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25 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am most likely the single strangest person you are likely to meet. You have been warned.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Secret agent, undercover as an international root beer brewing champion.
I dance on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking up new things, and, subsequently, putting them back down.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard. Its about ready for its own zip code by now. Furthermore, in conversation, I hold eye contact for a very long time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:I've read a lot. When you have to measure your library in terms of crates rather than novels, its a bit of an indicator.
Shows:Too many cartoons. Sue me.
Music: Everything, from Bengali Hip Hop to classic Irish folk. I'm on a shitty house beat kick now.
Food: All. Except two. Bonus points to you if you can name them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fine drink, fine food, fine friends, fine weather, fine stories and fine work.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ever lie awake at night thinking up blueprints for a Hobbit hole house? Vertical agriculture? Udu drums? Meringue? The best ideas come when you most desire sleep, I find...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Bashing my head against the wall over a shitty balalaika prima, and eying my kitchen with purpose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Silly, silly-strong needle phobia. I shake like a fragile little leaf. This is true.
You should message me if
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I used to have quite a lot on this page. About 4000-word-count kind of a lot. But after a few years, I decided to not lay so many cards on the table at once. Drop me a line, and I promise we'll have a good conversation.