about me is that I am quiet.
"Oh, you were serious about that."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Discworld, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials.

Moves: Wall-e, Pixar films in general, How to Train Your Dragon, Lilo and Stitch, Spaceballs.

TV: House M.D., Sherlock, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Malcolm in the Middle, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Music: Koji Kondo, SoulEye, Kyle Gabler, Pixel, C418.
The six things I could never do without
Six things I would rather not do without:
1. Internet
2. Reddit (see: Internet)
3. Actually that's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Omnipotence, and how I would be really good at it.

Path optimization, transportation, why I think about path optimization and transportation so much.

Resources, and how any given thing can be thought of as a resource.

I spent most of my time thinking about who-knows-what. I am sure if I knew what it was I would agree with myself that I think about it a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Online learning new and old things.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You feel you can convince me that you read any part of my profile. Bonus: you do it within three words.
-You want to go cycling or something.
-You want to be exposed to my extremely sophisticated taste in computer games.