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Terp789

25 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Hebrew

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My self-summary
After going over this many times - and embarrassingly letting my friends pour over it - I decided you've already looked at my pictures, or what I'm Looking For, and decided whether or not to read through the rest of my shpiel. Well have at it!

I'm a passionate guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, and his pants with a belt. Everyone always says "I work hard and I play hard," which sounds fairly exhausting. I work plenty hard at both my jobs, and I covet each and every moment I get to spend decompressing or out adventuring while away from them.

From wandering the mall , finding new exhibits at the museums, to a nice local brew on a patio at an outdoor bar, I aim to enjoy my time. Aided by my decision to spend any excess income after adult expenses like rent, insurance, etc on food & drink, I've decided I need to dine on more patios & rooftops (and with this weather? Who doesn't).
What I’m doing with my life
I work in local government in the great state of Maryland. My life sometimes resembles an episode of Parks and Recreation, so I try hard to be as Ron Swanson-esque as I can. Though in all honesty I'm much closer to Ben Wyatt.

In my evenings I moonlight as a producer and host for a podcast network with listeners across the country. It's a craft I am still refining, but behind the mic is one of my favorite ways to spend an evening.
I’m really good at
I love to cook- I'm not Food Network good, but that doesn't mean I don't pretend to be.

You also may find I have an encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes - I know, completely useful skill with TONS of uses. I promise to not talk during movies...except Liar Liar. I will recite the script in its entirety.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes- they're a very deep shade of brown.
Or that I resemble a devilishly handsome llama.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Departed, Ghostbusters, Ace Ventura, Inglorious Basterds, The Graduate, Blues Brothers, Die Hard, West Side Story, Phantom of the Opera, Liar Liar, Pulp Fiction, Stranger Than Fiction

TV Shows: Archer, South Park, Sherlock, Fargo, True Detective, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, House of Cards, Legit, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Community, Helix, Chopped, Parks & Recreation, West Wing...The list goes on

Music: The Pietasters, Whitey Morgan & the 78s, Queen, Elvis, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Sunny Ledfurd, Modest Mouse, and all the podcasts I can listen to

Books: Anything and everything written by Etgar Keret
The six things I could never do without
Key lime pie
Twitter
Strawberries
The NFL
Podcasts
Matching socks & ties. Can never have enough ties & socks that go well together
On a typical Friday night I am
Working a live show or staring at my phone trying to conjure up wild and crazy plans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I am an open book. Just ask and I'm sure I can drum up an answer
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to get to know me better. Or you found my dog (Note - I don't have a dog, but would love if you got me one. Please and Thank You)