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23 Evercreech, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:23am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), Greek (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Balls to this, I don't care any more.

Bullet point time, without the bullets because I can't be bothered to find the keyboard shortcut.

I have autism and in my spare time I like to build train sets. That is literally my entire personal life summed up in one sentence. I just got fired from my job and fuck knows how I'm going to find another one. So it's only a matter of time until I'm out on my arse. Speaking of which, I'm also overweight. I know, I know, I have no prospects in life. You are not the first person to make such an observation.

Message me if you fancy a pointless argument.

Also, I read Viz and I don't care who knows it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck sections, I've said all I can think of saying already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
See above.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. My autism manifests itself as me not being able to pick up on any sort of nonverbal body language. Seriously. If you don't say it with your mouth, it will completely pass me by. I am incredibly frustrated by this. I just don't get it at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like Doctor Who and a fair bit of mainstream-y shonen animé. Like that's a surprise at this point.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hum. That's a good one.

I'm going to have to say:

My PC, for vigorous, enthusiastic (and frequently quite messy) video editing.

A plentiful supply of tea, crumpets and honey.

My singing voice. Otherwise I'd get terribly bored in the bath.

An occasional mouthful of fresh air, whenever things become too stifling indoors.

Doctor Who. All of it.

Pepsi-cola. I drink far too much of the stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Doubt that you'd care anyway.

Don't call me an emo, I'm nowhere near fashionable enough.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can think of a reason to. Good luck with that.

In conclusion, my life is shit through no-one's fault but my own.