It was that third adjective that made you read this wasn't it? You shallow bitch.

Just kidding. I love reading fiction by myself and watching movies with others. I go camping and hiking as often as possible. I do community service and like to believe that it's not just to pad my resume.

I am extremely easygoing. I find it hard to take anything seriously, especially myself, but I can fake seriousness pretty well when needed. I am completely incapable of holding a grudge (I've tried). Some people say I'm emotionless, but only because I'm never unhappy for more than two minutes a day. Why waste time being unhappy?

I'm an Eagle Scout and I was valedictorian of my high school, but please don't assume I'm an outstanding citizen. I always try to party as hard as I work.

I don't believe that this summary really says anything about me. You need to talk to someone to have any sense of who they are.

I'm an undergrad biology major at Pitt headed towards a PhD. Hopefully some day I'll cure cancer, but I would settle on curing anything, even something lame like stinky feet.

For now, I'm studying and partying - a fairly typical college schedule. Also doing research in Dr. Lawrence's lab on microbial ecology.

Making people smile against their will, video games, surviving in the woods, cuddling, taking tests, oral performances

My hair, my laugh (not annoying, just loud)

I like to read and watch any sci-fi or horror (including plenty of B-movies). Movies with lots of explosions or jokes are good as well.
Movies: Night of the Living Dead, The Thing, Frailty, 28 Days Later, Tremors, Evil Dead series, Grandma's Boy, Anchorman, Dogma, Saving Silverman, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Pulp Fiction, 300, every Die Hard, Transformers (1984), 3:10 to Yuma (2007), Shoot 'Em Up, Children of Men, American Beauty, The Princess Bride, A Muppet Christmas Carol, Fargo

Books: The Watchmen, The Ender series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, A Brave New World, The Dark Knight Returns/Strikes Again, The Alphabet of Manliness, World War Z, Breakfast of Champions (MUST FIND MORE VONNEGUT), any prose by Tolkien, and anything by Stephen King or Chuck Palahniuk.

My favorite music comes from the 60's and 70's: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Beatles. I enjoy most types of rock. My favorite contemporary bands are System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, and of course Tenacious D.

I love Greek and Italian food most. I am the least picky eater I know, and I enjoy almost any food that hasn't been dropped on the ground (for more than 5 seconds).

Air, Water, Food, Shelter, Friends. That's it. Sometimes I think life might actually be more enjoyable without so much extra stuff to worry about.

Jokes, how to achieve more by doing less, boobs, my own lack of shame, and easy solutions to saving the world and the reasons nobody would like them.

Also, The Penguins, GO PENS!

At the movies, playing cards, playing video games, drinking, or engaging in general shenanigans

My biggest fear is that some day I'm going to grow up and stop having fun. Being buried alive is second biggest.

You live in Pittsburgh and want to hang out for real, not just on the internet.