Well, let's get the obvious bits out of the way first.

I'm a nerd. Well, semi-nerd. Well...I suppose "quasi-nerd" might be a more apt description. Like a nerd, but with social skills and the ability to make people laugh. If the whole IT consultancy thing falls through, who knows, I might have a go at getting into the comedy business.

And, yes, let's get this out of the way, I'M FAT. However, I'm comfortable with my body image, as everybody should be.

Yeah, sometimes I ask myself that too. Apparently I'm a uni student (which would explain why the government keep sending me money), but I don't let it bother me.

Absolutely everything.

Or at least, I'm very good at giving the IMPRESSION that I'm good at absolutely everything.

Depends whether I've shaved that morning. Otherwise, my razor-sharp wit, debonair charm and (so they tell me) over-inflated ego. Not sure about that one, though, I'm usually too awesome to notice.

...Yes, I like all of those things. In large quantities.

Hum. That's a good one.

I'm going to have to say:

My PC, for vigorous, enthusiastic (and frequently quite messy) video editing.

A plentiful supply of tea, crumpets and honey.

My singing voice. Otherwise I'd get terribly bored in the bath.

An occasional mouthful of fresh air, whenever things become too stifling indoors.

Doctor Who. All of it.

Pepsi-cola. I drink far too much of the stuff.

All the things. But mostly Who, girls and railways. No, I'm not going to make an Eddsworld reference. But if you expected me to, we should talk.

Overcome with sadness at my lonesome existence. Either that or entertaining the rabid vultures...I mean nice ladies and gentlemen that visit my YouTube account.

My personality type is INTJ. Apparently, that means I'm a psychopath. Go figure.

Also, whenever the temperature gets over fifteen degrees (or sixty-something, if you're old), my nose erupts into a fountain of blood.

The most important thing YOU must have is wit as sharp as my own (or at least nearly). If we can "spark" off each other, exchanging clever yet cutting insults, then I'm yours.

With regards to looks, bigger is most definitely better. Why? Well, because there's more to hug, of course.