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34 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I’m trying something different with this profile. I erased my probably standard, pithy and earnest description of myself and my interests, peppered with self-deprecating jokes, and instead ask you to please NOT email me if:

1. You are a single person, a couple or a person in an open relationship who is just looking for "something casual." I’m not looking for a hook-up on this website.
2. You have kids.
3. You are outside my age range (30-40) in either direction.
4. You aren't into physical activity. If you do it a lot, but just so that you can eat and drink more, I'm right there with you. If you're a good tennis player, you might be my dream guy.
5. You don’t care that much about food and alcohol. If that’s the case, we have completely different ideas about spending time and money.
6. You aren’t interested in travel, or you’ve done it so much you're over it.
7. You aren't passionate about anything but your job (or anything at all).
8. You don't like to read.
9. You don't like making fun of people, and/or you don’t like getting made fun of yourself.
10. You are turned-off by smart women.
11. Relatedly, there's something appealing to you about traditional gender roles.
12. Religion is a more than an inconsequential part of your life.
13. You are easily offended, or a stickler for political correctness.
14. You are not really smart.
15. This one isn’t exactly a deal-breaker, but if you don’t live in the District, you should at least be apologetic about it. I’ll listen to your excuse, but I’ll probably still judge you. I make an exception for Baltimore, because it’s a cool city, too.

This might make me sound like a complete asshole, but I'm not one in real life, only on okc.

If you don't think any item on that list describes you, and you like people who make lists, I'd love to hear from you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like lots of random stuff. Lawrence Wright, George Orwell, Neil Gaiman, Alison Bechdel, Lionel Shriver, John Le Carre, George Eliot, Jonathan Spence, Donna Tartt.

TV: Arrested Development and The Wire, obviously. I like them both, but I think Curb Your Enthusiasm is brilliant, while Seinfeld was funny. I'm a sucker for almost anything (except Girls) on HBO -- particularly Veep and Thrones -- and I have seen every episode of South Park at least once. House of Cards and Orange is the New Black are both great. I keep watching The Walking Dead for some reason, too.

Movies: Woody Allen, even if he's lying. The Lives of Others, Sneakers, Amelie, Searching for Sugarman, His Girl Friday, Charlie Wilson's War, Ghostbusters, Best in Show, Nebraska.

Podcasts: Ronna and Beverly, Pod F. Tomkast, Julie Klausner, Dead Authors Podcast, Comedy Bang Bang, This American Life, Fresh Air.

Food: Anything good, particularly if it's spicy and/or involves fresh fruit.

For music, I like Radiohead, Aimee Mann, Vampire Weekend, Elliott Smith, Bon Iver, Of Monsters and Men, Liz Phair, the Lumineers, Brad Mehldau, Charles Mingus, Dvorak, Beethoven, and lots more, but the more I answer these questions, the more pretentious I feel.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating