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Tenryuubito

22 M Evercreech, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Greek (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well, let's get the obvious bits out of the way first.

I'm a nerd. Well, semi-nerd. Well...I suppose "quasi-nerd" might be a more apt description. Like a nerd, but with social skills and the ability to make people laugh. If the whole IT consultancy thing falls through, who knows, I might have a go at getting into the comedy business.

And, yes, let's get this out of the way, I'M FAT. However, I'm comfortable with my body image, as everybody should be.
What I’m doing with my life
Yeah, sometimes I ask myself that too. Apparently I'm a uni student (which would explain why the government keep sending me money), but I don't let it bother me.

EDIT: As of Christmas 2013, the above is on hold and I'm back at home in the rolling hills of somerset. Whilst I'm here, I'm going to have a go at writing a hit sitcom that the BBC will fall over themselves to get me to let them make.
I’m really good at
Absolutely everything.

Or at least, I'm very good at giving the IMPRESSION that I'm good at absolutely everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends whether I've shaved that morning. Otherwise, my razor-sharp wit, debonair charm and (so they tell me) over-inflated ego. Not sure about that one, though, I'm usually too awesome to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
...Yes, I like all of those things. In large quantities.
The six things I could never do without
Hum. That's a good one.

I'm going to have to say:

My PC, for vigorous, enthusiastic (and frequently quite messy) video editing.

A plentiful supply of tea, crumpets and honey.

My singing voice. Otherwise I'd get terribly bored in the bath.

An occasional mouthful of fresh air, whenever things become too stifling indoors.

Doctor Who. All of it.

Pepsi-cola. I drink far too much of the stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All the things. But mostly Who, girls and railways. No, I'm not going to make an Eddsworld reference. But if you expected me to, we should talk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Overcome with sadness at my lonesome existence. Either that or entertaining the rabid vultures...I mean nice ladies and gentlemen that visit my YouTube account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My personality type is INTJ. Apparently, that means I'm a psychopath. Go figure.

Also, whenever the temperature gets over fifteen degrees (or sixty-something, if you're old), my nose erupts into a fountain of blood.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
The most important thing YOU must have is wit as sharp as my own (or at least nearly). If we can "spark" off each other, exchanging clever yet cutting insults, then I'm yours.

With regards to looks, bigger is most definitely better. Why? Well, because there's more to hug, of course.