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28 Cleveland, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Intelligence, strength, innovation.

What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

What sound or noise do you love?
The hum of running electronics.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Many different conversations happening at once.

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Science teacher.

What profession would you not like to do?

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"My bad."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Guarding the coast. (Weekend Warrior!)

Planning to go back to college, but decided to discard my previous path of economics and do something more interesting.

Going to be spending a few months in Yorktown soon and am looking to meet some folks out that way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Researching: I can generally find information quickly and accurately.

Tactics: I was raised on puzzles and video games(PC>Console).

"I do sweet things all the time, I'm just sorta graceless about it so people don't notice."

Taking care of cats. My cat is a spoiled brat.

Fucking up an otherwise eloquent point by saying some variation of "fuck".

Getting songs stuck in my head on repeat. Right now it's PONPONPON.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't notice me, I'm a ninja.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Non-fiction. Stephen Hawking, Miyamoto Musashi, Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Penn Jillette.

Movies/TV/Anime: VICE, The Hero Yoshihiko, Marwencol, Exit through the Gift Shop, The Crimson Wing, King of Kong, MST3K, Quentin Tarantino flicks, Takashi Miike flicks, Kevin Smith Flicks, Legit, Comic Book Men, Fight Club, TMNT, Lupin the Third(Miyazaki before Studio Ghibli), Golgo 13, The Good Guys, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Law & Order, Rescue Me, Bruce Lee, The Crow, Smokin' Aces, Kung Fu, Weeds, Firefly, Doctor Who, Cops, Reaper, The Mentalist, Psych, Monk, Boston Legal, Evil Dead, Gantz, Hellsing, Afro Samurai, Vampire Hunter D, Hajime No Ippo, Rainbow-Story of the Seven, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kaiji, Death Note, Samurai X, Blade of the Wanderer, Archer, Samurai Seven, Black Lagoon, Burn Notice, Dexter, Family Guy, Southpark, Venture Bros, ATHF, BATMAN, The Walking Dead

I love almost every actor from the original Star Trek and TNG, yet I don't love Star Trek.

Music: Nirvana, (hed)p.e., Maximum the Hormone, Electric Six, Blur, Jimi Hendrix, Tom Petty, Cage The Elephant, Les Claypool, Psyche Origami, mc chris, Del The Funky Homo sapien, Tech N9ne, Bone Thugs, Asheru, Blue Black, Wu Tang Clan, Beastie Boys, Busta Rhymes, Rehab, K-Dean, Talib Kweli, Common, MF Doom, Run DMC, Sugarhill Gang, The Monkees, The Ting Tings, NWA, Sublime, Bob Marley, Sly & The Family Stone, Busdriver, k-os, J Dilla, Quasimoto, Stevie Wonder, Dr. John, James Brown, Yoko Kanno, Scooter, Daft Punk, Johnny Cash, Yuji Ohno, Matisyahu, Vanilla Ice, RIP SLYME, RHCP, The White Stripes, The Dead Weather, Iggy Pop, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Molotov, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, DMX, Cornershop, Fatboy Slim, The Bloodhound Gang, The Offspring, The Lonely Island, Stephen Lynch, The Doors, Ozzy, Jack White, The Raconteurs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The word "never" makes the list pretty empty. Under certain circumstances I'm sure I could even do without oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, and it's a pain in the ass. I over-analyze, over-think and argue with myself about pretty much everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid I wanted to be Trent from Daria, partly because I was attracted to Daria.

I like most animals more than most people.

I seem to be queerbait. I get hit on by a lot of guys, and honestly I like the attention. I'm not bisexual, but it's still nice to be wanted.

I am very against nationalism, tribalism, racism, sexism, and religion...ism. You aren't special because of your skin color, gender, creed or the dirt you were born on.

I don't hold my chopsticks properly. Or pens and pencils either for that matter. There's a boring story about why.
You should message me if
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You're a nerd.

Kevin Conroy is your favorite Batman.