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Terp789

25 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Hebrew

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My self-summary
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You've already looked at my pictures (the one in the hot dog is your favorite, just admit it!) or What I'm Looking For, and decided whether or not to read through the rest of my shpiel. So here's to you continuing on!

I'm a passionate guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, and his pants with a belt. Everyone always says "I work hard and I play hard," which sounds fairly exhausting. I work plenty hard at both my jobs, and I covet each moment I get to spend de-stressing or out adventuring while away from them.

From wandering the mall, finding new exhibits at the museums (I dearly miss the dino's at Natural History), to a nice local brew on a patio at an outdoor bar, I aim to enjoy my down time. Aided by my decision to take a (probably ill-advised) devil-may-care attitude towards enjoying food & drink, that down time has gotten a little more festive. Care to join?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in local government in the great state of Maryland. My life sometimes resembles an episode of Parks and Recreation, so I try hard to be as Ron Swanson-esque as I can. One day I'll get to do this- http://giant.gfycat.com/ExemplaryNeighboringCivet.gif- one day...

In my evenings I moonlight as a producer and host for a podcast network with listeners across the country. It's a craft I am still refining, but behind the mic is one of my favorite ways to spend an evening!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to cook- I'm not Food Network good, but that doesn't mean I don't pretend to be. Getting a good, honest review of a dish is a great feeling, and I always need more critics - let me know what you like to eat and maybe I can't whip something up!

You also may find I have an encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes - I know, completely useful skill with TONS of uses. I promise to not talk during movies...except Liar Liar. I will unabashedly recite the script in its entirety.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes- they're a very deep shade of brown.
Or that I resemble a devilishly handsome llama.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Departed, Ghostbusters, Ace Ventura, Inglorious Basterds, The Graduate, Blues Brothers, Die Hard, Guardians of the Galaxy, West Side Story, Phantom of the Opera, Liar Liar, Pulp Fiction, Stranger Than Fiction

TV Shows: Archer, South Park, Sherlock, Fargo, True Detective, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, House of Cards, Legit, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Community, Helix, Chopped, Parks & Recreation, West Wing...The list goes on

Music: The Pietasters, Reverand Peyton's Big Damn Band, Whitey Morgan & the 78s, Queen, Elvis, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Sunny Ledfurd, Modest Mouse, and all the podcasts I can listen to

Books: Anything and everything written by Etgar Keret
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Key lime pie
The super odd ads OkCupid slides into the margins
Sports (both playing and watching)
Podcasts
Matching socks & ties. (Can *never* have enough ties & socks that go well together)
Airplane ginger ale
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
will TV's Frisky Dingo ever make its triumphant return...Which dish should I make next...How on earth they set up the "personality" section...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working a podcast network live show or staring at my phone trying to conjure up wild and crazy plans
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I am an open book. Ask away!
You should message me if
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you want to get to know me better.

You found my dog (Note - I don't have a dog, but would love if you got me one. Please and Thank You)

You want to have the last few slices of my pizza...I probably shouldn't finish the entire pie.

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