Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an internet-addicted asocial nerd.
Most of my relationships have been pretty empty and I think that's
because I fall into the habit most people do of presenting what
people want to see, as opposed to my core self.
I intend to change that now, I think I'd rather be alone than
pretend to be anything besides what I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sit around in pajama pants and oversized t-shirts playing video
games and such. I hang out with my cat while I do it.
Sometimes I go to work because rent and food cost this thing called
money. I try to do this as little as possible.
Have you seen Office Space? Yeah, if I had a million dollars I'd
quit my job immediately. As far as jobs go, mine isn't bad, I just
would rather be doing other things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Unintentionally offending people. I don't hold much of anything
sacred and have no problem with taboo subjects. I censor myself
enough at work, outside of there I like to let loose. So parental
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I consume media at a disturbing rate, so this list would be too
long and tedious to read through.
My favorite foods are mainly varied Asian cuisines.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humans are highly adaptable, if it isn't needed for survival we can
adapt to live without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The paths not chosen and how I would do things with 20/20
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid I wanted to be Trent from Daria, partly because I
was attracted to Daria. I'm not nearly that cool.
I like most animals more than most people.
I seem to be queerbait. I get hit on by a lot of guys, and honestly
I like the attention. I'm not bisexual, but it's still nice to be
I am very against nationalism, tribalism, racism, sexism, and
religion...ism. You aren't special because of your skin color,
gender, creed or the dirt you were born on.
I don't hold my chopsticks properly. Or pens and pencils either for
that matter. There's a boring story about why.
You should message me if
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You're a nerd.
Kevin Conroy is your favorite Batman.
Even if you aren't a nerd I'll talk to people from any walk of
life, nerds just happen to be my favorite.
If there isn't something outwardly nerdy on your profile, I will
likely not message you first, but I try to respond to everyone.
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