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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:55am
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an internet-addicted asocial nerd.

Most of my relationships have been pretty empty and I think that's because I fall into the habit most people do of presenting what people want to see, as opposed to my core self.

I intend to change that now, I think I'd rather be alone than pretend to be anything besides what I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sit around in pajama pants and oversized t-shirts playing video games and such. I hang out with my cat while I do it.

Sometimes I go to work because rent and food cost this thing called money. I try to do this as little as possible.

Have you seen Office Space? Yeah, if I had a million dollars I'd quit my job immediately. As far as jobs go, mine isn't bad, I just would rather be doing other things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Unintentionally offending people. I don't hold much of anything sacred and have no problem with taboo subjects. I censor myself enough at work, outside of there I like to let loose. So parental discretion advised.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I consume media at a disturbing rate, so this list would be too long and tedious to read through.

My favorite foods are mainly varied Asian cuisines.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humans are highly adaptable, if it isn't needed for survival we can adapt to live without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The paths not chosen and how I would do things with 20/20 hindsight.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid I wanted to be Trent from Daria, partly because I was attracted to Daria. I'm not nearly that cool.

I like most animals more than people.

I seem to be queerbait. I get hit on by a lot of guys, and honestly I like the attention. I'm not bisexual, but it's still nice to be wanted.

I am very against nationalism, tribalism, racism, sexism, and religion...ism. You aren't special because of your skin color, gender, creed or the dirt you were born on.

I don't hold my chopsticks properly. Or pens and pencils either for that matter. There's a boring story about why.

It takes a lot of effort to bring myself to send a simple message. I don't like first interactions, I don't even like calling to order a pizza. I do however like eating pizza, I blame too much TMNT as a kid.
You should message me if
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You're a nerd.

Kevin Conroy is your favorite Batman.

You want senpai to notice you.

If there isn't something outwardly nerdy on your profile, I will likely not message you first, but I try to respond to everyone.