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25 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:20pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English, Hebrew

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My self-summary
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After embarrassingly letting my friends pour over this - I decided you've already looked at my pictures, or What I'm Looking For, and decided whether or not to read through the rest of my shpiel. So here's to you continuing on!

I'm a passionate guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, and his pants with a belt. Everyone always says "I work hard and I play hard," which sounds fairly exhausting. I work plenty hard at both my jobs, and I covet each and every moment I get to spend decompressing or out adventuring while away from them.

From wandering the mall, finding new exhibits at the museums (I dearly miss the dinos at Natural History), to a nice local brew on a patio at an outdoor bar, I aim to enjoy my down time. Aided by my decision to spend any excess income after adult expenses like rent, insurance, etc on food & drink, I've decided I need to dine on more patios & rooftops (and with this weather? Who doesn't).
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in local government in the great state of Maryland. My life sometimes resembles an episode of Parks and Recreation, so I try hard to be as Ron Swanson-esque as I can. Though in all honesty I'm much closer to Ben Wyatt.

In my evenings I moonlight as a producer and host for a podcast network with listeners across the country. It's a craft I am still refining, but behind the mic is one of my favorite ways to spend an evening.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to cook- I'm not Food Network good, but that doesn't mean I don't pretend to be.

You also may find I have an encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes - I know, completely useful skill with TONS of uses. I promise to not talk during movies...except Liar Liar. I will recite the script in its entirety.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes- they're a very deep shade of brown.
Or that I resemble a devilishly handsome llama.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Departed, Ghostbusters, Ace Ventura, Inglorious Basterds, The Graduate, Blues Brothers, Die Hard, Guardians of the Galaxy, West Side Story, Phantom of the Opera, Liar Liar, Pulp Fiction, Stranger Than Fiction

TV Shows: Archer, South Park, Sherlock, Fargo, True Detective, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, House of Cards, Legit, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Community, Helix, Chopped, Parks & Recreation, West Wing...The list goes on

Music: The Pietasters, Whitey Morgan & the 78s, Queen, Elvis, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Sunny Ledfurd, Modest Mouse, and all the podcasts I can listen to

Books: Anything and everything written by Etgar Keret
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Key lime pie
The super odd ads OkCupid slides into the margins
Matching socks & ties. Can never have enough ties & socks that go well together
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
will TV's Frisky Dingo ever make its triumphant return, which dish should I make next...How on earth they set up the "personality" section...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working a live show or staring at my phone trying to conjure up wild and crazy plans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I am an open book. Just ask and I'm sure I can drum up an answer
You should message me if
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you want to get to know me better.

You found my dog (Note - I don't have a dog, but would love if you got me one. Please and Thank You)

You want to have the last few slices of my pizza...I probably shouldn't finish the entire pie.