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22 M Evercreech, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:58am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Greek (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, let's get the obvious bits out of the way first.

I'm a nerd. Well, semi-nerd. Well...I suppose "quasi-nerd" might be a more apt description. Like a nerd, but with social skills and the ability to make people laugh. If the whole IT consultancy thing falls through, who knows, I might have a go at getting into the comedy business.

And, yes, let's get this out of the way, I'M FAT. However, I'm comfortable with my body image, as everybody should be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Yeah, sometimes I ask myself that too. Apparently I'm a uni student (which would explain why the government keep sending me money), but I don't let it bother me.

EDIT: As of Christmas 2013, the above is on hold and I'm back at home in the rolling hills of somerset. Whilst I'm here, I'm going to have a go at writing a hit sitcom that the BBC will fall over themselves to get me to let them make.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Absolutely everything.

Or at least, I'm very good at giving the IMPRESSION that I'm good at absolutely everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends whether I've shaved that morning. Otherwise, my razor-sharp wit, debonair charm and (so they tell me) over-inflated ego. Not sure about that one, though, I'm usually too awesome to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
...Yes, I like all of those things. In large quantities.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hum. That's a good one.

I'm going to have to say:

My PC, for vigorous, enthusiastic (and frequently quite messy) video editing.

A plentiful supply of tea, crumpets and honey.

My singing voice. Otherwise I'd get terribly bored in the bath.

An occasional mouthful of fresh air, whenever things become too stifling indoors.

Doctor Who. All of it.

Pepsi-cola. I drink far too much of the stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the things. But mostly Who, girls and railways. No, I'm not going to make an Eddsworld reference. But if you expected me to, we should talk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Overcome with sadness at my lonesome existence. Either that or entertaining the rabid vultures...I mean nice ladies and gentlemen that visit my YouTube account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My personality type is INTJ. Apparently, that means I'm a psychopath. Go figure.

Also, whenever the temperature gets over fifteen degrees (or sixty-something, if you're old), my nose erupts into a fountain of blood.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The most important thing YOU must have is wit as sharp as my own (or at least nearly). If we can "spark" off each other, exchanging clever yet cutting insults, then I'm yours.

With regards to looks, bigger is most definitely better. Why? Well, because there's more to hug, of course.