Terp789
26 Bethesda, MD
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My self-summary
You've already looked at my pictures (the one in the hot dog is your favorite, just admit it!) or What I'm Looking For, and decided whether or not to get to know more about me, so here's to you continuing on!

I'm a passionate guy who wears his heart on his sleeve, and his pants with a belt. Everyone always says "I work hard and I play hard," which sounds fairly exhausting. I work plenty hard at both my jobs, and I covet each moment I get to spend de-stressing or out adventuring while away from them.

From wandering the mall, finding new exhibits at the museums (I dearly miss the dinos at Natural History), to a nice local brew at an outdoor bar, I aim to enjoy my down time. Aided by my decision to take a (probably ill-advised) devil-may-care attitude towards enjoying food & drink, that down time has gotten a little more festive. Care to join?
What I’m doing with my life
I work in local government in the great state of Maryland. My life sometimes resembles an episode of Parks and Recreation, so I try hard to be as Ron Swanson-esque as I can. One day I'll get to do this- http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/7/28/15/anigif_spin-4459-1311880542-60.gif - one day...

In my evenings I moonlight as a producer and host for a podcast network with listeners across the country. It's a craft I am still refining, but behind the mic is one of my favorite places to be!
I’m really good at
I love to cook- I'm not Food Network good, but that doesn't mean I don't pretend to be. Getting a good, honest review of a dish is a great feeling, and I always need more critics. Let me know what you like to eat and maybe I can't whip something up!

You also may find I have an encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes - I know, completely useful skill with TONS of uses. I promise to not talk during movies...except Liar Liar. I will unabashedly recite the script in its entirety.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I resemble a devilishly handsome llama.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Departed, Ghostbusters, Ace Ventura, Inglorious Basterds, The Graduate, Blues Brothers, Die Hard, The Birdcage, Guardians of the Galaxy, West Side Story, Phantom of the Opera, Liar Liar, Pulp Fiction, Stranger Than Fiction, So I Married An Axe Murderer

TV Shows: Archer, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Sherlock, Fargo, True Detective, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, House of Cards, Legit, Constantine, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, South Park, Community, Helix, Chopped, Parks & Recreation, West Wing...The list goes on

Music: The Pietasters, Reverand Peyton's Big Damn Band, Queen, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Sunny Ledfurd, Modest Mouse, and all the podcasts I can listen to

Books: Anything and everything written by Etgar Keret
The six things I could never do without
Key lime pie
The super odd ads OkCupid slides into the margins
The NFL
Podcasts
Matching socks & ties. (Can *never* have enough ties & socks)
Airplane single serving ginger ale
I spend a lot of time thinking about
will TV's Frisky Dingo ever make its triumphant return...Which dish should I make next...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working a podcast network live show or staring at my phone trying to conjure up wild and crazy plans.

Or Netflix. Lets be honest, it's probably Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I am an open book. Ask away!
You should message me if
you want to get to know me better.

You found my dog (Note - I don't have a dog, but would love if you got me one. Please and Thank You)

You want to have the last few slices of my pizza...I probably shouldn't finish the entire pie.
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