Ohai, I'm Terminal Velocity; international superstar and sex symbol. You perhaps might know me best from this profile, but let me tell you a little about Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show. To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o'clock at night. It was remarked that the clock began to strike, and I began to cry, simultaneously. For you see, I was conceived on a washing machine and born the very same day. I've been both to northern and southern Carolina. I've eaten over 300 types of cheese and I'm the world's oldest self proclaimed child prodigy.

I really have no clue what I'm doing here. You see I think I should have taken a right back at Google, but somehow I ended up here. Oh well, too bad.

Next time I'll remember, or not----------------->

Working at a large local hardware store.

Last year I graduated from college for the third time; Summa Cum Laude. Knowing Latin is not a deal breaker, but if you don't know that that means "with highest honors" it might be. Might go back to school for an engineering degree. I've studied many things, and this is one that we will have to save for an IRL discussion.

Work out and practice yoga a lot. After a year and a half of practicing (if you are a yogi), I can now do marachi asana C with the bind. I'm working on handstand (Adho Mukha Vrksasana) currently now that I can hang out in a forearm headstand. While it's true; I do smoke. I'm quitting and I've gotten it down to just one cigarettes a day. Most people I associate with don't even know.

"In general, pride is at the bottom of all great mistakes."-Steven H. Coogler

✔Making stuff.

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  ✔Being a grammar Nazi, but not a real Nazi.
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  ✔Learning new things.
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  ✔Math, art, and the English language. I know it's super odd to be gifted in every area that humans judge intelligence by. You may call me the modern Da Vinci if you wish, but I'm still Justin and yes... I'll still try to jump off of small cliffs with bird wings strapped to my arms. "This is going to be the day I fly!"
  
  I'm literally the master of self sabotage.
  
  Researching people that are on here. If this offends you (like if you wouldn't like me to read your blog). My apologies in advance, but you probably should not have it on the internet if you don't want people to know about it.

People who are experienced with the internet call me the sockmaster. While I only wear two at a time, I'm excellent at creating them! Ask me about it; it's probably not what you're thinking.

I have IDS or imminent death syndrome. This is a disorder where I may die at any moment, within the next 60 years or so.

I am constantly thinking too much and plotting my next move. I tend to over think things. I am very laid back but in a "strangely
nervous way".

Lists are boooring.
Books-The Magicians is a great book. I'm looking forward to The Magician King, although I've heard it isn't as good.
Movies-Limitless, it rox! I watch television and movies here. Note: I'm not affiliated with this site in any way. This is only where I watch shows. I'm not advocating it. You should go out and rent movies and pay for cable IMO.
Shows- Breaking Bad and Boardwalk Empire are really the best, well written show on TV right now.
Music-Jam bands, Truth. This is one of my very favorite songs! I love it.
Food-I like anything really spicy. I mean burn a hole in the damn table hot!

Okcupid has a deep dark secret.
It's something that they will hide from you.
It's something that they won't ever tell you about.
It's not moderated, like at all.
☢It's radioactive, and your profile must be two months old. So, wear your leaded suite and hang out for a while!☢
★Google
❂Google Chrome
✰Google Sketchup
❋Gmail
✔Google image search
★Google Android, Yep, I did mention something about selling my soul, right?!

You can't just decide to be happy, but you sure as hell can decide to be miserable.

I want you to place your hand together at your hearts center. Keep your thumbs and pinkies together. Look down at them while opening the rest; this is your lotus blossum. Place your strengths and weaknesses in it, along with your ambition. Close the blossum. Keep this near your heart, always.

... at the gym. While I have a pretty good physique, I'm not a gym rat with bacne from too much steroids. Oh noes, I keep my steroid use in check!

Not on Friday, but on Tuesday or Wednesday I'll try to add a thought for the week. The thought for this week: "The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."

After living so many lives; I'm hoping I can find the one to die for now.

Indeed, it's true that I met the Okcupid king in a local Denny's at 3:42 AM. Ask me about it; it's quite the story!

Sometimes I think something is funny when (in fact) nothing actually is. I apologize in advance.

You want to know anything more about me that I haven't covered in depth in my profile!