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25 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:06pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English, Hebrew

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My self-summary
After going over this many times - and embarrassingly letting my friends pour over it - I decided you've already looked at my pictures, or what I'm Looking For, and decided whether or not to read through the rest of my shpiel. Well have at it!

I'm a passionate guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, and his pants with a belt. Everyone always says "I work hard and I play hard," which sounds fairly exhausting. I work plenty hard at both my jobs, and I covet each and every moment I get to spend decompressing or out adventuring while away from them.

From wandering the mall , finding new exhibits at the museums, to a nice local brew on a patio at an outdoor bar, I aim to enjoy my time. Aided by my decision to spend any excess income after adult expenses like rent, insurance, etc on food & drink, I've decided I need to dine on more patios & rooftops (and with this weather? Who doesn't).
What I’m doing with my life
I work in local government in the great state of Maryland. My life sometimes resembles an episode of Parks and Recreation, so I try hard to be as Ron Swanson-esque as I can. Though in all honesty I'm much closer to Ben Wyatt.

In my evenings I moonlight as a producer and host for a podcast network with listeners across the country. It's a craft I am still refining, but behind the mic is one of my favorite ways to spend an evening.
I’m really good at
I love to cook- I'm not Food Network good, but that doesn't mean I don't pretend to be.

You also may find I have an encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes - I know, completely useful skill with TONS of uses. I promise to not talk during movies...except Liar Liar. I will recite the script in its entirety.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes- they're a very deep shade of brown.
Or that I resemble a devilishly handsome llama.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Departed, Ghostbusters, Ace Ventura, Inglorious Basterds, The Graduate, Blues Brothers, Die Hard, West Side Story, Phantom of the Opera, Liar Liar, Pulp Fiction, Stranger Than Fiction

TV Shows: Archer, South Park, Sherlock, Fargo, True Detective, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, House of Cards, Legit, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Community, Helix, Chopped, Parks & Recreation, West Wing...The list goes on

Music: The Pietasters, Whitey Morgan & the 78s, Queen, Elvis, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Sunny Ledfurd, Modest Mouse, and all the podcasts I can listen to

Books: Anything and everything written by Etgar Keret
The six things I could never do without
Key lime pie
Matching socks & ties. Can never have enough ties & socks that go well together
On a typical Friday night I am
Working a live show or staring at my phone trying to conjure up wild and crazy plans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I am an open book. Just ask and I'm sure I can drum up an answer
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to get to know me better. Or you found my dog (Note - I don't have a dog, but would love if you got me one. Please and Thank You)