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28 Grand Rapids, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:07am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes cats
English, Japanese (Okay), Sign Language (Okay), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I'm Chris, a wandering mexitalian Michigander. I used to design a basketball game for EA Sports while moonlighting as a professor of game development at UCF. Now I'm in southern california working for Blizzard.

Likes: excessive pepper, semicolons, flipping two-part nouns (e.g. Facebook -> "the Book of Faces"; Salvation Army -> "Army of Salvation")

and devblog
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Reclaiming the term renaissance man while secretly looking for a better one.

Someday I'll actualize my dream of being a vagrant game developer (Erdős-style). And then aim for writing a comic and owning a coffee shop/retro LAN cafe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building a mighty sheep empire (Settlers of Catan). Potato wizardry. Making mix CDs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Coy smile and dry, irreverent humor. Life's better with bitters.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
B: The Giver, Terry Pratchett, Everyday Drinking (Sir Kingsley Amis), 84 Charing Cross Roads, Kate Beaton, Asterios Polyp, Thanos Quest, Milton H. Erickson, The Divine Comedy, Perks of Being a Wallflower

M: Palindromes, The Secret of Kells, Harold and Maude, Black Dynamite, Kung Fu Hustle, 5th Element, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Scott Pilgrim, Shortbus

S: Community, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, BBC Sherlock, Monk, Avatar TLA, Fullmetal Alchemist, Pushing Daisies, Veronica Mars, Armed Librarians

Mu: Stevie Wonder, Bach, Janelle Monae, Divine Comedy, Ella Fitzgerald, Fats Waller, J. Cole, Les contes d'Hoffmann, Doves, My Computer, Justice, Art vs. Science, Tally Hall, John Legend, Bryan Scary

F: Ethiopian (Kitfo & Tej), Vietnamese (Banh Mi & Pho), Korean (!!!), and everything else

¡Bonus Category!
G: League of Legends, Minecraft, Terraria, Castlevania 3, Shining Force 1 & 2, SaGa Frontier, Seiken Densetsu 3, Legend of Zelda: Windwaker, Baldur's Gate 2, Super Mario II, Braid, Final Fantasy 6, Majesty, Megaman X3, Ultima Online, Ragnarok Online, EverQuest (the first one), Dungeons and Dragons (3.5 Eberron), 13th Age.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Recursion. Synecdoche. Portmanteau. Cumin. Orange Juice.

applebottom jeans. with the boots. with the fur.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything! If left to my own devices I would probably think so much I'd collapse into thought-singularity.

Major planetary bodies in my brain-cosmos: conveyance, abstraction, agency, narrative, language, lunch.

I could sit in the passenger seat of a car and think while staring out the window forever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't ride a bike. I use Notepad all the time.
Neither are private, but people are always surprised.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Easy things to get along over:
video games, dancing, classy/unclassy drinking,
downtowns, spliffs, synonyms for walk
(i.e. meander, amble, mosey),
soul, funk, unexpected swingsets,
warm rainy days, pull-through parking spots,
bad movies, coffee shops, finding the right word,
tangential conversation

You don't capitalize the following: art, god, theory.
You have strong passions at all about anything.
You laugh when you listen to this cover of "no scrubs"