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27 M Huntington Beach, CA

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Last Online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes cats
English, Japanese (Okay), Sign Language (Okay), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello! I'm Chris, a wandering mexitalian Michigander. I used to design a basketball game for EA Sports while moonlighting as a professor of game development at UCF. Now I'm in southern california working for Blizzard.

Likes: excessive pepper, semicolons, flipping two-part nouns (e.g. Facebook -> "the Book of Faces"; Salvation Army -> "Army of Salvation")

and devblog
What I’m doing with my life
Reclaiming the term renaissance man while secretly looking for a better one.

Someday I'll actualize my dream of being a vagrant game developer (Erdős-style). And then aim for writing a comic and owning a coffee shop/retro LAN cafe.
I’m really good at
Building a mighty sheep empire (Settlers of Catan). Potato wizardry. Making mix CDs.
The first things people usually notice about me
Coy smile and dry humor. I like my flavor as much as I like my bitters.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
B: The Giver, Terry Pratchett, Everyday Drinking (Sir Kingsley Amis), 84 Charing Cross Roads, Kate Beaton, Asterios Polyp, Thanos Quest, Milton H. Erickson, The Divine Comedy, Perks of Being a Wallflower

M: Palindromes, The Secret of Kells, Harold and Maude, Black Dynamite, Kung Fu Hustle, 5th Element, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Scott Pilgrim, Shortbus

S: Community, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, BBC Sherlock, Monk, Avatar TLA, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pushing Daisies, Veronica Mars, Armed Librarians

Mu: Stevie Wonder, Bach, Janelle Monae, Divine Comedy, Ella Fitzgerald, Fats Waller, J. Cole, Les contes d'Hoffmann, Doves, My Computer, Justice, Art vs. Science, Tally Hall, John Legend, Bryan Scary

F: Ethiopian (Kitfo & Tej), Vietnamese (Banh Mi & Pho), Korean (!!!), and everything else

¡Bonus Category!
G: League of Legends, Minecraft, Terraria, Castlevania 3, Shining Force 1 & 2, SaGa Frontier, Seiken Densetsu 3, Legend of Zelda: Windwaker, Baldur's Gate 2, Super Mario II, Braid, Final Fantasy 6, Majesty, Megaman X3, Ultima Online, Ragnarok Online, EverQuest (the first one), Dungeons and Dragons (3.5 Eberron).
The six things I could never do without
Recursion. Synecdoche. Portmanteau. Cumin. Orange Juice.

applebottom jeans. with the boots. with the fur.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything! If left to my own devices I would probably think so much I'd collapse into thought-singularity.

Major planetary bodies in my brain-cosmos: conveyance, abstraction, agency, narrative, language, lunch.

I could sit in the passenger seat of a car and think while staring out the window forever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't ride a bike. I use Notepad all the time.
Neither are private, but people are always surprised.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Easy things to get along over:
video games, dancing, classy/unclassy drinking,
downtowns, spliffs, synonyms for walk
(i.e. meander, amble, mosey),
soul, funk, unexpected swingsets,
warm rainy days, pull-through parking spots,
bad movies, coffee shops, finding the right word,
tangential conversation

You don't capitalize the following: art, god, theory.
You have strong passions at all about anything.
You laugh when you listen to this cover of "no scrubs"